Blonde Crack Attack Review

Overview
Blond-centric dvd featuring some sexy blondes like, Missy Monroe, Harmony , & Katie Morgan. Worth a look, or useless junk ? Lets see.

What I Liked
Odd, but intriguing mix of good anal scenes, Harmony and Missy Monroe, and couples-type scenes, Kelly ( ??!)Wells, & Katie Morgan.

The Missy scene sported a very cool dp with Marco Banderas & Kris Knight that was very intense. Missy getting dp'ed both on her back & on her belly was quite a highlight....she looks so jiggly, happy, and sexed up...all at once !

The Harmony/Will Powers scene was another winner. Here Harmony does anal for only the 4th time, and man does she look sexy doing it. LONG ass fucking in both doggy, and in spoon, very nice. She & Will both are enjoying the action which made the scene even more bonerific to watch. A happy and spent Harmony gets a mouthful o' jizz for her excellent efforts.

The couples-type scenes w/Kelly & Katie were actually pretty decent...Kelly is toned down a notch, and it kinda works...she gets some spoon anal here for about 15 seconds, otherwise, this is purty much a straight up mish only scene for Kelly...whodathunkit !!

Katie & Lee Stone have real chemistry together and that translated here to a real sexy scene. Naturally, big Lee manhandles the hell outta petite Katie...but there was LOTS of foreplay, kissing, & give-and-take oral favors between these two , indicating the heat these two share. Maybe Mrs B's stylings are rubbing off now onto me, but I have ta admit, it's a lot more fun to see two people who are getting off, having sex, even if it doesnt include wild fuck postions, than a scene where theres no heat, going thru the motions, yet with circus-type sex.

Anyways....

What I Disliked
Since I hate big fakies, I couldn't really get into the Lexi Lamour, Johnny Castle scene. Plus there's no anal, or a facial in this scene. Yawn.

Did I really say a Kelly Wells scene practically w/out anal was a good thing ? I've changed my mind/come to my senses. Come back to the dark side, and please,give me gape Kelly !!!

DVD Quality
Not bad, 'cept the sound was a bit low, had to crank 'er up. Very good extras here, check it...you get: Strip Teases by the blond babes. BTS footage of the movie, and Cast interviews. Very nicely done.

Overall Thoughts
Not sure if this hard edged enough to appeal to gonzo-style fans, though Missy & Harmony give some nasty/hot performances here. Probably a better fit for couples looking for something a bit more nasty than a generic Vivid fluff vid. Certainly lots of eye candy on display here for any genre lover.

peace, barrettman .