Blowjob Impossible 1 Review

Reviewed by Speelie  on  6/21/2002

Blowjob Impossible 1
Directed by Nacho Vidal
Digital Sin DVD
Released 3/22/2001
DVD released spring 2002

Cast : Claudia Jamson, Amanda Twice, Carmen, Monic, Maria Ricci (aka Blue eyes), Mia Stone, Dina Pearl (aka Andrea Csepke), Betty Dark (aka Brandy), Cindy, Inga, Jean-Michel, Alberto Rey, Tony Ribas, Nacho Vidal

Do you like blowjob movies? I don’t, since they always frustrate me because I’d like to see intercourse after the oral attention. Nacho understands this, and as a performer, he too wants that fucking. So he created a different sort of movie, one in which just a blowjob is impossible, as the girls are so arousing he usually wants, and gets, more. Actually, this series has become a home for his outtakes, castings, and spontaneous moments that don’t fit into his more conventionally formatted Killer Pussy and Sexx the Hard Way lines. As such, the Blowjob Impossible movies have a different feel from his other work, and indeed, from most porn.

This is clear from the start, as we are launched into a scene before the credits roll. Nacho is filming in a courtyard in brilliant morning sunshine, as Claudia Jamson, clad only in boots, washes up in a basin. She looks like she just woke up from a night of hard partying, perhaps after a wrap party for some movie shoot. She explains that her plane is leaving soon, to take her back to Hungary, and so she doesn’t have much time. Nacho sets the camera on a tripod, and we can see that he also looks rather worse for wear. I have tried to figure out what movie the two could have been making; it wasn’t Adamo’s Fashion, for which Claudia had a different look, and this scene was shot long after she and Nacho first met up in Killer Pussy 3. Perhaps they were in Prague for the making of Please! 9, in which they share a scene, but I imagine a train or car would be the more likely means of getting from there to Budapest.

Regardless, Claudia and Nacho kiss like the old and close friends that they are, and give every indication that, at least for the duration of the just completed project, they were a couple. She shows again the affection she had for him in Hardcore Innocence 2, and proceeds to give him the sort of blowjob all guys wish they could get in real life. It’s even better than the one she gave their mutual friend Rocco in True Anal Stories 15. Eventually, Nacho stands her up, so that Claudia can lean over a chair for some pussy fucking. She then spends a long while lovingly sucking and stroking his cock, until he explodes in ecstasy. This is one of the hottest blowjobs I have ever seen in porn.

The credits then appear, over an outtake from the making of Killer Pussy 6 and Sexx the Hard Way 1. In one of the upper rooms of the House of Ass, curvy blond Amanda Twice squats as she blows Nacho. She climbs up for a short cowgirl ride, before Nacho lifts her off so he can cum in her mouth. Amanda has appeared recently in two movies for Nacho’s friend TT Boy, Orgy World 1 and 18 and Nasty 28.

At some location I haven’t identified, Nacho films Carmen playing with herself with the aid of a small red vibrator. Carmen is the black haired young woman who replaced Maria de Sanchez as the meal ticket of suitcase pimp Oliver Sanchez in many movies. These folks are all Spanish, so it is no surprise they know Nacho. Carmen isn’t wearing any makeup, and again this is probably off time from the making of someone else’s movie. As the saying goes, any woman looks good when she’s sucking your cock, and while Carmen usually looks much better, Nacho is happy to let her gobble his knob. The spontaneous nature of this movie is demonstrated by a telephone that rings for a while in the background, as Carmen’s spit gets on the camera lens. Nacho has handed that camera to someone else, who films as he bends Carmen over for a brief standing doggy fuck. She then uses her hand and mouth to get him off, and deep throats his shrinking cock.

Monic, the slender brunette seen in True Anal Stories 14 and with Claudia Jamson in Kelly’s Way to Love (maybe that’s the movie that had just wrapped?), is also not wearing any makeup as she goofs for Nacho’s POV camera. Around a corner, Jean-Michel is having Maria Ricci (Madness 1, Assman 14), the tall, athletic Romanian blonde, pose for still photos. This is another outtake from the Sex the Hard Way 1 and Killer Pussy 6 era, and both girls are also in Tony Ribas’ sister-movie Hardcore Innocence 3 (which I haven’t seen, as it isn’t on DVD). We shift between the partially clothed Monic fingering herself and playfully fellating Nacho, and the naked Maria posing for more photos. Monic then pulls her underwear aside to allow Nacho to insert his cock for a few strokes in her pussy, before the scene suddenly ends.

We cut to ALS model Mia Stone, only partially made-up, blowing Alberto Rey on a couch in the House of Ass, in an outtake from Sexx the Hard Way 1. She accidentally bites his cock a bit, causing a pause in the action. She looks awkward and embarassed, so cameraman Nacho tries to put her at ease by asking to see her teeth, and stating how strong they look. He then asks her to dirty talk in Magyar. This eventually lightens her mood, as she proceeds to swear like a sailor. Rey is providing translations, and he almost blushes, while Mia flashes an evil grin. Rey is finally ready for more, and so the blowjob resumes, until he strokes himself to a finish in her mouth. This scene is important in a historical sense, as it helped Mia become familiar with Nacho’s casual, friendly way of shooting movies. I’m certain it helped prepare her to deliver her spectacular coupling with Nacho a few months later, which is found in Killer Pussy 7.

