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Big Wet Asses 10 Review

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Reviewed by Crucifixio Jones  on  3/4/2007

The 10th Anniversary Edition aims to please every fan…

Big Wet Asses 10

2007, 3 hours and 6 minutes
Elegant Angel
Directed by William H.
Starring Bree Olson, Lexi Love, Dana DeArmond, Tory Lane, Flower Tucci & Katja Kassin



What You Should Know:
I ran down the history of this great series in my Big Wet Asses 9 review, so I won’t bore you by revisiting what is now, in porn terms, ancient history. Instead, I’ll laud the forward-thinking William H who, through trial and error, creativity and experimentation has made one of the most oft-imitated series in porn his very own. Because, as we all know, it was originally Thomas Zupko’s baby, beginning with the pre-cursor to Big Wet Asses, Tight Wet Panties. But he was content to stylistically do basically the same things over and over until he and Elegant Angel parted ways and William H snatched the reins with the sometimes critically-panned Volume 7 (perhaps expectations were raised unreasonably high given the much-wanted cast: George Peach, Gia Jordan, Flower Tucci, the red-hot at the time Naomi and one of ADT fanboy favorite Kinzie Kenner’s first attempts at anal). William got things back on track by making a few changes with number eight (debuting the all-white backdrop tease montages) and finally righted the ship for the better by adding his own unique stamp, making drastic set changes in Number 9.

This gala 10th affair represents all the improvements (yes, I said improvements) William H has contributed to an already superb line and the all-star cast (assembled with the help of suggestions from fans) contains six rather than five anal starlets that span the entire Big Wet Asses performer lineage (Katja Kassin fronts the box of Big Wet Asses 1 while Flower Tucci appears in the seventh). Toss in the wild and unpredictable (not to mention beautiful) Tory Lane along with “internet sensation” Dana DeArmond and the addition of two much sought-after newbies Lexi Lane and blonde covergirl Bree Olson; all of whom are working with top-notch male talent (Manuel Ferrara, Mark Ashley, Brandon Iron, Mark Davis, Mick Blue & Anthony Rosano)…well, you’ve got the recipe for something special. I’ll try my best to do these proceedings (which clock in at over an hour longer than the previous installment) justice.
Scene One: Bree Olson with Brandon Iron


If there has been any one new name that has been on everyone’s lips, fans and industry insiders alike, this year then it has to be Bree Olson. An adorable blonde with an amazing all-natural body, Bree is a cutie you’d never expect to be so unabashedly filthy. But she is. And she’ll get her ass stretched to the limit by liliputian Canadian (I’m not even sure that’s an accurate descriptor – can one maintain dual-citizenship in both Liliput and Canada?) Brandon Iron. Regardless of his height, the former Alek James Hidell (director and sole male talent in the now-discontinued Extreme Associates blowjob series, Slap Happy) is an intimidating force to be reckoned with.

Brandon gleefully probes Bree’s asshole with his tongue and fingers, including Olson sitting on his face until she squats down onto his cock in reverse cowgirl anal. The blonde’s bountiful breasts bounce and the youngster greedily gobbles down Iron’s dick ass-to-mouth before spinning around for cowgirl, where she cums almost immediately, shuddering uncontrollably as she rocks back and forth and grinds down on Brandon’s cock. Doggie is next and Olson’s unmistakable smile adorns as her face throughout as Iron saws in and out of her rectum up-and-over. Bree, for her part, frantically rubs her clit and moans loudly while her nipples visibly harden the deeper Iron pumps into her pooper. The action pauses a few times in this position as Brandon re-oils Bree’s ass, going so far as to squeeze the oil INSIDE her ass at one point and has her forcefully expel the liquid out. Once they are back to fucking, Brandon screws her sidesaddle then mish before Bree climbs back on top of him for more cowgirl. They finish in doggie where Iron withdraws and leaves his typical thick and gooey pop on Olson’s shiny right butt cheek. She rubs in the lotion and then tastes her fingers.


