Big Wet Asses 13 Review

Voted the winner of Best Anal Themed Series at the AVN Awards for the last three years, a new instalment of the Big Wet Asses series has always provoked some excitement on the ADT forums, but no more so than this year. In respect of the thirteenth and latest instalment, this was in no small measure down to the anal debut of one Sunny Lane, a real coup for William H and Elegant Angel, but also because this was arguably the first gonzo blockbuster of the year in the absence of an Ass Worship or other noteworthy Jules Jordan title. In all the hype over the Sunny scene it was also easy to forget that this latest instalment promised one of porn’s hottest properties, Amy Ried, the always reliable Bobbi Starr, and a second anal debutante in Kelly Devine.

For the uninitiated (and there can’t be many), it’s the usual tried and tested BWA formula, with each scene preceded by some dancing and girating from the girl and by some close-ups of their asses being drenched in water or oil.

Cover girl and main attraction, Sunny Lane is first up in a pairing with Manuel Ferrara, with whom she has shared many a hot scene in the past. Sunny has never really been in my top ten talent, but she has always possessed a knock out body, and here she probably looks as good as I’ve ever seen her. As is often the case with Manny’s scenes, there is some nice kissing and fondling before Manny goes down on Sunny’s ass and snatch to give them a working over with his fingers and tongue. After some face sitting, its then onto oral, and its at this stage that Sunny must be wondering what she has let herself in for as she struggles to fit Manny’s coke can in her mouth. Nevertheless, Sunny makes a decent attempt at blowing him while he fingers her holes.

William gives us an early win with a shot of Sunny’s peachy ass in cowgirl, but tempting though it must have been to just point the camera at her ass, William gives us plenty of angles. More pussy loving in spoon, and I enjoyed the full-body shots of Sunny slowly getting screwed. Sunny then gives Manny a lap dance before she climbs aboard again, this time for a reverse-cowgirl ride with some side saddle.

The big moment is then upon us, as Sunny uses a vibe on her pussy while Manny slips into her ass, and before you can say Sunny’s first anal, he is working up quite a rhythm in her ass. Sunny tells us she loves it, but it looks painful and her cries could either be pain or pleasure or a mixture of both. I couldn’t decide, but either way it looks quite hot. We then cut to a short reverse-cowgirl sequence, with more screaming from Sunny, before Sunny delivers some ass to mouth.

Sunny assumes the doggie position and her puckered ass and pussy are covered in oil before many lays pipe in her ass. The high point of the scene however, is probably the cowgirl anal, although again Sunny seems to have trouble accommodating Manny between her peachy buttocks. There are a few gapes in cowgirl, before the only real pounding in the scene occurs as Sunny is sodomized in reverse spoon with her ass facing the camera. Manny certainly got off on this, as after a few minutes of thrusting he launches a healthy load on Sunny’s tongue. Its not quite over however, as Manny goes back into Sunny’s ass for one last dip in doggie.

So the verdict on probably the most talked about scene of the year. Well it wasn’t perfect, and at times the action and penetration was a little awquard, but really this is what you would expect for a first anal, especially with someone as big as Manny. Sunny looked great and the chemistry was there, and of course there is always major kink value in seeing a first anal. So, all in all a winner.

Sunny 9.0
Scene 9.0

Unusually for Big Wet Asses, we have a two girl for our second scene, with the brunette pairing of Ricki White and Luscious Lopez. After the dancing and ass oiling, the girls jump straight into the action with Anthony, who wastes no time at all in taking Ricki from behind while playing some tonsil tennis with Luscious. Anthony then stacks the girls on top of one another so that he can bang them in turn from behind.

The two girl oral should have been better than it was, with both girls a little too frantic for me, but the action gets back on track with some nice shots of Ricki’s ass as she bounces in cowgirl on Anthony’s prick. Its then Luscious’s turn to sit on his prick while Ricki slides up to sit on Anthony’s face. The action then cuts to a lovely shot of Luscious being boned in reverse-cowgirl with her legs in the air before the girls take part in a deep-throating contest.

The first anal action of the scene is a missionary anal of Ricki with Luscious providing ATOGM. Its then Luscious’s turn to get her ass stretched also in missionary and then Anthony stacks the girls up again so that he can go from one ass to another. Luscious has a big bouncy ass, and so it looks good bouncing on Anthony’s tool in cowgirl before the action cuts to doggie with Luscious licking out Ricki. The climax is in many ways the hottest part of the scene as Ricki takes an open-mouthed facial and then after some cummy kissing, she spits it onto Luscious’s ass and licks it up again, before more cummy kissing.

Ricki 8.5
Luscious 8.0
Scene 8.0

Kelly must feel a little like the bridesmaid at her own wedding because although this is her first on screen anal, its been Sunny who has been hogging all the headlines.

The scene proper begins with some ass licking in doggie, with some inviting ass Jiggling from Kelly, before Kelly sits on Sasha’s face. The oral is some of the best in the movie because it is not overdone and there is some good ball licking from Kelly. The sex begins in doggie, with some nice full body shots, before Kelly drops to her knees for some more oral and mild face fucking.

Kelly asks Sasha to fuck her ass, but this is Big Wet Asses, and so first ass has to be oiled up. Its then a clean transition into cowgirl anal, with Kelly accommodating Sasha’s tool with ease, and looking damn hot doing it as well. This is an excellent segment, with some really hard pounding, and its amazing to watch Kelly’s ass jiggle as she is fucked. We’re then back to doggie for some more anal pounding and ass slapping, with Kelly really getting vocal, before Kelly performs her first ass to mouth. “Fuck this fat ass”, says Kelly, and that’s exactly what Sasha does as Kelly’s ass is on the edge of the couch facing the camera. The scene ends with a watery facial, before Kelly’s ass is oiled up for one last lingering look at her ass.

