Blowjob Impossible 3 Review

Reviewed by Speelie  on  6/2/2002

Nacho Vidal’s Blowjob Impossible 3
Directed by Nacho Vidal
Digital Sin DVD
Production date 10/17/2001
DVD released May 2002

Cast : Stella del Mar (aka Zuzana), Stacy Silver (aka Dana), Sandy Styles (aka Sandy Saint, Petra), Gia Dos Santos, Belladonna, Jana, Christina, Sylvia Lancome (aka Miss Afghanistan), Luna (aka Vanessa, Alice, Mary), Carol (aka Edita), Andrea “Tarz(z)an” Vidal, Nacho Vidal

The Blowjob Impossible series could almost be considered “Nacho’s outtakes,” as it includes casting scenes and some spontaneous moments when the performers felt like getting frisky in between more formal, scripted encounters. As such, the series has a very welcome raw quality, with the personalities of the performers showing through. Since the scenes are often just Nacho and a girl, with Nacho wielding the camera, they are as close to “real” as you will find in professional porn. As a bonus, BJI3 includes one of the finest casts that could possibly be assembled from the recent crop of young Czechs and Slovaks, a group I refer to as The Gang From Prague.

As has become typical, the action begins with a scene prior to the opening credits. We find the lovely Stella del Mar on a couch in the same hotel suite where Nacho and T.T. Boy shot a dozen or so scenes during the autumn of 2001. Stella is a very youthful looking blonde cutie, with a tight body that is made to seem even younger when her mouth opens to reveal braces! She sometimes works as Zuzana, and Gabriel Nine informs me that she is becoming quite well known in the UK under that name as a model for mens’ magazines. Stella speaks fairly good English, and seems to never stop smiling or having fun. This is probably her first encounter with Nacho (who went on to cast her in Killer Pussy 9 and Sexx the Hard Way 3), and the two exchange amusing banter in rather broken English. Nacho hands her the camera to take over filming as he intensely eats and fingers her pussy, before she gives back the camera and goes for his cock. The size of that member scares her, so she refuses to do more than fellate him, announcing, “It’s dangerous!” Stella then gives Nacho the sort of blowjob that American guys always dreamed of getting from their high school’s head cheerleader. If this scene is slightly less impressive than the Claudia Jamsson BJ that opened BJI1, it is still damned good!

Following the title sequence, Tarzzan is fooling around on the couch with a topless Stacy Silver. As the perfect bodied dyed-blonde strokes his cock and sucks on his thumb, the look in the eyes of both announce that this isn’t work, it is play! Stacy then removes her pants, but (in a Nacho trademark moment) keeps on her sexy boots. Tarzzan eats her, and while he is an ugly mofo, he has a way with women, who always respond well to his attention. Stacy rides him cowgirl eagerly, before Tarzzan lifts her up, and plops their bodies down for some mish fucking. He soon pulls out and launches a very small shot on her face and chest. “What the hell is this?” Nacho asks, as Stacy laughs. “Three drops? You could never make babies, man.” Tarzzan laughs too, responding, “I am your cousin, so I will cum like you!” Stacy’s eyes have never stopped shining this whole time, and her face is just gorgeous as she says goodbye. It will surprise no one to read that she is a featured model on 1 by Day under the name of “Dana,” and she has since starred in Killer Pussy 9, Sexx the Hard Way 3, Animal Trainer 8, Rocco’s Initiations 4, and LWCBBMD14, among several other titles.

Stacy’s frequent partner in crime, both for modelling and in movies, is Sandy, who is known as “Petra” on 1 by Day. She performs with Stacy in Initiations 4, Animal Trainer 8, and Sexx the Hard Way 3, and is in separate scenes in Killer Pussy 9 and LWCBBMD14 (that last movie also has a Stella scene, these movies are all inter-related). Sandy is another very pretty dyed blonde, with a slightly thicker body and the same great atttitude as Stella and Stacy. She strips for Nacho, who then fucks her doggy (that couch is getting a lot of use...). This whole scene is shot by Nacho POV, as she fellates him some, before climbing aboard for a passionate cowgirl ride. She hops off in time to stroke out Nacho’s load, taking great pleasure in his moans and groans.

The setting shifts to Barcelona for some outtakes from the making of Latin Psycho 2. It is almost deja vu to watch a naked Belladonna apply her makeup in the sort of mirror used in shoe stores, since she does the exact same activity in LP2. With Bella is a topless Gia Dos Santos, a remarkably cute slender brunette, who was new to me. After the girls realize that Nacho is filming them, they go into cock worship mode, and start to blow him. Bella then bends over for some standing doggy sex, but it is too crowded among all the costumes in this wardrobe room, so the three move around the corner to a couch. After more sucky-sucky, Gia takes the camera to film Bella riding Nacho reverse cowgirl. This was approximately the time that Bella and Nacho became a real life couple, and their fondness for each other shows. When Nacho is ready to cum, he takes the camera back so that Gia can stroke his load into her mouth, while wearing a wicked grin on her face.

