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Big Wet Asses 11 Review

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Reviewed by Crucifixio Jones  on  9/11/2007

Bigger, Faster, Stronger…

Big Wet Asses 11

2007, 2 hours and 57 minutes
Elegant Angel
Directed by William H.
Starring Brianna Love, Annette Schwarz, Julia Bond, Maya Hills, Cody Lane & Sativa Rose



What You Should Know:
Sometimes it’s not so bad when someone find a formula and sticks with it. Since William H. revamped the Big Wet Asses line and reshaped it in his own image, each installment has always been worth anxiously anticipating. Everyone often complains about the lack of truly big asses out there in porn’s talent pool but that hasn’t stopped the former Mr. Nutsack from putting together an all-star lineup of talent that is more than worthy to stand up next to any previous cast.
Scene One: Brianna Love with Michael Stefano


2007 has been the Year of Brianna Love and this is yet another performance (and box cover) to further solidify that fact. William H. has Love paired with Michael Stefano on the same set where all the magic went down between Bree Olson and Brandon Iron in the last installment. Stefano, who generally doesn’t have to be directed to worship every inch of his partner’s body, immerses himself completely in Brianna’s ass from all angles, sliding in his fingers and tongue and wrapping her thick and meaty butt cheeks around his boner. When Brianna leans over the arm of the leather sofa they’re on and slowly takes Stefano’s cock into her mouth, he constantly reminds her of how sexy she looks doing it and it’s as if he’s reading my mind. She really does look gorgeous, slurping on his tool and letting it slide back and forth between her lips. The couple gets down to business in doggie first before Brianna threatens to end Stefano’s life, sitting on his face and smothering him with her ass before maneuvering his cock back inside her cowgirl. The nex position, where Brianna leans slightly off of Stefano’s prick in a quasi-reverse cowgirl/spoon position highlights how fantastically spherical her ass is before the two tackle their first anal position, another modified spoon position that has them facing each other but Love’s huge ass dominating the lens. Against an aluminum ladder in standing doggie, Stefano drills away furiously, stopping only to jam his nose between Brianna’s slap-reddened rump and pour more oil over it. The action moves to the floor, where Stefano fucks Brianna’s pushed-together ass cheeks. He doesn’t pop from here, though, but rather jerks off over Love’s open mouth and fills her grill with his man muck. Brianna rubs it over her lips and chin, licks her hand clean and blows a kiss. ”I couldn’t wait to fuck her. She’s incredible, she’s a great fuck,” Stefano says afterwards.


Scene Two: Annette Schwarz with Manuel Ferrara


If this is any indication of what Mason’s Slutwoman movie is going to be like I, for one, can’t wait to see it. Sign me the fuck up. This is the Scene of the Year. Hands down. So far. It begins innocently enough, with Annette Schwarz writhing on the reigning Male Performer of the Year’s lap before slinking down to the floor, having oil drizzled over her bouncing ass and taking off her top. As she and Ferrara’s tongues tangle and intertwine, you can see her internal sexual temperature visibly rise; moreso with each successive heavy-handed slap to her face and slippery ass. Before Annette wriggles Ferrara’s dick inside her hole cowgirl, she’s beyond turned on; but having his cock in her pussy? Well, that’s the key that turns and unlocks “Circus Pferdchen” so it becomes a whole ‘nother show now. Manuel dominates Annette both physically and mentally, making Schwarz breathlessly plead with him as she jerks his stiff tree trunk of a cock. ”Let me suck it!” she nearly cries. ”PLEASE let me suck it!” As the mentor tells Max Julien’s character, Goldie in the The Mack, ”Any man can control a woman’s body. The trick is to control her mind.” Well, Ferrara crams all that pimpage, directly up into Annette’s twat, in fact, reverse cowgirl (first vag then anal), where he owns every inch of her alabaster flesh and fucks her into close-eyed, gaped mouth bliss. When she finally falls off of his lap, her mouth instinctively searches out and finds Ferrara’s cock, as if Schwarz somehow needed it for life support, like she couldn’t breath without it. The two slip into doggie which transitions smoothly into spoon, where the two lock eyes and kiss and Annette cums so hard she does that thing where chicks try to flee from the dick. Manuel holds her in place, by the throat, actually, punishing her pussy with more intense orgasms. Manuel, amazingly, plays Schwarz like an instrument, using her body language and reactions as his guide: slapping when she wants it, pulling hair at the heights of her horniness and even choking when the time is right. Annette is all wide-eyed and exhilarated when the time comes for Ferrara to stroke his load out onto her excited tongue. When he’s empty, Annette leaps forward to swallow his cock one last time and shakes her ass for the camera as we fade to black.


