Blue Jean Brat Review

Reviewed by fu_q  on  3/18/2017

**Note – This review is based upon the web version of the film streaming on the www.AdultMovies.com service. As such, any bonuses haven’t been given a rating, and there could be some discrepancies between this version and other releases.**

Review:
The stunning, blonde Vivid Girl of yesteryear, Jamie Summers, is simply a young woman who loves blue jeans, cock, and pussy and who's intent on indulging in as much of each as is humanly possible. Little does she know, however, that her two wigs (and their respective "heads") that reside atop her dresser watch her every move and covet her every encounter. Such is the case in "Blue Jean Brat", a decent, 1991 release from Vivid Video and director Paul Thomas. Driven largely by Summers' exquisite beauty (a long-running strategy for the company) and Jeanna Fine's (one of her wigs') super-sexy antics, this flick delivers well in the looks department and fairly well in terms of its sexual heat. Its storyline falls a bit on the bizarre side, however, with shades of the Dark Brothers (in a watered down form) distinctly present, but it doesn't really go anywhere...much like many of the releases from the 90's. That's not to say that the plot doesn't exist--it does--but it serves little function other than to minimally frame the scenes with a thin veil of purpose. As such, it more or less cheapens the experience, providing hints of a feature (and effort), but then letting them fade quickly away. Honestly, the whole thing comes off as not giving too much of a shit. So...in all, it's fairly safe to say that fans of Jamie Summers will probably want to take a look (she is gorgeous), as may fans of the legendary Ms. Fine (who's in top physical form), but everyone else is likely going to want to pass. [This release really doesn't hold a candle to the later (and exceptional) B. Skow years of the company, nor does it to the various high-end features that the company has been known for at times, either.]

In terms of the sex, Scene One finds the beautiful blonde star of the show, Jamie Summers, masturbating underneath her blue jeans when the sultry, mocha-flavored Heather Hunter makes her entrance. With little setup, the two go at it with fingers and tongues as the two heads / wigs atop Summers' dresser look on. Jamie and Heather are certainly into one another, and the heat of their pairing shows it. In Scene Two, Jamie gets it on with Biff Malibu upon a sofa in a living room featuring a brick fireplace. She strips out of both her jeans (sans panties) and her flimsy half-top, as he begins to take her. Steamy, though brief, oral and vaginal action ensues, with Biff feverishly beating himself off to finish the festivities. Scene Three has the two heads / wigs, the badass brunettes Devon Shire and Jeanna Fine, imagining lingerie-clad bodies for themselves and then mutually exploring their genitalia. Of course this, which all takes place in the kitchen, involves their fingers, tongues, and Devon bending over the countertop whilst receiving Fine's hearty strap-on. In Scene Four, Devon makes her ghostly presence known during a toe-sucking session between Jamie and Blake West, who looks like he fell straight off of the stage at a Def Leppard concert, by biting Summers' toe. She leaves, and it's up to Shire and West to continue on...which they do, upon the pink staircase on a black background that serves as the backdrop for the fun. Panties aside, Blake uses the "Ron Jeremy death grip" to fuck Devon in missionary, ultimately nailing her doggy style a bit, as well (no pop). Scene Five finds Jeanna wishing herself into a three-way with Jamie and Sikki Nixx (...oh, the hair band memories that this film is conjuring up...). A full complement of girl-on-girl action ensues, with Sikki helping out along the way and eventually getting his own dick sucked by both ladies and also the opportunity to lay some pipe in Summers. This decent dicking culminates in Ms. Fine jerking Nixx off on Jamie's tummy, bush, and pussy out of missionary. Not bad...but not great.