Boob Cruise Paradise Review

Reviewed by Jayo  on  9/6/2005

The Score Group is a publisher of magazines and videos. They make a variety of offerings for different interests, but their bread and butter magazines are "Score" and "Voluptuous," both of which cater to the big-tit fan.

I was reading those magazines when they were sponsoring these "Boob Cruises"-- where fans and models would go on a Carribbean cruise together for sun, fun and lots of photo-ops. This video is a record of a cruise and some of the goings-on.

There are 25 Score models represented here, many of them are favorites from the magazine. These are not just busty girls. These are not just big-titted girls. These are girls whose boobs range from simply large to mammoth. A few of them are original equipment, but the majority are the work of gallons of silicone.

The Boob Cruise was mainly a series of photo-ops with the models. Sometimes they were doing the sort of poses you would see the magazine--lots of caressing, lips spread, a little simulated masturbation. Since most of these girls are also strippers and dancers, many of them did their routines on the deck of the boat.

The DVD breaks itself into two halves: "Paradise" is a series of vignettes--some long, some brief--of the models on their shoots, the dancing, and so forth. "After Hours" is just the dancing--certain models doing their strip acts. So instead of seeing just a bit, you get to see a much mroe substantial amount of it.

This DVD is the sort of thing you'd find in the magazine. It's cheesecake all the way: lots of posing in various places, lots of nudity. There are no men, so no real sex.

The DVD is also a little bit tamer than what you'd see in the magazine. There is no hardcore: neither lesbian nor alone. There are only a few simulated masturbation scenes and they're obviously simulated and they're brief. Shots with toys are fleeting. Nipples get caressed and pinched and played with, and get an occasional lick, but only for photographers. It's all about the photography.

The production is excellent; they spent a lot of time editing this together and doing a great job at it. The photography is good, the music and voice-overs are complimentary and pleasant, and the menuing and user interface are logical and well-done. It's really, in many ways, a lot like a video I'd expect from Playboy: very well done but no hot sex.

If you like girls with massive boobs, particularly the silicone variety, and you don't need penetration, then this is your DVD. But if you want something a little more than just posing--something that ends in a juicy climax--then look for something else because you won't find it here.