Big Tits Round Asses 7 Review
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Studio: Bang Bros.
Starring: Rod Fontana, J-Mac, Cassandra Calogera, Alanna Ackerman, Slone Ryder, Levi Cash, Sabina Leigh, Jarred Steed, Dolly Kumar
Released on: 4/21/2008
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The scene starts of with Alanna wearing an all in one swimsuit,i let out a huge cheer as i am a fan of one piece swimsuits and prefer seeing curvy girls wearing them to a bikini so this has started of fantastic for me,the camera follows her and as she looks head on into it she pulls down her top and out spill her massive tits they stood out like two mongrels at Crufts,but mark my words Alanna was a full pedigree.She starts to walk towards the camera and squeezed those tits and it looked magnificent,Alanna is such a pretty looking girl and with her long dark hair and from what i have seen so far and as from tonight i will be renaming my cock in her honor.
Alanna makes her way into a swimming pool and as she frolics about in the water there is no fear of her going under,her boobs will keep her afloat,she is still wearing her swimsuit this had me looking to the heavens and thanking GOD for creating women like Alanna,i actually think he will be hiding behind some cloud up there and beating of furiously..the weather forecast did say expect frequent showers.Back to the movie and as the camera pans in on Alanna she teases us with those mammaries dipping them in the water,rubbing them,flopping them about i could watch this all day Alanna's tits are really big and solid and firm.
At this point i looked down at my cock and my very own religious experience was about to begin "Spunk Stigmata" i was weeping tears of Sperm from my penis and it was all down to Alanna,oh my God i whispered to myself i then heard faint cries coming from outside my flat and peeked out the window and several hundred people had gathered outside and were chanting "stinkfist" others made there way towards my flat and like a scene from "Day Of The Dead" they snaked there way towards my flat some crying and others carrying photos of Alanna boobs.I quickly drew the curtains,Damn?..art was never my best subject maybe my cock was special.I stood in front of the window and as i opened my blinds the crowd let out a huge cheer and surged forward,my twisted intruder stood to attention and as the crowd held aloft there photos and with a hand gesture to let them know that stroking was imminent they sank to there knees and cheered and prayed,i quickly closed the blind then the curtains and it was back to business.
Back to the scene and as Alanna giggles away and shakes those tits my unruly cock had awoken from his slumber and like a stroppy teenager getting forced to get out his bed and go to school he began to slowly sit up,as Alanna sucked on her big hard nipples it looked sexy as hell soon she is on the move and slowly peels of her swimsuit and is bending over showing of her curvy big ass,i began to sweat like Elton John in a handbag shop.What follows is some great tease as Alanna gets her ass and tits oiled up and it is great to watch as she plays with those funbags.I think i am going to have a sleepless night tonight as i superglue my cock to my hand and relive the joys of this scene.
Now it is time for the male talent to arrive and i am sad as i was loving the tease.He soon has Alanna on her back and spits between her chest to lube up her tits before he gets a good tittyfuck from the sexy Alanna,her tits really are out of this world in fact they are like two huge flying saucers with nipples.Some nice sloppy blowjob action is next while she slaps the guys balls,the guy is shaven all over and resembles a plucked chicken with an erect cock,although if any housewife's are reading this i guess you wont find an equivalent in your supermarket anytime soon.
As Alanna gets done doggie style it is a condom scene,she was moaning away like crazy,the last time i made my girlfriend moan like that i phoned her from the pub and said i would be home at last orders.Several positions later and then it was time for (drum roll) some anal action,as Alanna got her tight bumhole violated it looked great to watch,god bless her.As she got hammered hard her nipples stood out like two tramps in Harrods,then the pop shot arrived and Alanna smiled and kept her mouth closed as the male talents two weeks of anger dribbled down her face.
I enjoyed the tease in this scene and would love to have seen more of Alanna in her swimsuit she seemed to lose it very quickly and that might sound crazy but i love the slow build up,Alanna has fantastic curves and i will easily watch this scene again,a quick peek out the blinds and the applause is still ringing out as my twisted member weeped it's final tear to the thronged crowds.
