Boob Bangers 6: MILF Edition Review

Reviewed by Jake Blade  on  9/17/2009

When you get a look at great cleavage, its hard to not think about how much better it would be with a slathering of oil and your old fella jammed between the warm mounds. Jonni Darkko knows exactly what I'm talking about, and Boob Bangers 6 has some thumping racks and heaving cleave that would all be beautifully adorned with post fuck glimmer and a pearly necklace. Darkko never produces a bad movie, and his eye for beauty and detail for presentation ensure his titles just keep giving.

Gianna Michaels
Unlike a lot of performers Gianna scenes always seem to offer something new, and where as other girls pull out the same booty shake or cowgirl move over and over, she has a variety to her repertoire that makes her a fine lover. In a bikini there is no one finer, and hosing down the car in a little red number leaves nothing to the imagination. After seducing the gardener with a very forceful routine she soon has a mouthful of cock, and once Gianna has the meat at her disposal she doesn’t let up until the balls are drained and the bell end looks like a well used lipstick. Chris Charming has a good sized member, and it’s just as well given the size of these heaving naturals and the tit fucking and blow work are exemplary. The addition of some extra virgin keeps the greasy cleave at its romantic best, and the sex has ticks in all the boxes with Gianna being voracious and sociable with the cock. Charming has no problems unloading a creamy one over the mad cans, but given the amount of vacant real estate still available its quality that a peeping tom appears to unload a salty monster to finish of the cum coverage. This has everything you could hope for.

Lisa Ann
Tanned, taught and terrific, the body on Lisa Ann is a firm one. And Mariah Milano isn’t overly impressed with the enhanced rack, when Lisa starts rubbing the moisturiser in I know I would have no trouble helping Jonni out if he had trouble finding a firm man to take part in proceedings. The injectibles have done a fine job on Lisa’s face and there isn’t a wrinkle or thin lip to be seen as she stares up at the camera with Mark Ashley’s erect love hammer sliding between her tits, and as the cock gets acquainted with the rest of her fine body there isn’t a curve out of place. Mark Ashley is a fine stick man, and with Darkko working the camera from POV there is enough quality vision to have you concentrating on the deep breathing techniques, and as always Lisa Ann is professional in providing an enthusiastic and loud performance with just a hint of sensuality to get her through. The mixing of the sex, suck jobs and bap sliding keep the variety in this scene rolling, and the boobs are just enormous and can easily hide the cock from eye shot. Mercifully Mark Ashley has enough in the bag to make an impression, and there is nothing prettier than a good looking woman with a great rack covered in racing tadpoles.

Jayden Jaymes & Phoenix Marie
These two babes are in just about every second gonzo movie coming out at the moment, and while they have taken over from Dana and Bobbi as the everywhere girls, its nice to see them matched up together before the Special K pairing of Kristina Rose and Kagney Linn supersede them. After a little exposé with the action moves straight to the titty fuck with The German Love Doctor Steve Holmes inserting the bratwurst between the boobs of Phoenix Marie. The Doctor is all business and both girls get their share of uncut sausage as they interact beautifully and combine in a frenzy of mouths, tits, pussy and ass to try and satisfy the big man. The Doctor knows how to bash a set of tonsils, so deep throat freaks will have plenty to curl their toes about, and huge round rib monkeys of the tanned variety will have tit men feeling lightheaded. If you have been paying attention you will know that for all Jayden’s antics some of her scenes are just plain, but Darkko has pulled a masterstroke with this contest and her and Phoenix take both their games to a new level. The way the girls coalesce is truly worth admission. The Doctor as always is a dirty bastard, and although his doesn’t pull off his patented request of man-ass lickage, he helps himself to a heavy dose of anal thanks to Phoenix Marie. The girl can simply take huge things in her ass without batting an eyelid. This scene is a surprise and the honeys are genuinely cock hungry.

Diamond Foxxx
When the husband takes the wrenches to the links Diamond Foxxx makes a booty call so she can work on her game. The blonde has a bodacious set of ta-tas, and her work with both glass dildo and personal massager is co-ordinated to the point that her toy boy is left wondering why the hell he even got an invitation. But when she sets the toys down and takes the cock in her pussy the fucking is as sexually gratifying as her body. The big puffy lips look wondrous on the cock, and Diamond’s repertoire of fucking and sucking would be enough to please a sex addict at the end of a three day orgy. The sweat band worn by Mike Adriano is definitely interesting when it comes to porn attire, and if anything maybe a touch ambitious. Not something I would personally wear when attending to the needs of a hottie like Diamond Foxxx, but its definitely different in terms of hire stud fashion. As more lube is added to this situation the better Diamond seems to look, and this is a woman that has sucked enough cocks to know what happens when the toes turn up and bell end turns purple, so an open mouth is provided for the fireworks here.

Claudia
When it comes to puppies Claudia’s are more in the doberman variety than that of a miniature fox terrior. The powersuit does a shithouse job of keeping those babies contained, and the minute Claudia attacks Mark Ashley as he is fixing the sink they are off the leash and causing trouble. Claudia’s lips are pumped just like her funbags, and she is keen to put them to use by sucking on the tool. But this girl likes it all when she slips the clothes off, and the submissive sexuality, kick ass body, and accented English make her one hell of a fuck buddy. Ashley gives her a good working over, and with a plethora of penetration and boob shots this is an easy scene to watch one handed. Claudia wears a pearl necklace throughout proceedings, but as most girls will tell you, there is always room for more jewellery.

In Closing
This is another quality release from Darkko. The man shoots porn with an eye like that of a student of filming techniques, as opposed to a dude who fell into the job of holding the camera while people fuck. With the focus on the beauty in the girl and her characteristics during sex, a minimal man flavouring comes across in the footage that makes his movies both distinctive and intrinsically intimate. While some of these milfers have the facial range and lip movements of Nicole Kidman fresh from the surgeons office, investment in breast meat has created puppies that are just a pleasure to look at and even more outstanding to fuck. Thanks to these girls guys like Mark Ashley have forgotten what it feels like to oil up a couple of droopy B cups, and squeezing them together like a couple of footy socks full of sand in the futile hope of gifting a pearly necklace. There is some bonus footage, an interview with Lisa Ann doing her best Heidi Klum impression by talking herself and her life up, and a swathe of previews from the main man. The fact is Disco Darkko is a magician and his wicked beats and camerawork bring out the best. So tolerate the letterbox format and take a look at this. There is only one question remaining…when does the Milf classification kick in these days…?

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