Scene Two: Lexi Love with Anthony Rosano


Lexi is positioned against a metal ladder with her right leg up resting on a high rung, poking her ass out for Rosano to gnaw and nibble on. Having worshipped her ass sufficiently, Anthony douses her cheeks with oil and then slides into her pussy standing doggie. Love assists by bouncing back against him and then drops to her knees to have her face fucked. Saliva, spittle and stringers fly as she works over Anthony’s cock with her hands and mouth. This, along with Lex’s already well-oiled posterior, ensures lubrication isn’t an obstacle when she mounts him cowgirl and then reverse, both with a plastic rope of flickering lights, wrapped around her waist. The lights don’t do much for the sex but it does manage to highlight her glistening ass in an interesting new way. Love jiggles her ass over Rosano’s face before he puts her on her back missionary, pulling out to forcefully fuck her face (damn…apparently I’m not the only person who watched those Slap Happy videos I spoke of earlier) while Lexi slaps her pussy hard and repeatedly until she squirts. Finally, Lexi stands and bends over letting Rosano slip into her tight ass standing doggie. The anal action continues in cowgirl and as Lexi sits sideways on Anthony’s cock, squirting a few more times in the process. The final position ends up being a sidesaddle fuck that sees Rosano’s cock spew semen all over Lexi’s left side, from her chin down to her hips. Love caresses her cheeks, massaging the spunk in and gives her ass a few light slaps.


Scene Three: Flower Tucci with Manuel Ferrara


Oooooh weeee. Flower Tucci. Manuel Ferrara. This one’s gonna be good. The scene begins with Flower pressed against a glass wall, Ferrara’s face pressed against her ass. Tucci reaches back and pulls him in deeper while she bounces her ass up and down on his nose. Manuel tries to devour her entire backside and reddens it with firm slaps. Slipping off her bottoms, Flower slinks over to Manuel and sits on his face, swiveling her hips as he buries his tongue in every hot and available orifice. On all fours, Ferrara’s fingers and a butt plug eventually find their way into Tucci’s tushy while Manuel comes around to feed her his massive uncut cock. After filling her mouth, he returns to her opposite end to pack her pussy with prick doggie. The vag action is short-lived, however, as Manuel removes the plug and replaces it with his portentous poker. ”That’s it! Fuck me in the ass like a fuckin’ whore with that big fat cock!” Flower wails. Manuel fills her bung with oil and returns to hammering her hole. Flower sucks his cock ass-to-mouth and jumps on his lap cowgirl anal, playing with her pussy until she squirts up onto Ferrara’s chest. Reverse cowgirl anal follows. It is Ferrara’s magical fingers that do the work on Tucci’s pussy here, helping her rub and finger herself until her pussy explodes with wetness yet again. Flower moans, ”I love that fuckin’ cock, I love that fuckin’ cock deep in that asshole…I fuckin’ LOVE YOU!”, goes down on Manuel again and then lies on her back for anal mish. Cut to our couple in cowgirl, Manuel’s cock in Flower’s pussy but Tucci, after cumming again, takes it upon herself to put him back in her ass, the place she seems to enjoy cock best.

These two connected. Lots of kissing and whispered banter between them both and enough rough play to get Flower off, like choking, slapping and hair pulling, all of which she clearly enjoyed. When the scene is over, Tucci’s entire body glistens with a heavy sheen of perspiration and her hair is glued to her face with a combination of her own sweat, girl juices and Ferrara’s load.


Scene Four: Tory Lane with Mick Blue


One thing you don’t have to worry about with Tory Lane is getting a poor performance. I’ve never seen this woman take the proverbial “day off.” And that always surprised me seeing as how she’s in possession of looks that could easily land her a contract. I remember when she was brand new and the only girl who didn’t do anal in Darkko’s Angels of Debauchery 2. Now look at her. I think the idea of possibly not doing anal on a nearly daily basis probably prevented her from becoming the next Lanny Barbie. Mick Blue pulls her red bikini bottoms down over her ass, pours oil over her taut buttocks and sinks himself into her pussy doggie. You can literally feel Lane’s libido rise with each thrust. She produces a vibrating wand and mashes it hard against her clit while Mick slams her pussy from behind. Lane unconsciously drops the wand and starts furiously meeting Blue’s thrusts halfway as she roars obscenities through clenched teeth. Mish and cowgirl vag are next, Tory seemingly hell bent on breaking Blue’s dick in two. Doing his best to tame her, Mick lies her back for more mish and slaps a hand around Tory’s throat but she once again grabs her nearby wand and presses it against her pussy while he pounds, continuing to rile her up. Mick fills her mouth with his cock and then helps Tory get off with her toy. Tory then lies on her left side and Blue enters her asshole. Lane convulses and reaches for invisible objects all while keeping her electric wand planted on her clit. Lane squats on the floor and sucks vigorously on Blue’s balls while he fingers her pussy. She then climbs back onto the sofa where Mick plunders her poop chute first up-and-over doggie and then cowgirl. Tory wags her tongue as she waits for Blue’s batter to land. She swallows it down with one gulp and then slowly slurps down his cock as the picture fades.