Jana is on the Barcelona sound stage, showing off her big breasts. She’s very plain, and overly tattooed, but makes up with enthusiasm what she lacks in looks. Nacho and Tony Ribas had a great time with the dyed-blonde in 110% Natural #1, and she also appears in Russian Teen Sluts (despite being Czech, to the best of my knowledge). Nacho films POV as she blows him, and allows a long tit-fuck. Nacho then passes the camera to his frequent cinematographer George Picasso, who had been shooting stills, and asks to fuck Jana. She insists that he wasn’t supposed to fuck her, but she finally agrees, which leads to a standing semi-doggy. Nacho pulls out his cock to show off some blood on it, which explains her reluctance, but the intercourse resumes, and she gets into it. Many women enjoy intercourse at this time, as it loosens tight muscles, and Nacho is having so much fun that he can’t last long. Jana drops down to catch some cum on her tongue, but understandably shies away from providing more than a token post-cum suck.

Still on the sound stage, we are treated to the first appearance I know of for half-Slovak, half Afghani Sylvia Lancome. The cute, slender, long haired brunette speaks perfect English, and keeps up a running banter with Nacho through the scene. He spends quite a while admiring her body, while Christina (a less pretty version of Jana) blows Tarzzan. George takes the camera again, as Nacho raves about Sylvia’s hairy pussy, and then vigorously eats it out. As they move on to intercourse, Nacho and Sylvia kiss as much as you’ll ever see in porn. Tarzzan and Christina are also fucking, and having almost as fun as Nacho and Sylvia. For a moment, Nacho gets blown by both Sylvia and Christina, and asks rhetorically, “Who is the champion of the world?” Then it is back to the in and out, and by the time the guys cum, everyone is sweaty and panting. “That’s blowjob impossible!” Nacho announces, to reemphasize the premise of the series, which is oral encounters which are so hot that “just a blowjob” is impossible, and intercourse is mandatory. I found this the best of many good scenes in BJI3, and it had me on the watch for more of Sylvia. She is becoming a star now after appearing in 18 & Nasty 26, Killer Pussy11, and especially Initiations 4. She is also going to star in Christoph’s Beautiful Girls 5, scheduled for release a few weeks after this writing.

Back in the Prague suite, Nacho has a casting with Luna, the pretty, plain, but very sensuous brunette who captivated me as “Alice” in Threesome #1 and as “Mary” in Euro Teens #1. As “Vanessa,” she appears in Russian Teen Sluts, though similarly to Jana, I believe she is actually Czech. She speaks pretty good English, so again Nacho is able to make amusing small talk with his co-star (she’s the brunette just above Bella on the cover, a photo that doesn’t do her justice). As Nacho, in one of his signature moves, squeezes her vulva, she reveals that she has a 16 year old sister. We can only hope she’ll make some movies in a couple of years. Seen up close, it is nice to observe that Luna has lost (or covered) the distracting butt and facial acne she had in earlier scenes. Her best feature is her eyes, which show concentration as she gives Nacho a careful, deliberate blowjob. She wears a wicked smile while he titfucks her, before coating his cock with her juices as they fuck the regular way. Eventually, she climbs off from reverse cowgirl riding to stroke Nacho’s load into her mouth.

Finally, at the same suite, we have Nacho’s casting of Carol, who also works as “Edita.” She doesn’t speak English, but Nacho mentions that her German is good (she may be German, Sbando tells me she’s made some movies for the German Magma company). Carol is an extremely cute dirty blonde, with a tight, slender body (and a hint of stomach flab). She’s looking up at Nacho on the cover, and is also the girl pulling her G-string tight in the neighboring photo. Nacho and T.T. Boy have made extensive use of Carol, casting her in Sexx the Hard Way 3, Killer Pussy 10, 18 & Nasty 26, and LWCBBMD15, but it all began here, when Nacho familiarized himself with her charms by worshiping her face and body with his camera, by squeezing her vulva, and by marvelling over her butt and “clean” asshole. Carol always shows good energy and intensity, even though she plays to the camera a bit much at times. Here, Nacho puts the camera on a tripod (and someone, the credits suggest Teo Roccaforte, then picks it up) to eat and finger her box. She gives Nacho an enticing blowjob, before they begin to spoon fuck. Nacho is again too arroused to last long, so he quickly jacks off onto her tongue. The movie closes with Carol giving him extensive post-cum head.

The DVD includes only a small photo gallery, which is understandable since, for many scenes, no photographer was on hand. The rest of the package is the same old same old from Digital Sin. This mainly consists of a set of interviews and previews that were impressive when they first appeared two years ago, but are badly in need of updating. As with every Nacho movie, these are completely unrelated to his Euro-porn world, and will likely be of interest only to fans of American movies and actresses. Also, as has become the norm for Nacho DVDs, Digital Sin chose to put the chapter stops at seeming random locations, which makes navigating especially difficult in a movie with this many scenes.

In terms of fun, intense, passionate sex, Blowjob Impossible 3 was the best movie I saw during the first quarter of 2002 (I saw the VHS months before the DVD). The women are mostly very pretty, and all top their looks with their enthusiasm. As you might have guessed from my descriptions, there isn’t a single bit of anal in this movie, but anal fanatics might not even notice, since all the scenes are so involving. BJI3 is a great introduction to the sort of movies Nacho makes, in case you are interested in trying just one of his titles. It is also a useful introduction to some of the brightest lights on the current Czech scene. I’ll be very surprised if those encountering these ladies for the first time don’t get a strong urge to look up their other appearances. I highly recommend Blowjob Impossible 3 to everyone, except those who absolutely need a plot or elaborate sets in their porn.

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