Blue Ribbon Butt Fucks 3 Review

Reviewed by Boner Jams  on  2/10/2008

Scene 1-Donita and Allison: Legendary porn star Tyce Bune arrives at Seymore's house with two lovely ladies on his arm. The brunette Donita and the blonde Allison both have giant fake breasts and nice smiles. After the initial walk through and meet-and-greet session, Seymore (the cameraman) enters his kitchen to find the three visitors have undressed and begun a threesome on his countertop! Donita sucks his cock while Allison squats on his face. Moving to the bedroom, we find that Allison's fingers have caused Donita to squirt. The women play with each other a bit as Tyce fucks Donita doggystyle. They tagteam him with a blowjob that's pretty impressive. Then, Tyce rolls over onto Donita's face while Donita licks his ass. Both women are then fucked missionary in turns, including some anal stabs. Allison is aboard him in anal RCG. Anal piledrivers are up next, complete with more ass-licking. Popshot to both women's open mouthes. Filthy scene of dubious quality.

Scene 2-McKayla and friends: Seymore's wife/girlfriend wakes him to tell him about the club from the night before. She brought some of their friends home. Seymore (the camera) gets up and follows her into the living room. There we find three women and one guy engaged in some sorts of oral sex! The blonde in the light blue giving the blowjob is very hot. I wish there were names to go along with the women. As the blonde goes to town on the man's wang, the other three women (Seymore's lady has joined) engage in a Sapphic threeway. The blonde climbs onto the guy for cowgirl as Seymore's gal slaps her ass. Another woman gets on for reverse cowgirl as some light lesbian action goes on next to them. The group work through many different combinations and positions over the remainder of the scene. There's a ton of anal and lube throughout. Finally, the guy is jerked off as all four women act excited over his smallish load.

Scene 3-Wanda: Wanda, like all of the actresses on this dvd thus far, has an average face and a tired porn body. She's wearing a tight blue dress and wants to fuck Seymore. Of course, he can't being the cameraman so he introduces her to Herschel Savage. Old Hersch has no problems accommodating Wanda as he dives in to lick her pussy. She returns the favor with a blowjob, including a nice standing segment. She lays on the desk for standing mish before he sits on the chair for her to ride him cowgirl. Soon, she moves into anal cowgirl while still riding a seated Herschel. She actually does have a very nice round ass. He pulls out and jerks himself a few times before shooting an okay load onto her ass. The best scene so far.

Scene 4-Cortknee and Letha: We open with Seymore and Mark Davis playing Backgammon, the usual old porn scene beginning. Cortknee enters and is introduced to Mark. Seymore leaves them alone to go talk with Letha, who is waiting in the car for Cortknee. Cortknee has a harshly-angled face and completely average looks. Letha might be a step behind Cortknee in a beauty contest but has much larger breasts. Once everyone is reunited in the house, the women begin playing with Mark's cock. Handjobs and blowjobs precede the focus on the women. Mark goes down on both and even convinces Letha to get in on the action. Mark penetrates both in missionary to start it off before letting Cortknee climb on for anal RCG. Some anal cowgirl, anal mish, and finally anal doggy for Letha. Cortknee gets some anal doggy too before Mark pulls out and shoots all over Letha's face and Cortknee's ass. Fin.

Special Features: Photo gallery, phone sex ad, trailers, website info, and two Seymore commercials.

Final Thoughts: If this were 1996, I would be blown away by the hot and nasty anal action. The women and the clothing/hair certainly gave that impression of being a decade behind. I'd always heard of Seymore Butts being a pioneer in the anal sex porno circuit, but I'm afraid he's been supplanted by most of what's out there today. All four of these scenes featured mostly unattractive talent and gaping assholes. Seymore's banter behind the camera wasn't too pleasant either. If you're really hard up for a porn fix or happen to find this dvd on the side of the road, go ahead and pick it up and see if you can't find something you like. For this reviewer though, it's 2008 and there are thousands of better options for me.