Boobsville Penitentiary Review

Reviewed by vodka tonic  on  8/30/2007

Director : Skye Blue
Camera : Spud
Cast : Carolyn Monroe, Kianna Dior, Kody Coxxx, Talon, Anthony Hardwood, John West
Running time : 75 mins

DVD Extras : Chapter index, money shots, photo galleries, trailers, BTS, documentary on Big Top Productions, big boobs video montage

Trailers : "Boobsville Buxom Beauties", "The Tits That Saved XXX-Mas", "Mad Jaxx beyond Thunderboobs", "Boobsville P.D"

BTS : Kianna is fresh & smiling as she slips into her prison warden cistume, then Skye gives her & John precise directions before their scene. Kianna stays upbeat throughout, a real sweetheart. Kody & Talon shoot the boxcover (Kianna must have been added later on). The cameraman apes Hardwood's Eastern accent perfectly. Carolyn Monroe acts like a consummate pro.


WHO'S DOING WHO ? :

1) KIANNA DIOR & JOHN WEST



John wants to complain to his lawyer because prison food sucks. Warden Kianna thinks he deserves to be punished for this, so she makes him feel her boobs. That's incredibly severe and there's no doubt in my mind that Skye Blue uses Kianna's mellons to convey her stance on prison cruelty. Slap those boobies onto John's face. Can I just say that men should never pluck their eyebrows ? And while we're talking about style, metal platform shoes do not befit a prison warden. John keeps one hand behind his back while he licks his mistress' kitten, then Kianna traps his dick between her Asian mounds. Nice low-angle shots. They switch to deep-plunging missionary, with nice overhead full-body shots and also good views of John's butt for the discrimating female fan. Kianna bumps him some in RC, but pixels appear when her hooters wiggle too fast. One minus for video quality. He comes on her chest after the doggy. A good sequence.

2) KODY COXX & TALON



Another sadistic warden in fashion high heels forces prisoner Talon to lick her pumps. Kody's boobs, though a handful or two, do not necessarily fill the movie's theme. I'll say it again, men should never pluck their eyebrows. Talon uses his pointy tongue on Kody's nips & butt (shouldn't that be the name of a series ?) then strips out of his striped johns so the brunette can drool on his perfect dick. Some boob play ensues, but Kody did not have the address for Kianna's plastic surgeon. She lifts her star-spangled red panties to prepare for the incoming RC. Pierced clit alert. Excellent framework. They continue in doggy, once again with brilliant full-body shots & close-ups, then Talon plunges in missionary while Kody lifts one leg up in the air. One of hers, of course. This is what I call the Talon Mish. If you've seen one, you know what I mean. I like it. He comes on her breasts. Another hot scene.

3) CAROLYN MONROE & ANTHONY HARDWOOD



Carolyn used to be known as Candace Heart in the early 90s. She has changed a lot but looks hotter now than back then. Pimp Anthony, who doesn't pluck his eyebrows, has been transferred to Boobsville penitentiary, and she is the prison director, who tries to determine how far he's willing to exploit women. After fondling her heavy, supple boobs, he shows her how stiff pimps can be, which she swallows immediately. Nice eye contact & just the right amount of aggressiveness from Carolyn. Anthony pulls her salmon panties aside to lick her butt & puss (see Carolyn through a reflection on a crystal ball), then spreads her legs to take her on the table. Excellent framework as usual. Anthony actually climbs on the table to mish her in frog, and I'm surprised the furniture did not give way. Fade to RC, with once again visible pixels. More crystal ball trick. He comes on her boobs after the doggy. Another pleaser.

SO ? : This is Skye Blue at her best. She's from an old-time breed of directors who favours the fake over the natural, a preference reflected in her choice of cast & set-ups. Reality is endlessly boring. Fake eyelashes & chunky heels, please. Kianna & Carolyn easily stand out in this brainless pleaser, which really is fun for the whole family. The sex is hot without being threatening. A meager selection of 3 scenes may discourage from purchasing, but this is recommended rental or VOD for lovers of chesty girls & friendly porn.