Bone Island Review

Studio: Kristen Bjorn Productions/Sarava Productions

Running Time: 135 minutes

Production Date: December 2002

Directed By: Kristen Bjorn

Cast: Ivan Andros, Juan Jimenez, Miguel Leon, Diego Pastores, Guillermo Pastores, Arpad Miklos, Craig Decker, Dirk Amsterdam, Max Veneziano, Matthieu Costa, Scott Duran, Butch Blackmoore, Pietro Rosselli, Antton Harri, Filippo Romano, Edwin Frank, Fernando Neron

Chapters: Eighteen preview clips

Review:

The female audience gives a thumbs up to the box cover. This is in Spanish with English subtitles.

Scene 1: Miguel Leon, Diego Pastores, Guillermo Pastores
"Centuries ago, when the Spaniards discovered this island, it was an ancient Indian cemetery. That's why they called it Bone Island." Juan carries roses to a cemetery and places them on a grave. His secret admirer watches and follows him. This is filmed from the point of view of Ivan, who narrates. He likes to watch the world through his video camera and film the neighbors. Two brothers, Diego and Guillermo get caught smoking marijuana on the neighbor's porch. They will do anything to keep Miguel from calling the police. Doubling up to service the neighbor with a blowjob seems like a better deal than jail. Our narrator sneaks up to film them from over the fence. The brothers seem reluctant at first, but warm up pretty good when Miguel returns the favor. They move to a patio chair for fucking and more sucking. These guys do just about every thing you can think of including licking up their own cum. They move to a different part of the porch against a ladder for rimming, blowjobs and fucking. The scene breaks and they run to another corner of the porch for more acrobatics. Next up, a round on the stairs. This is interesting as Miguel stacks the two brothers for blowjobs and alternate fucking. The narrator smiles after filming this to end the scene.

I stopped trying to count the number of cumshots. Miguel is in charge through this scene, and really likes it. Guillermo likes to please, with longing looks at his neighbor. Diego is compliant but not expressive. This seems more artsy than passionate, filmed for it's visual effect. There is slow music that plays in the background. There are lots of positions, with plenty of kissing, cumshots, stack and suck with nice settings, but it seems more like acrobatics to me. Maybe it's the slow music, but mostly I get stylized body parts in motion, with too much stoic control. There are flirting glimpses of chemistry, but even the female audience gets bored.

Scene 2: Arpad Miklos, Craig Decker, Dirk Amsterdam, Max Veneziano
Ivan spies on the neighbors across the street, Arpad and Craig. "They are always acting provocatively. They like to be watched, and wanted it!" They shower together and start up a bit. Two cops show up and spy them. Arpad cums a load with Craig's manual assistance and they kiss. The cops walk up to the partially open door and enter, watching Arpad treat Craig to a blowjob. Arpad masturbates Craig to an orgasm, then they each give the camera a sexy smile. The cops have their dicks out of their great looking uniforms, so Arpad and Craig Kneel to blow them. They talk appreciatively to each other about how these guys are doing and babble in low tones. An eerie, slow tempo plays in the background. They make use of the stairs as a prop for more blowjob action with the cops still in their uniforms. Dirk portrays the essence of stoic professionalism in uniformed blowjobs. They move to another room and the cops wear their leather boots and belts. Hand cuffs are used around dicks and balls as they fuck.

They go to the living room for a kissing, smiling, fun and a lot more animated pile on the couch. Even the music is a little more upbeat, though still slow. The cops have lost the belts and handcuffs, but still have on the boots. More rimming, blowjobs, a double anal and plenty of pop shots. I like this segment a whole lot better. There is actually a sense of heat and urgency.

Scene 3: Ivan Andros, Juan Jimenez, Matthieu Costa, Scott Duran, Butch Blackmoore, Pietro Rosselli, Antton Harri, Filippo Romano, Edwin Frank, Fernando Neron
Ivan follows the Juan into a leather bar. Guys in black thongs gyrate on the bar and are fondled by the patrons. Our narrator films some of the action. Four guys put on a live sex show, and pretty soon things are heating up all over the bar for an orgy. Our narrator gets his camera taken away and a group of eight guys form a semicircle for him to take turns sucking their cocks. The camera gets passed around to catch the action. They jerk off and he sucks and strokes them, taking a facial from each. They laugh him out, and he leaves his camera behind.

Back to the bar and the orgy is in full swing. I like the throbbing pace of the music for this one. Things are pretty laid back. No one is wild and crazy, but the music and tempo along with the pace really make this scene work - for a while. The music changes twice, and by the end, the slow spanish guitar has a sleepy feeling that doesn't match the action.

Scene 4: Ivan Andros, Juan Jimenez
Hey, wait a minute - there are women on Bone Island too! "Even though Bone Island is tiny, every year people flood the streets for the carnival. It's a time when inhibitions drop, and anything is possible." There are guys masturbating in the street and guys in drag, tin man with tin penis along with tin woman. Ivan and Juan meet up and kiss. They go to an apartment and Juan has something for him, his camera. Juan films as Ivan blows him. There is quiet talk between them as Ivan applies his lips to Jaun. He takes a facial then brings him lovingly back into his mouth. They kiss passionately and Juan licks the cum off his face. There is an energetic blowjob for Ivan while Juan masturbates to cum again. Ivan cums a big one on Juans face. They kiss with him licking up his own cum. Ivan really enjoys riding Juan and blows another load. It's off to the bedroom for 69 and they do look like they are enjoying each other After some rimming and finger prep, Ivan cums again. Juan fucks him in spoon with lots of kissing, then rides on top. Juan pulls out and cums with Ivan gently but urgently expressing thoughts (hey, I don't know what they are saying, but the tone comes through).

The scene closes with them at the beach. They kiss in the water, then walk toward the sunset. "Life on Bone Island isn't so bad. It's even better when you have someone else to share it all with."

There are good cast IDs for the closing credits.

DVD Extras:
Photo Gallery
Contact Info
Web Site: www.kristenbjorn.com

Overall: There are plenty of stylized sequences, great looking guys, lush settings and tons of cumshots. There is too much action to attempt to chronicle much of it. The generously long scenes are obviously done over several takes. Nobody can cum that many times with so much volume. We got bored with the first two scenes. The precision facial cumshots to tight lipped recipients don't express uninhibited performances. I know, condom rules and aids. For me, the last scene was the best.

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