Kelly 8,5
Scene 8.5

Directors must love Bobbi Starr because she is almost guaranteed to deliver a great scene. She is a reliable anal whore but with the girl next door looks. Here she is paired with Steve Holmes who is probably my favourite performer.

The scene begins with a little ass eating but quickly progresses to oral, with great shots of Bobbi’s ass as she bends over in the standing position to give Steve head. There’s no messing about with this scene as Steve goes straight for Bobbi’s ass, stretching that sphincter in missionary. Boobi then drops to her knees to deliver some deep-throat ass to mouth with plenty of saliva. Its then onto cowgirl anal, with Steve’s cock looking a really tight fit in Bobbi’s little box. A really hot segment this with some awesome floor shots of the action.

The oil now makes an appearance as Bobbi’s ample rump is faced towards the camera, and then Steve recommences his boning in spoon, with William framing the action nicely so that we can appreciate Bobbi’s body and her face. Bobbi confirms her nasty credentials by not only performing ass to mouth but licking Steve’s ass before she assumes the position for a doggie pounding while frigging her clit for all it’s worth.

The cu de gras is probably the reverse-cowgirl dicking however, and although Bobbi has lost her transparent heels by now she looks incredibly hot with her bare feet waving in the air. We then remain in RCA but this time Bobbi leans right forward so Steve can watch her bouncing on his cock. For the home stretch we’re back to spoon but this time its with Bobbi’s ass facing the camera as Steve’s balls bang against her ass The scene ends with Bobbi chewing on Steve’s balls as he wanks a load into Bobbi’s waiting mouth.

This is a notch up on the nastiness scale, which is often the case with Bobbi. A technically excellent scene, with plenty of positions, passion and saliva. The stand out scene of the movie so far.

Bobbi 9.0
Scene 9.5

Amy Ried has become a real box office star this year as her performances have matured and her intensity has increased. Given Amy’s new status, her big round ass and her curvy figure she really is a no brainer for this series and a strong candidate to finish the volume.

The scene opens with plenty of ass and pussy licking from Anthony as Amy bends over and then removes her panties to sit on Anthony’s face. Its then time for Anthony to oil up Amy’s ass and spread both her holes with his fingers. Amy gives some enthusiastic head to Anthony, and at want point deep throats his whole length, but the focus is equally on Anthony’s fingers stretching Amy’s ass hole.

With an ass like Amy’s there’s no better place to start than with some cowgirl riding and again, William gives us some great angles so we can also enjoy Amy’s rack jiggling up and down and admire probably the hottest all-round body in porn. In fact this extended cowgirl action is so hot, that I would have been quite happy if the scene had finished there.

This is an anal film of course, and so the anal assault begins with some missionary tunnelling, with great shots of Amy’s pussy and long legs in a sequence where she is holding her legs to the side in a lying down side saddle position. Ass to mouth from Amy and then, “Fuck Me”, as Amy would say, as we have the wonderful sight of Miss Ried’s ass being penetrated in cowgirl as she squats on Anthony’s prick. Anthony really is balls deep during this sequence and you can hear his balls slapping on Amy’s ass.

Once you’ve recovered from the previous segment, the action cuts back to the pussy with floor shots of Amy being pounded in reverse-cowgirl, and again, that rack of hers gets a great workout. Amy bends over so that Anthony can fuck her face and then its back to that ass, this time for some deep penetration in doggie, complete with a little gaping. In a twist on the usual ending, Anthony cums on Amy’s ass but Amy can’t resist using a finger or two to taste his juices.

A strong scene to end the movie and probably one of the most intense anal scene I’ve seen Amy do. The scene could have had some more anal positions but the cowgirl anal sequence is enough to allow all of Amy’s fans to get their rocks off over this one.

Amy 9.5
Scene 9.0

EXTRAS

Frustratingly, the photo gallery only features hard-core pictures of the girls and the Behind the Scenes is disappointingly short, featuring short interviews with Sunny and Amy. There is also the standard cum shot recap. On the plus side, there are some good trailers of recent Elegant Angel releases, but the really plus is a bonus scene featuring Bree Olson and Mark Wood from Big Wet Asses 10.

CONCLUSION

As I mentioned in my intro, this film has certainly provoked plenty of debate amongst fans, and there has recently appeared a thread on ADT suggesting that the film was a let down and questioning whether Sunny really enjoyed her first anal outing.

I can’t really comment on the latter, although in BTS she claims she enjoyed it, but what I can say is that the film as a whole, while not a classic, was a more than solid anal flick, with enough whack worthy moments to satisfy any viewer. I personally enjoyed Sunny’s scene, and although the anal wasn’t as fluid as in the other scenes, this can in some ways add to the eroticism.

Aside, from Sunny, as an Amy Ried fan I was more than satisfied with her anal cowgirl outing and Bobbi’s scene, with the always likeable Steve Holmes, must be one of the best scenes in the whole series. Given the static set, essentially a couch, plaudits also have to go to William H for some excellent camera work, particularly the shots of cowgirl anal throughout the movie.

All in all, I haven’t seen enough of the other movies to say whether this is the best volume, and while I’ll never quite understand the obsession with wet butts, I think that there is enough good action here to make me look forward to the next instalment and the possibility of another anal cherry being popped.

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