Scene Five: Dana DeArmond with Mark Davis


Dana appears bent over in front of Mark Davis wearing a pair of black crotchless fishnet bottoms. Her meaty labia attract Mark’s attention and he fingers her pretty pierced pussy briefly before DeArmond kneels before him, teasing his cock with a few light brush passes of her sexy mouth before making his entire tool disappear with a bit of deepthroating mastery. Davis grabs either side of Dana’s head as she locks her hands behind her back and forces his dick head beyond her tonsils, DeArmond gasping for air when he dislodges his cock from her throat. Mark’s electric slaps to Dana’s beefy backside visibly jolt her and serve to awaken seemingly every nerve ending in her entire body. She’s at his mercy when he begins to fish in her ass and pussy simultaneously with his digits, inviting a steadily wilting DeArmond, mascara now running, to taste herself on his fingertips. Davis invades Dana’s anus up-and-over doggie to begin, easing in slowly at first before quickening to a pleasing pussy-rocking pace for DeArmond. Dana deepthroats his cock ass-to-mouth and lets Mark pry her gape open wide as she settles down onto him anal cowgirl. In reverse cowgirl Dana excels, committed to her own pleasure she rocks and undulates and grinds her anus up, down and in circles against Davis’ prick as her titties (topped with the most perfect pink nipples) sway, jiggle and bounce in time with her rhythm. Dana on her back now, Mark hides his fingers in her ass while he tastes her juicy wet slit and gives her face a few light slaps before fucking her pussy and asshole alternately and deeply mish. Oil drizzles down into DeArmond’s upturned ass and she bounces her tush as Mark four-fingers her pussy as he continues to pour lube over her fleshy round cheeks. They finish their encounter in mish and Dana, smiling, swallows Mark’s cum and shows off her freshly-fucked asshole.


Scene Six: Katja Kassin with Mark Ashley


It’s been almost three years to the day that I reviewed the first Big Wet Asses and I’m still just as excited to see everyone’s favorite redheaded fräulein, Katja Kassin. It’s a testament to her incredible staying power, performances and ability that she’s not only still in the business and actively shooting scenes but that she still commands this position in a movie’s sequence. You always save the best for last. No drastic physical reinvention necessary, Ms. Kassin is still the lady many of us came to see. Leaning forward against a ladder, Katja has her exquisite ass adored in every way by Mark Ashley. Her puffy bald pussy is his first target and he zeroes in on it standing doggie while Katja remains against the ladder. He pulls one leg up high, opening Katja up for the camera so that viewers get a better look at then penetration. His cock slicked with Kassin’s wetness, Mark pulls out and slides his boner into Katja’s eager mouth. She strokes his shaft with both hands as she squats and bounces her mouth on the head of his cock. A cut brings us to Katja jilling off as Mark goes to town on her missionary on the arm of a sofa. Once her pussy has been noticeably widened, Ashley focuses on her ass; he takes aim and continues his drilling just south of where he was before. Now on her knees, Katja is folded nearly in half as Ashley bullies his way deeper and deeper into her ass, grabbing her hips for leverage as he pistons in and out in up-and-over doggie. If you don’t already have an appreciation for Katja’s superior posterior, you will once you see her do her thing here in cowgirl as Ashley thrusts upwards into her while he rains oil down over her smooth and perfectly-shaped ass. I see Kassin’s butt and I think that when God created that particular body part this is what was intended. Katja bounces on Ashley’s cock sideways and he then decorates her entire backside (not an easy task) after a short time in doggie. Katja wiggles her ass back and forth and up and down while the semen splatters against her flesh.




Overall:

William H’s vision for the Big Wet Asses franchise has been perfected. It’s fitting that timing allowed this occurrence to take place right at the tenth incarnation. All of his visual and stylistic additions intersect perfectly with his dream lineup of six anal performers to create an indispensable package of big, wet and sloppy smut. Big Wet Asses 10, in every way, is a fine tribute to the series’ past as well as an encouraging look towards the future.


Special Features:
  • Teases: 10 of the best opening tease segments from preceding installments. Included are: Lauren Phoenix/Katrina Kraven, Pandora Dreams, Tiana Lynn, Naomi, Flower Tucci, Kinzie Kenner, Jada Fire, Sasha Knox, Tiffany Mynx and Velicity Von.
  • Behind the Scenes (7:01)
  • Photo Gallery (automated, 3:26)
  • Trailers (Big Wet Asses 8 & 9)
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