Blue Ribbon Butt Fucks 5 Review

Reviewed by K-man  on  12/24/2007

Blue Ribbon Butt Fucks 5 starts out strong. Seymore wakes up to a ringing doorbell, and within seconds, is staring at a beauty’s great butt. Ten minutes later, Herschel has one chick riding his face and another sucking his big boner.

It’s a great looking scene, with acts including both chicks orally pleasing his package at once. Two tarts tonguing his turgid tool! Terrific!

He does the delicious Czech vag doggy while she munches on her American friend. Certainly a situation we all aspire to be in! He switches chicks and positions, fucking the American in standing mish.

We finally arrive at what we’ve been waiting for, the standing mish anal with a cunnilingual assist. Again, our hero switches ladies and positions, but this time anally to ARC. Our Checz-mate rides RCA for a while before she rotates around, still mounted, to cowgirl. Finally, he nuts. And all before his morning coffee. No way the rest of his day gets any better than this!

Very high scores for the beauty and “wish I was there” factors. A really outstanding scene!

In our second scene our heroine is a dark skinned beauty with big fake round boobs and an appendix scar lounging by an outdoor pool. The couple starts out with reciprocal manual stimulation and then a lengthy blowjob as he lubes her up. They do a vag half mish. Outdoor scenes are going to have challenges, and in this scene is was sun glare on the lens, insects landing on her ass, and a barking dog. None of this seemed to bother our lovers much, though.

Finally we get to a well-lubed cowgirl anal, which both fuckers seem to enjoy a great deal. This scene was nowhere near as good as the first, but still pretty decent.

In the third scene, after a few wasted minutes of junk, Ron Jeremy shows up at the door. Ron ends up in a 3 way with two voluptuous ladies, getting his dick sucked, talked dirty to, having his nutsack licked and rubbed, fucking, and butt fucking. The anal, done in doggy, is actually very good. Lots of people make fun of Ron, aka “The Hedgehog” but he’s fucking great looking chicks in the ass for a living…., and I’m not. Soon, Ronny is pumping the other girl’s sweet anus while her friend fingers her pussy. The lighting is not so good, so that shadows obscure what we really want to see, which is that big peggo sliding in and out of her sweet hole.

Ron fills out my fantasy, as he switches between girls multiple times for doggy anals. For a fat hairy old white guy, Ron still does a great job. This scene, while excellent, would have been even better had the lighting and editing been a little better.

In the fourth scene, Nacho and Michaela. For some reason, Seymour likes to tape his phone calls. When he returns, the beauty is sucking Nacho’s big dick. Soon Nacho is eating her tasty tush.

After a multiple position vag fuck, its RCA time. Nacho’s a really tight fit, but after she adjusts, she seems to enjoy that thick rope just fine. The scene continues like this until Nacho finally spews. This, too was a good scene.

I don’t understand why these four scenes, originally filmed over a four-year period, were selected for a comp, but they were.

If you are looking for a disc which is definitely going to show anal intercourse, you will not be disappointed. I’ve written this about other movies, and I’ll say it again. Twenty years ago, this would have been one of the best porn movies I’d ever seen. But now, with so many on the market, it is merely above average. Nevertheless, recommended.