Scene Three: Julia Bond with Michael Stefano


Queen of Cute Julia Bond is a girl with an almost cult-like fanbase but with relatively few performances to satisfy their lust for seeing her onscreen or to justify their seemingly undying devotion. In fact, the only other high-profile movie I can think of offhand that Julia’s been in this year would be Jules Jordan’s Buttworx. At first easily identified by her Monroe piercing and the paw prints that rest just inside each of her augmented breasts, Julia now sports even more elaborate artwork; angel’s wings that traverse either side of her back (I find it odd that the most engaging religious imagery I’ve seen on anyone is on two pornstars: Julia Bond’s and the full angel on Daisy Marie’s back). Michael Stefano has an excellent view of said wings when he buries his face in Bond’s ass and delicately peppers her shiny cheeks with tiny kisses. With Julia on her stomach, Stefano jiggles her butt flesh and fucks her ass cleavage before she mounts him cowgirl. Seeing her in this position makes one realize why Julia was so popular with the Evasive Angles crew and Justin Slayer’s camp a few years ago -- Bond works that ass like a black girl. I mean, seriously: am I watching Julia Bond or Ice La Fox here? Damn. Little Julia gives Stefano a short face dance and then is pulled back onto his lap reverse cowgirl. Bond’s ass is doused with a heavy dose of oil to ease the way for Stefano’s cock doggie. He begins with slow, shallow strokes until he’s able to pick up the pace when Bond sits on his lap side saddle and cowgirl. And once again, Julia shows skills in cowgirl, bouncing her tight little white girl ass like she grew up plucking roaches out of the cereal box, sharing the same spoon watching Saturday cartoons with her siblings. Facing each other in spoon is where the festivities end, with Stefano dripping a candle wax-like load on her ass, further glossing her cheeks. Bond rubs in the lotion as the cum rolls from one cheek, across her crack and down onto the other.


Scene Four: Maya Hills with Anthony Rosano


A svelte slice of Eskimo pie, Maya Hills is already leaning against an aluminum ladder, her ass poked out and presented to her partner, Anthony Rosano, to nibble on. She giggles and gnaws at the shoulder of her outfit as Rosano slips his tongue into her pussy from behind. Anthony doesn’t make Maya wait long, however, and quickly makes with the oil drenching before drilling Hills’ shimmering twat standing doggie. It’s when Rosano pauses that Maya finally gets her face fucked, Anthony holding her head in place while he pumps in and out of Hills’ throat. A fan of railing Maya from behind, apparently, Rosano resumes doggie with Maya, first vag then anal, this time on the black leather sofa. Maya’s perky and taut little b-cup bounce as Rosano bangs her bung, and she reaches back to rub at her pussy while Anthony gives her ass a few whacks. Maya leans into Rosano’s lap, giving him a bit of a2m and then hops onboard anal cowgirl then re-inserting his cock into her pussy. Reverse cowgirl anal is next and Maya’s face is a mask of simultaneous pleasure and pain; open-mouthed satisfaction and clenched-teeth discomfort (but not really). Rosano’s assault on Maya’s tiny backdoor igloo continues in spoon until she sucks and strokes him to completion, earning herself a big wad of jizz on her upper lip and chin. Hills cleans up Rosano up nicely, slurping at the head of his cock through a mascara-streaked smile.