The movie then briefly returns to Monic and Maria. As Maria poses for more stills, Monic observes, and exaggeratedly copies her positions for Nacho. He then hands the camera over to Ramon Nomar, so that Jean-Michel can shoot stills of Maria fellating him.

“Do you want to play with me?” Dina Pearl coyly asks cameraman Nacho, in another outtake from Hardcore Innocence 3, again set in the House of Ass. She’s been in numerous movies, including Santa Domingo Connection and Hardball 10, and I only recently realized that, pre boob-job, she’s the blonde who has a couple of scenes in The Coming of Nakita (an early Nakita and Vicca project, from circa 1996). As she plays with herself, Ribas admires her from nearby. He then joins her, and she shows her porn experience by giving him a sexy blowjob, playing to the camera exactly to right degree. Dina uses her hand to finally coax out his small load.

Betty Dark, with the dyed black hair she had in Killer Pussy 5 and Sexx the Hard Way 2, sits in a chair as Nacho interviews her. This look didn’t flatter her, and she’s since gone blonde for recent titles such as Hardball 16 and Mr. Beaver Checks in 10. Sadly, she’s also since had her chest unnecessarily enhanced. Here she still has her natural tits, as she explains that she didn’t learn her good English in school, but picked it up “from life” (presumably on various movie sets, she first appeared in 1999 in movies such as The Voyeur 15 and Fresh Meat 9). The red vibrator is back, Betty using it to augment her fingers while Nacho films POV. She then starts blowing him, and continues as a cell phone rings. Nacho picks it up long enough to shut it off, and while this would have been edited out of more formal movies, it gives this one a bit of realism. Betty always seems to genuinely enjoy herself, so she she gives good head, until Nacho asks her to speak Magyar to him (I also enjoy listening to these moments). He passes the camera to Nomar, who films the short rest of the way, as she strokes Nacho’s load into her mouth while smiling.

Next is the first of several castings Nacho held in a Budapest hotel suite, with most of the others being found on Blowjob Impossible 2. The subject for this outing is the very cute Cindy, who has her usual red hair dyed black. She already has the modest bolt-ons present in her scenes in Killer Pussy 7 and Sexx the Hard Way 2 (her scene is with Betty). Ribas watches as Nacho brings his camera close, to capture Cindy using the same red vibrator (it must belong to Nacho) on her pretty pussy. Nacho also shows off her beautiful eyes, and as the camera pans by her ears, I note that she is wearing Playboy bunny earrings. I wonder if she posed for the Hungarian edition?

Cindy isn’t anywhere near as experienced at having sex on camera as are Dina and Betty, yet she succeeds in giving Ribas a tremendously erotic blowjob. Most of it is no hands, and her eye contact is what really makes it special. After he cums on her lips and nose, she sucks him some more, while making sexy faces at the camera. Ribas went on to cast her a year or so later in his Exxxplosion movie.

Finally, at the same hotel, Nacho and Ribas held their casting of Inga. It turns out she is Russian, and not Hungarian as I had previously believed. I didn’t care for her in Killer Pussy 5 and Hardcore Innocence 2 (check my reviews), but for some reason, she’s much better here. Perhaps it was the informal atmosphere, she was just having fun fooling around with two buff guys, instead of making a proper movie scene. As Nacho squeezes her vulva, she laughs and smiles, and maintains the jovial mood all through the scene. Nacho and Ribas pass the camera back and forth, as they fuck her and get sucked, with this being the closest moment in the movie to a conventional sex scene. They finally hand the camera to Nomar so that they can concentrate on finish. Inga is on her back, and Nacho makes her cum, which leaves white cream on his shaft. Her tightening muscles are too much, and he busts a nut on her stomach, but then resumes fucking. Meanwhile, she’s fellating Ribas, who then jerks off into her mouth. Nacho ends the movie by asking her to speak Russian. He provides the phony translation, “I had so much fun with your big cock...” and everyone laughs.

The DVD of Blowjob Impossible 1 is nothing special. As with the Killer Pussy line, the chapter stops are at random intervals, and the wealth of interviews and trailers on side B are the same old outdated Digital Sin package. Since this movie consists of outtakes and spontaneous moments, it is understandable that only a few photos were available for the gallery, and some of these are reused shots from the Killer Pussy 6 and Sexx the Hard Way 1 galleries.

So who is this movie for? Those who simply want to see a collection of blowjobs would likely be disappointed, since there’s much more going on. Those looking for the same hot sex found in the Killer Pussy movies will also not find what they seek. Blowjob Impossible 1 doesn’t stand on its own nearly as well as the later Blowjob Impossible 3, which is much more well-rounded. Instead, the main audience would seem to be people like myself, completists who want to see every moment available with certain girls, and who enjoy the insights into the character and personality of the performers provided by he relative reality. So unless you fall into this small grouping, I recommend renting Blowjob Impossible 1 before any purchase, and even then, you are most likely to enjoy it if you are already a fan of these actresses. If they are all new to you, confusion and frustration is the most likely result. But if, like me, you simply have to see every movie that Nacho and Ribas put out, you’ll find that this one completes a small portion of the puzzle.

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