Bonnie Rotten Is Squirtwoman Review
Elegant Angel
Studio: Elegant Angel
Category: All Sex , Anal , Squirting
Directed by: Toni Ribas
Starring: Toni Ribas, Manuel Ferrara, Ramon Nomar, Lea Lexis, Veronica Avluv, Karlo Karrera, Bonnie Rotten
Released on: 4/8/2014
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Reviewed by fu_q on 4/27/2014
Bonnie Rotten—She ejaculates better than you.
Review:
When it rains, it pours…especially when Bonnie Rotten’s on the scene in “Bonnie Rotten is Squirtwoman”, an exceptional release from director Toni Ribas and Elegant Angel. Taking on the lofty mantle of “Squirtwoman” presents certain inherent challenges, and Bonnie—the reigning AVN Female Performer of the Year—most definitely lives up to both the hype and the title. Indeed, she squirts her girlie-juice with such volume and force in this production’s four scenes that it leaves one curious as to whether she could be better put to use in the global fight against drought and world hunger. Complementing this, she further opens her mind…and her backdoor…to all manner of indignities in this disc, as well. Her high-caliber, don’t-try-this-at-home anal antics include prolapse, hefty butt-fucking, double-penetration, and—wait for it…wait for it—even a b-hole-busting double-anal penetration. With certainty, the Bonnie Rotten sensation is no fluke, as she is not only the perfect blend of tatted, punk badness and well-toned beauty, but she’s also ravenous, mysterious, and cute, as well. A mix of seeming opposites, she manages to simultaneously be both unique and the full porno package. To be certain, she has succeeded in bridging the gap between the alt- and mainstream looks, and she is simply awesome. Dead girls may not cry, but they do ejaculate and do double-anal. Check out this flick. It’s worthy and then some.
The Intro:
Upon suffering through some brief, text-based “facts” about female ejaculation (…Now they expect us to read in these things? Sheesh! Educational value? Check. Miller Test? Check. …), Bonnie Rotten pops up on the screen and delivers what everyone came for—a spread-eagle gusher of a squirt aimed straight at the camera. She’s neither old, nor is she particularly faithful, but she would make Yellowstone proud with the geyser that sprays forth from between her legs. Indeed, if this is a portent of things to come, you’d better break out your umbrella, as the forecast is for rain.
The sex:
Scene One pairs up Bonnie, looking spectacular in her pink bra and panties set, and her “mentor”, Veronica Avluv, showing off her phenomenal new redheaded persona and flesh-toned lingerie. The two ladies make their way to a white, leather sofa featured in an open room with a hot-pink shower in the background, and it isn’t long before Ms. Rotten’s dainties are a thing of the past. Veronica zeroes right in on her with her fingers and tongue and is quickly rewarded with a refreshing mouthful of Bonnie juice. Rotten returns the favor on Avluv—who’s quite the squirter herself and gives her multiple mouthfuls to spit back—and the action continues like this going forward. There’s pussy-eating (and squirting) and fingering (and squirting) and crotch-grinding (and squirting) and vibrators (and squirting) and anal toys (and squirting; Bonnie) and rimming (and squirting) and prolapsing (and squirting; Bonnie) and so on. By the time that all is said and done, the ladies have drenched both themselves and one another several times over in this most nouveau of watersports…and even done some squirt-swapping along the way. It’s hard to put into words just how sweltering hot this is…even for those who might not be fully immersed in the whole female ejaculation fetish. This scene is award-worthy…period.
In Scene Two, Bonnie and France’s most popular export, Manuel Ferrara, (…just edging out bread and fries…) make their way into a white, sunlit room featuring a long, white, leather sofa. Bonnie’s in a lacy, aqua-colored, lingerie miniskirt and black heels and panties. It goes without saying that she looks stunning. Of course, Manuel can’t keep his hands off of her, and it’s mere moments before he has her down on the sofa and, with his hands in her panties, making a sloppy mess of herself. From there, things get wild, with Manuel taking her orally, vaginally, and anally…all complete with a heaping helping of squirting by Bonnie. (It’s simply darling how her rosebud blooms…and she then pops it back in with her fingers…while digging deep for that last bit of squirt.) This fine and filthy fuck ultimately culminates in a facial for Bonnie out of a bit of titty-banging (swallow), followed up by her assuming a piledriver position and letting Manuel finger her into a body-drenching orgasm of her own. Hot!
Scene Three ushers in the uber-flexible Romanian hottie, Lea Lexis, in full dominatrix garb: see-through black panties, black fishnets, and a red-and-black leather corset. She’s in a stark, basement dungeon, and her caged and masked pet—Carlo Carrera—is there with her. Shortly, Bonnie saunters in…also looking the part of the dirty dom in her bum-baring, black, latex miniskirt and top. It’s fairly easy to see where this one is going, and it does…quickly. After a touch of girl-on-girl action, Carlo is brought out on his leash, and Lea fingers Bonnie to a gusher all over him. He gets a mouthful…as does Lea…and a wet and raunchy romp ensues. Indeed, Mr. Carrera (no relation to Asia) gives them both a dose of the “D”, with Bonnie once again taking on the booty-duties. There’s a cock-and-dildo DP on the menu for Bonnie in this ménage, and she pops out a bit of the pink sock as she works the squirt. Lea jerks Carlo to a facial for both herself and Ms. Rotten, and the ladies partake in some oral cock clean-off and cummy-kissing in closing out this sexy sequence. Another strong one.