Scene Five: Cody Lane with John Strong


I’m not one to quibble about breast enhancement usually but honestly: Cody Lane didn’t need a boob job. I wish I knew what she was thinking but what’s done is done. The good news is this: this scene is pre-boob job for Cody so John Strong gets the sexy brunette in all her dark-tanned and all-natural former glory. The scene begins with Cody on all fours, leaning forward to attach her mouth to Strong’s erection while he rains oil down over her round ass. A time cut has Cody now on her back, waiting for John to slide his bullet-shaped cock between her hand-parted folds. What begins as missionary becomes spoon and the couple kiss passionately as the lower half of Strong’s body switches to auto-pilot, mindlessly slamming Lane’s pussy while his hands explore her chest. Deftly switching from her pussy to her ass, Strong continues to fuck Cody’s floppy naturals right out of her black bra. The reverse cowgirl anal footage that follows is exceptional; Cody’s legs spread wide to accept Strong’s intruding cock up into her asshole while her modest breasts bobble on her heaving chest. John and Cody share more face-to-face kisses in anal cowgirl, conventional and standing. Holding on to her near leg for support, close her eyes and moan is all Cody can do when Strong turns his attention to her ass in doggie, both on the couch and standing while Cody braces herself against a ladder. When Strong pulls out, Cody races to the other side of the ladder and to her knees just in time to get shot in the eye by John’s streams of semen. She sucks Strong’s cock clean, shows him his load and then swallows as the camera pans down her body and the scene fades out.


Scene Six: Sativa Rose with Anthony Rosano


Like Katja Kassin before her, veteran Sativa Rose is in the sixth and final slot in this volume of Big Wet Asses and while by all reasonable logic fans should be tired of seeing Ms. Rose and her “are they or aren’t they?” natural tits, she’s as hot as ever, a welcome addition and a brand new performer since she decided to make herself available for anal. Already locked in a kiss with Rosano, Sativa shimmies out of her sheer black bra and pushes Anthony’s face into her bosom. She straddles his chest, wriggling back and forth, reaching back to stroke Rosano’s cock until it stands up perfectly straight. When Rosano positions himself under Sativa so that she can sit on his face, she seductively drags her pussy back and forth across his nose until she rises to wrap those big, soft lips around his cock. Unfortunately, her oral display is way too short considering the marvelous head Sativa gives and she lies back , letting Anthony sink his tongue into her twat and taking her from behind while she stands, clinging to an aluminum ladder. After more doggie on the sofa, Sativa finds herself planted firmly on Rosano’s cock reverse cowgirl, his hand gently kneading both her breasts when they’re not both jiggling like ripe fruit about to fall off the branch as he thrusts upwards into her. In anal, the two essay both cowgirl and doggie before moving to the position a Sativa Rose fan more than likely wants to see, reverse cowgirl anal. Sativa gives Rosano everything she’s got here, grinding down on his dick with malicious intent before taking him on doggie again and finally catching his load on the tip of her nose and tongue, before getting her forehead streaked with frosting.




Overall:

Should it come as any surprise that Big Wet Asses 11 continues to succeed despite every indication that it shouldn’t? William H continues to do his usual great job behind the camera, book absolutely gorgeous girls and in a nice surprise, gave us six scenes of goodness to jack to instead of the usual five. It just goes to show that sometimes you don’t need an ass as big as all outdoors to make this series watchable. Most any ass will do as long as it’s done right and William H knows how to do it right, apparently. The box cover and opening credits both flaunt the AVN Awards logo, heralding Big Wet Asses as the winner of the “Best Anal Themed Series” award. It looks like Big Wet Asses will be proudly wearing that brand for some time to come.



Special Features:
  • Behind the Scenes (6:51)
  • Photo Gallery (automated, 7:45)
  • Trailers (It’s a Daddy Thing 3, Blow It Out Your Ass, Latin Booty Worship, Big Black Wet Asses 6, Big Wet Asses 10 and Jada Fire is Squirtwoman 2)




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