Scene 2-Dolly
The scene starts with some guys out cruising about in there car looking for a hot chick,soon Tourette's syndrome takes over as they spy a hot girl at the bus stop.As one guy gets talking to the girl we get to see Kojak and his twin brother who look like they have taken up residence down the front of her top,these tits are massive and make no mistake she must have scaffolding in her bras to keep these two globular goddesses at bay.At this point i looked down at my cock and whispered to him"If you think you are having an early night tonight darling think again" he quickly pricked up and like a perverts periscope he was now aware of his surroundings.Dolly soon has her top pulled down and i was right Telly Savalas and his twin greeted me my own lollypop could do with being licked.
Some great tease action follows and Dolly bounces up and down and has her boobs oiled up and starts to play with them and they jiggled about like a couple of jellys being carried by a Parkinson's sufferer.Dolly is pretty and has curves all over and she is soon bending over and showing of that big round ass of hers then she walks over to a swimming pool and lays on her belly and lets her big tits dip into the water,that should be the way women all over the world test the water at swimming pools.The action soon moves away from the pool area and more breast play from Dolly follows then the male talent has arrived and again i am quite sad,maybe i am jealous lol,the guy soon plays with her tits and marvels at the sheer size and weight of her fun bags,she soon has his cock out and guides it into her mouth.
She slowly sucks him of and all the time i gazed at her huge tits that hung like the sun in the sky on a beautiful summers day bringing back childhood memories that will never be taken away,i have a feeling someone will take me away one day and it will be the men in white coats lol.The guy soon has her doggie style and no condom here as he slowly starts to pump away the side on view shows her tits flopping about like an emo's fringe,Dolly soon goes reverse cowgirl and her sloppy cunt can be heard belting out tunes that is music to a perverts ears,some side on fucking and i had to adjust my penis as he thought he was the one fucking Dolly then it was time for the money shot and Dolly pressed her huge tits together to take a cumshot to the tits.
The tease is doing it for me just now,i cannot believe a fully fledged pervert like myself is demanding more tease i think it is maybe a change in the weather just now that has done this to me.Dolly was curvy,pretty and had tits that screamed out tittyfuck but sadly we did not get to see this.Still an enjoyable scene that will have the tissues mopping up the demon seed afterwards.
Scene 3-Slone&Dolly
The scene starts with Slone on a balcony enjoying the view when she spins around to talk to the camera man i am enjoying the view aswell as she is wearing a denim jacket and jeans and with her jacket open she is wearing a pink and black basque which struggles to hold onto those tits which pressed against her top like a baying mob up against the police with there riot shields drawn.What am i talking about i have no idea as Slone has reduced me to a nervous wreck,the things that tits can do to a man these days is frightening.As Slone talks away to the camera man she jiggles those boobs about and looks very burlesque with her basque and dark hair,i have not even seen anything and i am already licking my lips in anticipation of her scene,actually i would rather be licking her lips.
As she again shakes her tits i swear to god that if i live to 105 i will personally light a candle to remember Slone's scene every year till i die,Slone takes out one of her tits and plays with it and i suffered pangs of jelousy maybe i should comtemplate a boob job so i could do the same night after night to myself,she then turns around and shows of her demin clad bum then slowly pulls down her jeans and shows of matching undies i am now officially in love.Even if my dvd player caught fire i have seen all i need to see that will get me through a harsh winter as far as wanking goes.Slone takes the other boob out and her hands greet those tits like two sisters being re-united after 6 years of being apart.She gets her nipples all hard and tweaks them,i am considering phoning an ambulance for oxegen.
Slone talks prim and proper as she plays with her boobs,forget about the oxegen there seems to be a large swelling area that needs attended to first and i think i will take care of this myself.She then holds up one of her tits and starts to circle her tongue around her nipple,please take me away someone i am like an old horse that is weak and has fallen one to many times just shoot me and end my misery.As she heads indoors a suprise in on the cards as Dolly is laying on a bed waiting for her.Some lesbian action follows as both girls eventually have a drink from the furry goblet and it is great to watch fish on fish should be mandatory,they are soon joined by some lucky guy and before you can say "Excuse me i am watching those two hot girls" he was in there like George Michael in a public toilet with a glory hole.