Parading out into her dungeonesque throne room in full (…though crotchless…there are standards to be upheld, after all…) regalia, Bonnie Rotten assumes her rightful place and begins her reign as the queen of anal, the princess of porn, and the one and only Squirtwoman (Scene Four). Before her are seven lowly, faceless subjects clad in black robes and white masquerade masks. One by one, she beckons them forth to her throne, hosing down the first with a gusher of girlie juice, keeping two of them for herself, and cutting the others loose after they’ve kissed her hand. The duo that remains (Toni Ribas and Ramon Nomar) will be the lucky ones, however, as la reine is clearly ready and randy. Within moments she has their cocks out and in her mouth, and she orders them to service her right there in her royal basement. The gentlemen rip open her outfit and immediately finger her to a camera-drenching squirt. From there, things only get better, as Bonnie gobbles, fucks, and sucks uncut cock in myriad contortions. There’s vaginal, anal, ass-to-mouth, ass-to-pussy, spitting, a touch of prolapse, double penetration, and enough squirting to put out a forest fire. Of course, it’s clear that Bonnie really doesn’t want to be such a tight-ass (…who am I kidding?...), so she bottoms-up and puts on a sphincter-stretching, double-anal spectacular. Wow! The guys play a game of “spin the butt-hole”, with Bonnie all slipperied-up in a puddle of her own squirt, and the festivities ultimately come to a close with one of the guys face-fucking her to orgasm (apparent swallow) and the other providing a gloppy facial (oral cock clean-off, both). Another award-worthy sequence. Long live the Queen!
The Bonuses:
There’s a “Cumshot Recap”, a slideshow “Photo Gallery”, an extra scene (a Riley Reid boy/girl from “Squirt with Me”), and a set of four “Trailers”. There’s also an advertisement for the production company’s pay site. Not a bad offering at all.
The Conclusion:
In all, Bonnie Rotten is simply stellar in each of her releases, but she really raises the bar in this one for Toni Ribas and Elegant Angel. Her ability to squirt is simply uncanny—and anatomy-defying—and her all-accommodating b-hole never ceases to amaze…especially when it stretches to capacity under the force of two massive cocks. Sometimes I feel that I shouldn’t praise Ms. Rotten’s performances like I do, but then I watch another one and realize that I’m an idiot and that she deserves all of the praise and more. Check this flick out. There’s a reason why Bonnie is the current AVN Female Performer of the Year.
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Review:
When it rains, it pours…especially when Bonnie Rotten’s on the scene in “Bonnie Rotten is Squirtwoman”, an exceptional release from director Toni Ribas and Elegant Angel. Taking on the lofty mantle of “Squirtwoman” presents certain inherent challenges, and Bonnie—the reigning AVN Female Performer of the Year—most definitely lives up to both the hype and the title. Indeed, she squirts her girlie-juice with such volume and force in this production’s four scenes that it leaves one curious as to whether she could be better put to use in the global fight against drought and world hunger. Complementing this, she further opens her mind…and her backdoor…to all manner of indignities in this disc, as well. Her high-caliber, don’t-try-this-at-home anal antics include prolapse, hefty butt-fucking, double-penetration, and—wait for it…wait for it—even a b-hole-busting double-anal penetration. With certainty, the Bonnie Rotten sensation is no fluke, as she is not only the perfect blend of tatted, punk badness and well-toned beauty, but she’s also ravenous, mysterious, and cute, as well. A mix of seeming opposites, she manages to simultaneously be both unique and the full porno package. To be certain, she has succeeded in bridging the gap between the alt- and mainstream looks, and she is simply awesome. Dead girls may not cry, but they do ejaculate and do double-anal. Check out this flick. It’s worthy and then some.
The Intro:
Upon suffering through some brief, text-based “facts” about female ejaculation (…Now they expect us to read in these things? Sheesh! Educational value? Check. Miller Test? Check. …), Bonnie Rotten pops up on the screen and delivers what everyone came for—a spread-eagle gusher of a squirt aimed straight at the camera. She’s neither old, nor is she particularly faithful, but she would make Yellowstone proud with the geyser that sprays forth from between her legs. Indeed, if this is a portent of things to come, you’d better break out your umbrella, as the forecast is for rain.
