Big Tits Round Asses: Fucking Santa's Helper Review

Running Time:
46 min.

Production Date:
11/30/2021

Director:
None credited

Cast:
Zoey Sinn
with
Jay Bangher

Audio /Video Quality:
The technical aspects are nicely done. The audio is clear and well balanced and I didn't notice any background noises. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and looks good. It's well lit and clear with a steady hand on the camera.

Watermark Warning:
Although I don't know of anyone who likes watermarks, I don't blame any studio for taking reasonable measures to try to protect themselves against internet piracy. BangBros.com is a studio that goes to extremes to the point that viewers are punished more than internet pirates. Their logo is a reasonable size in the lower right corner of the screen, but is a bit more noticeable due to being full color instead of a shadowy image that the viewer can more easily phase out. The bigger problem is that in addition to the watermark, they also scroll a banner stating "BANGBROS.COM EXCLUSIVE VIDEO" across the screen in the middle of the action at about 23:20as well as a voiceover of "BangBros" at about 33:50. These things are just plain not cool at all, and because of it I'm penalizing the overall score a full point.

The Release:

Black stud Jay writes Santa a letter as Christmas music plays in the background before putting it in the mailbox. Soon after, exotic Zoey struts down the street in a sexy little santa suit complete with black fishnets and a red bag. She lets him know that Santa's busy, so she can by and after going inside opens her sack. They're both surprised when there's no presents for Jay inside and Zoey knows Santa wouldn't want her to leave him without any presents. Jay knows he's been good all year and gets distraught thinking Santa doesn't love him, and when Zoey catches him checking out her tits she figures out what Santa would want. They head to the couch and she strips down to her sexy black stockings and red and black bra and panty set letting Jay know that her tits are his present and he can do what he wants with them. Jay gropes Zoey's nice round tits a little before she reaches into her sack to bring out a bottle of oil that he rubs into them. Jay's worried about what Santa might think, but Zoey reassures him that Santa would want her to take care of him. Zoey gets on all fours to let Jay oil up her nice round ass as she shakes it around as well as giving it a few slaps. Naturally Jay starts to play with Zoey's pussy before turning her around and laying her back to show what a good boy he is by pleasuring her orally. They strip him down so Zoey can eat his meat in return before Jay has her lay back to fuck her tits. She lets Jay fuck her face a little, but never gets him too far into her throat. Jay moves around so that he can spoon Zoey's smoothly shaved slit while keeping her oiled up titties nicely on display as Zoey gives him plenty of encouragement. Zoey gets on top to ride Jay in reverse cowgrirl before turning around for the traditional cowgirl with her big round ass beautifully on display. Jay also takes Zoey from behind on all fours and her knees before giving her a disappointing pop on her face and letting her suck the last bit out.

Big Tits Round Asses: Fucking Santa's Helper is an okay release. The opening with Jay writing his letter to Santa and then Zoey arriving at the door looking (and looking smoking hot in her sexy Santa outfit) is a lot of fun. There's some nice titty worship to get the action going and Zoey has a killer ass as well. Zoey looks like she's into Jay's cock quite well and Jay looks like Zoey's pussy is the best Christmas present anyone could ask for as he keeps having to pull out. The problem here, at least for me, is that Zoey has a very fresh feeling. She does a nice job with the acting, but there's something about the camera angles that seemed a little off for me and I just wasn't getting that spark to take it from being an above average scene to a really good scene. Big Tits Round Asses: Fucking Santa's Helper has a great start, but just can't keep things going throughout the entire scene to make it a great scene and ends up hovering just above the average mark because of it.

The Extras:
As usual with web scenes, a photo gallery is also available.

Condom Usage:
None

Final Thoughts:
It's a fun little Christmas scene, but nothing too special.

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