The guy gets treated to a blowjob and both girls licked along his shaft,is this guy getting paid for this.As his pink skyscraper got a seeing to i looked down at my own cock and remembered how lonely he was "Do not think that is normal two girls feasting on you" i whispered to him,the silence was deafening.Back to the action and the guy hammered one of the girls doggie style while she licked out the other girl this was hot to watch.Now it was time for Slone to get fucked and this was sexy to watch as she thrashed about as she rode his cock,missionary is next and Dolly sucks on Slone's nipples as she gets done hard.Dolly gets fucked up the ass as she fingers her pussy and Slone stands over her and masterbates.The finale sees both girls on there knees and taking spunk to the face and tits.
Great scene,i really fell head over heels for Slone she was pretty,had a great figure and curves that could turn a train spotter into a football hooligan.I will be seeking out her other titles.Dolly i had already seen but it was good to see her get done up the ass.Maybe just maybe there is a god out there.
Scene 4-Sabina
The scene starts with Sabina getting interviewed on a couch,she has blond hair and looks pretty and her cleavage is one to be proud of what a pair of lungs indeed.Her tits hung out like two undercover police at a mafia wedding.I am sorry my brain is not working lol.Back to the movie and Sabina laughs her way through the interview and soon has her tits out and is playing with her nipples,just then my cock stood up like an angry neighbor who had finally had enough of the loud blaring music from the anti-social reprobate next door,.I think i might get an asbo myself as my hand made the path towards my cock lol,as she played with her tits i smiled to myself and raised my glass to the television and cried out"To the juggs" i then looked down to my cock and said "Lose the attitude boy,i might have been strangling you for years but do not push me over the edge"..drinking while wanking is fatal lol
Time to see Sabina oil up her tits and squeeze those puppies and this looks good to watch she laughs to the camera and seems to be enjoying herself,now she bends over and shows of her ass her skin is milky white,my cock is red raw perhaps we could be opposites attract.It was now time to watch Sabina use a blue dildo on herself,first of all she put it between her oiled up boobs and this looked great then as the camera pans out she crawls on her hands and knees to the camera.Her tits dangled and swung about as if they were suffering from Attention-Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD),now the male talent has arrived and straight for his beef bayonet she goes and guides it into her mouth,as she sucked away on his cock i could not help but notice the guys balls were red,really really red,perhaps he ironed them before the scene or got them caught in the car door heading to the shoot lol.
Some good pov style blowjob action follows,then she decides that cowgirl is for her and mounts him and slowly starts to ride away.He grabs and squeezes her tits really hard as she moans away like she has just found out Prada have went bust.Wait a minute i have just spied a condom,no not under my bed the guy is rubbered up ok back to some lurvve and the bouncing continues,she grinds herself into him and that lucky guy will not forget that in a hurry..unless he is suffering from amnesia.Reverse cowgirl now and that guys balls are nearly on fire,maybe it is a childhood accident in which case i should not be making fun or maybe it is a steam burn from all the hot pussy's he has banged during his porn career.He never paid any attention to me and took Sabina doggie style and banged away like a champion jockey,Sabina was really moaning and making those sort of noises that women do all the time out with sex like picking things up in the house and going mmmhhhmmm awwww hhmmm lol.
Some side on action now and the moaning and groaning continues,should i adjust my color button on my television to take the shine of that guys balls which shone like a beacon,maybe i should stop ball watching lol.Into missionary action and as he thrusts away Sabina cries out and seems to be loving every deep thrust and rubs on her tits and her face flushed bright red,the end sees a tittyfuck to completion although he did grab his own cock to deliver the baby gravy.
Another good scene and again i enjoyed the tease it was short lived on this occasion,or maybe i have been treated so far that i do not know what is going on anymore.Sabina has large breasts that will bring a smile to your face and will have your cock twitching about like a prisoner on patrol in the exercise yard.And as for the male talents balls i hope he dipped them in a bucket of ice cold water lol.
