Boob Bangers 7 Review

Reviewed by Jake Blade  on  2/28/2010

Boob Bangers is one of those series that most boob men will have invested in over the years, and an edition or two would look good in any collection. The series is so good that even dudes that aren’t breast obsessed will probably have one sitting in the rack for rainy days. Volume 7 is jam packed and literally overflowing with big juicy tits, and with an application of lube and a stiff dick, all the girls involved show the skills that would constitute any man’s version of one night in paradise. With Jonni Darkko calling the shots you can expect to see each of these hotties at their best.

Sophie Dee & Katie Kox
This is a heavily busted affair. Both Sophie and covergirl Katie carry the surgeons finest and the girl-on-girl boob foreplay is shot at quite an intimate proximity. With a cut to the wife’s away storyline, one thing is obvious. You need a decent python if you are going to manoeuvre between mammories this big and put on a show, and mercifully Sean Michaels is admirably equipped for such a task. Sophie is the first cab of the rank and as a red head this week her stockings bra combo soon has the big man in a tizz. He takes charge and is quite authoritative with his romantic repertoire. But Katie is not going to be outdone by some short ass Welsh slut, so she changes into something more suggestive before busting in on the party. As you would expect there is a great deal of tit fucking, and with these fine racks its sexual entertainment. Katie is more energetic and cock hungry, and her pierced nips are a fine accompaniment to her assets. About the only disappointing thing about this scene is the lack of lustful interactivity between the girls until the back half of the scene. But once it kicks off it is an oiled up sloppy affair that is downright sinful, especially if you are following the storyline of Katie playing the sultry bride. This is a dedication to boob men everywhere so start lining up.

McKenzie Lee
This broad is a slut of sensational proportions. It looks like she has spent some time in the salon to prepare for these scene, the hair is immaculate and the eye make-up and whore lashes ornate. But most people that watch wont even notice, as her lean Vanessa Lane type build carries a lust inducing set of well enhanced, perfectly rounded chest puppies. Despite being involved with the Jenna empire early in her career this is one Pommie bird that has no restrictions in the bedroom, and to set the tone early her mouth, tits and boobs are covered in lube and she gives the type of sloppy head that causes premature ejaculation. Luckily Mark Ashley is no amateur when in comes to pants down work, so he keeps the plums in check long enough to utilise all McKenzie’s skills. The woman is a saucy little minks no matter what angle the cock is firing at her, but the best work is definitely done when she is on her knees with a mouth full of lube, using her soft hands and heaving cleav to work the cock.

Jessica Moore
There is something about this girl that brings a Lucy Ewing to mind, but she has far too much talent to be crowned Miss Dallas. The rack is exceptional with enough natural hang and suppleness to make surviving a tit fuck an act of Olympic quality sexual endurance. But with Chris Charming and The German Love Doctor on the job this type of scheme isn’t the main focus of the script. Jessica is soon on the spit roast and with these dirty old bastards on the job she is busier than a one legged man at an ass kicking contest. Both ass and pussy endure the stab-a-thon, Jessica enjoying the thrill of peering down to see a stiff one sliding in to her on several occasions. For such a petite unit she has no problems with the DP, but her real talent seems to be sucking cock. Both guys have a crack at tonsil testing, and as Holmes The Love Doctor often does, he pushes his hairy ass into Jessica’s face so she can do her share of man rimming. Unfortunately sluts like this don’t grow on trees, so those that haven’t had the pleasure will love watching this pretty girl be downright dirty, and while she doesn’t offer a lot of range vocally she is a great little fuck. And if you are into a second dude standing up to the plate to finish off on a rack that has already been creamed then Charming comes through with the goods here, and although he doesn’t stir much porridge Jessica ends up with a pearly necklace of Mr T proportions.

Jaylene Rio
Jaylene’s juicy brown rack looks squeezable and damn near good enough to just sniff. But be careful, this huge set of tits that could injure an inexperienced young man that has overestimated his sexual repertoire. The busty Latina has definitely read the script and she is spitting on Christian Clay’s cock and sliding it between her big daddies as soon as it’s available. But that isn’t the only string to her bedroom bow, as even though she is not overly fond to suck on the lube covered cock, generally her head technique is sensual and her bodies natural curves make her very appealing. Once the racing tadpoles are released on her chest she diligently ensures every last drop of baby batter has been milked from her co-stars cock.

Alia Janine
There is an element of cougar about this broad, but it might take you half the scene to notice because it is hard to divert your gaze away form her chest. They are simply monstrous. Her cleavage seems to go on forever. Once Mark Ashley is unleashed he is all over those puppies like a lemon vest, and with those mad cans oiled up his sizeable salami resembles a tiny chorizo once its is sandwiched in between. The couple move from the pool to inside, and once away form the acoustical hindrance of the spa jets Ashley gets quite vigorous, but Alia seems to be one of those broads that likes to lie back and get pounded. There are some nice POV angles with Alia on top, and also using those big juicy baps to work the cock lock a stripper works a pole late on a Saturday night. Ashley grunts and snorts like a madman to get to the point of no return, hand delivering the goods right on target.

Bonus Tit Fucks:
Jessica Moore
It is needless to examine the quality of this natural rack, as her god gifted assets in the dirty pillow department have already been discussed. With Big W. Burbank holding the camera there is no shortage pearls blown from the eye of the junket pump come money time, but Jessica’s efficiently delicate style of handling the night tools are easy to appreciate. While this isn’t a lubed encounter, her moans, panting, and looks at the camera make it a sensual experience, and whenever this set of tits is wrapped around a cock in POV it is worth taking a look.

Jaylene Rio
Rather arousing examination of the funbags to start off, the camera working at tight angles that make you just want to motorboat Jaylene’s boobs until suffocation kicks in. With director’s privileges asserted, Jaylene delivers a solid spit and polish job, the love hammer spending the majority of the time sliding between those heaving mounds. A pearly necklace does look good on this girl.

Alia Janine
Another sultry build-up with Alia taking the time to play with her impressive rack, some up-close camera work relaying the enormity of those puppies. The sheer size of these babies is hard to explain in words, but this is one girl who has no trouble licking her own nipples. The director then asserts himself and the oil on the situation and the rest is mere history, captured on DVD for the pleasure of the one handed army. The blowing cock left sandwiched between Alia’s tits for the moneyshot is a great finish.

In Closing
Jonni Darkko just doesn’t make bad movies. For tit fuck freaks, Boob Bangers 7 is just another impressive edition of this titcentric series. Not only are the girls and their varying styles and boob types well chosen, but Darkko seems to posses the ability to unearth beauties that are relatively unknown, and then fire them up to turn in excellent performances. Alia Janine has a rack beyond belief and her two efforts on this disc will have your cock harder than a cats head, especially if you are inclined to the cougar way of thinking. And while the opening scene seems to lack a little craziness, McKenzie Lee seems to have comeback hotter and hornier than ever, and for a genuine milf she has a rig and cockskills that could blow your mind. As usual the quality action has Darkko’s signature camerawork of using tight angles and girl focus. The overall package is well put together with Darkko beats, tasty lead-ins, super box art and extras that include an interview with Jessica Moore. No disappointments for purchasing or renting this little number.

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