The sex:
Scene One pairs up Bonnie, looking spectacular in her pink bra and panties set, and her “mentor”, Veronica Avluv, showing off her phenomenal new redheaded persona and flesh-toned lingerie. The two ladies make their way to a white, leather sofa featured in an open room with a hot-pink shower in the background, and it isn’t long before Ms. Rotten’s dainties are a thing of the past. Veronica zeroes right in on her with her fingers and tongue and is quickly rewarded with a refreshing mouthful of Bonnie juice. Rotten returns the favor on Avluv—who’s quite the squirter herself and gives her multiple mouthfuls to spit back—and the action continues like this going forward. There’s pussy-eating (and squirting) and fingering (and squirting) and crotch-grinding (and squirting) and vibrators (and squirting) and anal toys (and squirting; Bonnie) and rimming (and squirting) and prolapsing (and squirting; Bonnie) and so on. By the time that all is said and done, the ladies have drenched both themselves and one another several times over in this most nouveau of watersports…and even done some squirt-swapping along the way. It’s hard to put into words just how sweltering hot this is…even for those who might not be fully immersed in the whole female ejaculation fetish. This scene is award-worthy…period.
In Scene Two, Bonnie and France’s most popular export, Manuel Ferrara, (…just edging out bread and fries…) make their way into a white, sunlit room featuring a long, white, leather sofa. Bonnie’s in a lacy, aqua-colored, lingerie miniskirt and black heels and panties. It goes without saying that she looks stunning. Of course, Manuel can’t keep his hands off of her, and it’s mere moments before he has her down on the sofa and, with his hands in her panties, making a sloppy mess of herself. From there, things get wild, with Manuel taking her orally, vaginally, and anally…all complete with a heaping helping of squirting by Bonnie. (It’s simply darling how her rosebud blooms…and she then pops it back in with her fingers…while digging deep for that last bit of squirt.) This fine and filthy fuck ultimately culminates in a facial for Bonnie out of a bit of titty-banging (swallow), followed up by her assuming a piledriver position and letting Manuel finger her into a body-drenching orgasm of her own. Hot!
Scene Three ushers in the uber-flexible Romanian hottie, Lea Lexis, in full dominatrix garb: see-through black panties, black fishnets, and a red-and-black leather corset. She’s in a stark, basement dungeon, and her caged and masked pet—Carlo Carrera—is there with her. Shortly, Bonnie saunters in…also looking the part of the dirty dom in her bum-baring, black, latex miniskirt and top. It’s fairly easy to see where this one is going, and it does…quickly. After a touch of girl-on-girl action, Carlo is brought out on his leash, and Lea fingers Bonnie to a gusher all over him. He gets a mouthful…as does Lea…and a wet and raunchy romp ensues. Indeed, Mr. Carrera (no relation to Asia) gives them both a dose of the “D”, with Bonnie once again taking on the booty-duties. There’s a cock-and-dildo DP on the menu for Bonnie in this ménage, and she pops out a bit of the pink sock as she works the squirt. Lea jerks Carlo to a facial for both herself and Ms. Rotten, and the ladies partake in some oral cock clean-off and cummy-kissing in closing out this sexy sequence. Another strong one.
Parading out into her dungeonesque throne room in full (…though crotchless…there are standards to be upheld, after all…) regalia, Bonnie Rotten assumes her rightful place and begins her reign as the queen of anal, the princess of porn, and the one and only Squirtwoman (Scene Four). Before her are seven lowly, faceless subjects clad in black robes and white masquerade masks. One by one, she beckons them forth to her throne, hosing down the first with a gusher of girlie juice, keeping two of them for herself, and cutting the others loose after they’ve kissed her hand. The duo that remains (Toni Ribas and Ramon Nomar) will be the lucky ones, however, as la reine is clearly ready and randy. Within moments she has their cocks out and in her mouth, and she orders them to service her right there in her royal basement. The gentlemen rip open her outfit and immediately finger her to a camera-drenching squirt. From there, things only get better, as Bonnie gobbles, fucks, and sucks uncut cock in myriad contortions. There’s vaginal, anal, ass-to-mouth, ass-to-pussy, spitting, a touch of prolapse, double penetration, and enough squirting to put out a forest fire. Of course, it’s clear that Bonnie really doesn’t want to be such a tight-ass (…who am I kidding?...), so she bottoms-up and puts on a sphincter-stretching, double-anal spectacular. Wow! The guys play a game of “spin the butt-hole”, with Bonnie all slipperied-up in a puddle of her own squirt, and the festivities ultimately come to a close with one of the guys face-fucking her to orgasm (apparent swallow) and the other providing a gloppy facial (oral cock clean-off, both). Another award-worthy sequence. Long live the Queen!
The Bonuses:
There’s a “Cumshot Recap”, a slideshow “Photo Gallery”, an extra scene (a Riley Reid boy/girl from “Squirt with Me”), and a set of four “Trailers”. There’s also an advertisement for the production company’s pay site. Not a bad offering at all.
The Conclusion:
In all, Bonnie Rotten is simply stellar in each of her releases, but she really raises the bar in this one for Toni Ribas and Elegant Angel. Her ability to squirt is simply uncanny—and anatomy-defying—and her all-accommodating b-hole never ceases to amaze…especially when it stretches to capacity under the force of two massive cocks. Sometimes I feel that I shouldn’t praise Ms. Rotten’s performances like I do, but then I watch another one and realize that I’m an idiot and that she deserves all of the praise and more. Check this flick out. There’s a reason why Bonnie is the current AVN Female Performer of the Year.
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