Scene 5-Cassandra Calogera
Scene starts with a Coach in his car saying a Cheerleader called and he must get to the park as she has some problems,oh god i hope Taylor Von Bailey is not involved lol.We are now at the park and finally see Cassandra who is the Cheerleader she has her hair in pigtails and wears a Colts outfit and with her red pom poms she looks sexy as hell,my own cock started to do his own kind of Cheerleading and soon i had him in the palm of my hand and cried out "b-e- a-g-g-r-e-s-s-i-v-e..be- a-g-g-r-e-s-s-i-v-e-".Cassandra tells the coach her problems are her boobs get in the way and are too big.
At this point i looked to one of the trees in the park and could swear i seen Taylor Von Bailey perched 20 foot up a tree with his pants at his ankles masterbating away like it was going out of fashion,the Coach offers words of encouragement to Cassandra to boost her confidence and as i looked at her and with her big boobs straining against her top i quickly hit pause and checked that TVB was really not hiding behind my sofa with a blunt instrument in his hand...his cock lol.Cassandra tells the coach she feels like everyone is staring at her boobs and that she does not have a lot of confidence,Cassandra people are not staring at your boobs they are wanking over them lol
The Coach gets her to say "I love my boobs" and as she shouts it out she shakes her tits from side to side,he then tells her to go home and take of her clothes and look in the mirror and say "I love my big boobs and my body".I am seriously considering looking for a new job as a Coach,after telling Cassandra to go home and do this in front of the mirror she asks for a lift home,steam will be coming out of TVB's ears ha ha.When they reach the house she wastes no time in slipping of her top to reveal tits so big that i bet they could order a steak each when she eats out.She starts to massage her boobs and this is great to watch.
Personally i would love to fuck her as she wore her Cheerleader outfit but that is for my wanking session tomorrow,she slips of her panties then oils up her boobs and begins to play with her tits and her nipples stood out like two priests at a Rammstein concert.Soon her skirt is slipped of to reveal a shaved pussy and curves that could turn a church goer into a football hooligan.I must say Cassandra's tits are massive and even when she was wearing the Cheerleader outfit i never imagined them to be so big when her top came of,as the camera pans up and down her body she rubs on her pussy and this looks sexy as hell.
Her ass is curvy and i would love to gently sink my teeth into her bubble butt,that would be a dream..i do have all my own teeth you know lol.She again rubs on her pink slit and my cock was now like a weary boxer coming out for the last round of a fight staggering from side to side trying to stay strong and focused to the end.The Coach soon gets a surprise as Cassandra walks in on him in and it looks like he is the one who is going to be taking orders from now on,it is not long before he has his tongue around one of her nipples and sucks away on it, Cassandra giggles and he is in there like a door to door salesman being offered in for a coffee and a guaranteed sale.She soon wraps her lips around his cock and goes to work on his shaft and orders the guy to squeeze her tits really hard.
Some tittyfuck action follows and then he gets to go down on Cassandra and feast on her wet pussy then he plunged his purple headed monster deep inside her,reverse cowgirl follows and Cassandra thrashes about on his cock.As the camera pans in on her pussy it is tighter than two coats of paint,cowgirl now and can the Coach take anymore.Some side on action and Cassandra licks on her own nipple and as she gets fucked hard you can hear her pussy juices squelching away.Did i mention this is a condom free scene,did i mention i am a nervous wreck lol.Doggie now and we get to see the sexy curves of Cassandra as she gets coached by the Coach if you know what i mean,some missionary next as the Coach bangs away and then he pulls out and shoots his spunk over Cassandra's tits.
Great scene to end the movie Cassandra has such a fantastic body and boobs that got bigger before my eyes lol.My cock went through "Spunk Stigmata" and it weeped tears of sperm for all the girls,a quality title from Bang Bros and there is a little bit of everything for lovers of big boobs and asses in this title.I shall seek out all the Big Tits Round Asses series after watching this one.There were some condom scenes that might put some folk of but if you left this title on the shelf because of that then i think you would be missing out on some great girls.
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