Bitch and Moan 2 Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  8/17/2008

Ok fans thought I'd take a look at this Kylie Ireland directed g/g flick from Bad Seed. It's got some sexy ladies in it who I am sure Kylie brought strong performances out of. I go in expecting the action to be more aggressive and to have a healthy dose of toy play so let's see if I'm right.

Kylie Ireland & Roxy DeVille in A Rose By Any Other Name:

Ahh I see we're to have titles for these scenarios, cool. The scene opens with some grainy footage of Roxy laying out a nice dish for her man, aka Kylie ina suit, top hat and I see a mustache traced over her upper lip! The old timey soundtrack was a nice touch too and then feeding her 'man' I think we're off to a good start. The couple share a toast before sharing lips! As the violins are added in the caressing starts in earnest along with what you could call dancing, nice steps ladies. I should point out too that Roxy's dressed in a sleek black dress that hugs her body, I think they're doing the tango. The girls started to heat up with the kissing and off comes the top hat and we're on to a full on color pic as the ladies begin making out in earnest. Kylie makes the first move to sample the coochie and it was a real nice shot of Roxy leaning back and zooming in Kylie's tongue darts out along with some expert fingering that at times bordered on fisting the intensity picked up a lot. The girls seemed to have a great connection going here. Roxy looks to cute crawling up the stairs with rose in mouth, seeking out Kylie who sits at the top, shirt opened showing her adundant cleavage. It appears we're into the toy aspect of the scene now as going down on her woman Roxy finds a strap on waiting so oral time but not the kind I was looking for, lol. The girls eventually make it to nakedness, Roxy all the way and you get some hard pounding pussy sex from Miss Ireland and her black cock, she analizes Miss DeVille for those curious. There is some double toy usage on Kylie's cooch and ass before we finish out. The first part of the scene was more to my liking but overall the girls worked beautifully together, a well done scene.

Kissy Kapri, Trinity Post, & Amber Rayne in What Chicks Do On Super Bowl Sunday:

Ok am I to assume then this was shot on the big day of the game, what not watching The GMen take down the Pats, lol. Sure enough we cut to the ladies sitting down to watch a movie and well it turns out to be a Kylie Ireland directed porn flick! As luck would have it the flicks all girl so these ladies will have the proper motivation to engage in this carnal activity in no short order. Well we don't wait long, hell the popcorns still warm as the ladies start baring titties and fondling one another, giggling too. Amber starts posing giving the girls something to look at and well the movie's soon forgotten as they have their own bit of movie magic there live in person! Miss Rayne definitely takes charge here, going muff diving first and licking in earnest while Kissy lets Trinity have a mouthful of boob! Nice then then of Kissy moving up to bury that pussy in Trinity's face as Amber's still dining on cooch/ ass below. The toys are then brought in and the girls take turns seeing how fast'n'furious they can drill their respective holes, using fingers too. I'm sure they enjoyed themselves to no end and it looks good too.

Eva Angelina & Sammie Rhodes in Yes, Please Mistress! :

We open at night, it's a half moon out when Eva stops by, I think she's David Lord's bitch and she's being given to Sammie who stands there not saying a word as the master tells his pet the deal. Eva's all in black, with a collar and she's got the glasses on. Well David takes his leave and Sammie takes the reigns leading Eva into her bedroom. Sammie's great in any type g/g scene but as the head bitch in charge she can be great. Eva's pushed down first on the bed, then onto her knees, all the while Sammie's savoring her catch of the day, touching some. We get Eva all naked save for the collar and we get a bend over shot to doggie as Sammie moves in behind, we see a small red butt plug nestled in Eva's ass, first time seeing that. No pussy eating, though, Sammie is more into using paddles to spank her ass. Miss Rhodes then stands Eva up, turning her around and having some fun smacking and licking around that pretty face, some attention is paid to the tits too slapping them before it's another turn around with Eva moving down to bury her face deep in Sammie's ass, that's better but alas to short. The girls seem like in the first scene to have a good connection going, give and take working smoothly. The scene's beautifully shot and the girls sure know how to play the roles here, good times for the more aggressive g/g fan.

Lexi Lamour & Gianna Lynn in Her Love Knows No Bounds:

Awesome opening shot focusing in on a white nightie, as the shot widens you see great cleavage, then Lexi slides into bed joining Gianna. The girls get comfortable, not!! Gianna relaxes only to let Lexi bound her wrists to the bedposts, Basic Instinct anyone!! We even get the legs bound too so Gianna's not going anywhere, anytime soon. A sexy lady laid bare, ripe for the taking and Lexi climbs on top to do just that. There's a little kissing, Gianna's boobs are brought out and appreciated and we get another great in close shot of a pussy being pleasured, tongue and fingers. We get a good climax from Gianna before Lexi turns to her little glass friend for round 2. Both girls clean the juices off that when the time's right. Lexi adds next a pink strap on which Gianna services first with her mouth, then the wrists are freed along with the legs giving Lexi a prime target to nail, Gianna in doggie!! Miss Lynn also adds in a hitachi wand underneath for even more stimulation and yes she does Toy P2M. The toy play then extends to Gianna nailing Lexi so we get both women taken care of. I'd say this was the best overall scene since the first one, the girls seemed to mesh together pretty well.

Aiden Star, Jandi Lin & Tricia Oaks in Airheads:

I'm chuckling at the moment thinking of the Brendan Fraser, Steve Bucemi movie of the same name. Well I think here we won't get much rock'n'roll but instead some T'n'A!! The trio start off sitting in a large living room enjoying some java when they are disturbed by a package being delivered, hmm what's inside!! Aiden tears off the tape and opens it up revealing a box full of toys!! The girls start rummaging through to see what goodies they can find, I'm thinking tupper ware part but much better tools to see used. Lmao, they even get some blow up dolls in the box, one of which comes with a huge black cock attached. Wow you must be bored if you're sucking off a plastic blowup doll, hehe. Soon the ladies start to let the dummies alone and focus instead on the living, hitachi wand in use too first on Aiden, then the girls swoop in kissing titties and using finger's & tongue on coochie! The girls do a good job of moving from one pussy to the next and the clear picture has been a constant throughout the show here. Aiden then adds in a ride on the black plastic dolls cock, hmm not much of a turn on there, more of a source of laughter for me. Well these girls certainly have fun with those dummies here, using toys in creative ways, putting a dildo in a mouth so Jandi can ride it while Aiden's still getting her pussy stuffed below. The girls stay pretty close together the entire time and we get mixes of toy play, fingering and that pretty much sums it up.

Extras & Final Thoughts:

This was a well done g/g dvd on several levels. Personally I didn't see enough of what I'm into g/g wise but what is presented is done done well with great craft. The two scenes that did stand out for me had to be the first with Kylie and Roxy and then Lexi hooking up with Gianna. No surprise those featured some good oral and the chemistry just seemed real good between those twosomes. There is more than enough toy play in this title to satisfy you and again the picture is very clear and you shouldn't miss any of those special shots. The extras here are plentiful with BTS, Bloopers, Tease footage and yes a bonus sex scene lifted from the title No Boys No Toys-- hmm odd choice to include in a movie filled with toys. The ladies we get to enjoy are Aaralyn Barra & Cindy Crawford- yummy!! A good rental for g/g fans who enjoy a healthy dose of toys in their sapphic trysts, lots of pretty girls to oogle here, that's for sure.