Big Tits in Uniform (Brazzers) Review

Reviewed by Sean Renaud  on  7/27/2010

Expectations: Brazzers is at it again this time with Big Tits in Uniform. I can’t imagine this being anything other than good porn. It’s got a good cast of well known stars and let’s face it Brazzers just stands for quality right now. Sure Big Tits in Uniform is new and unproven label but I can’t imagine this being anything but quality.

Scene One: Nikki Benz
Big titty Nikki has just been transferred over to Brazzers Fire and Rescue 69th precinct. She only has enough time to get into uniform before they are summoned to their first fire of the day! When they get to scene Johnny explodes into action saving a man from the inferno! Nikki decides he needs to be properly rewarded.

Well the first step of that reward is a combination blow job and tit fuck that would have most men already blowing all over her tits. Gentleman that he is the favor is returned to his blonde co-worker. Nikki is a woman you want to watch move. All the standard positions get hit though some in some fun ways like the arms held behind her back doggy or reverse cowgirl on a rolling chair (I gotta try that) all culminating in a damn good cum shot.

Scene Two: Memphis Monroe
The blonde Memphis is a ditch digger with a lazy partner who’d rather stare at her tits and ass than do his job. Let’s be honest that’s what most of us would be doing. Danny still not paying attention to what he’s doing hits a water pipe and the punishment is she has to suck his cock because it’s just too big to go to waste. Memphis might not be the world’s greatest cock sucker but not only does she get an honorable mention but she gets extra points for remembering to wear her hard hat when dealing with heavy timber. Ditto for when she tit fucks on a work bench.

Memphis is simply an amazing piece of cock riding cowgirl. She starts off in the standing doggy and it’s okay but the cowgirl and reverse cowgirl watching her breasts bounce? Damn. There aren’t enough adjectives in the English language to accurately cover it. Great cum shot and outstanding set as well.

Scene Three: Jenny Hendrix (reviewer’s choice)

Jenny works at a company ordering up fantasies. You pick an outfit and she shows up at your house ready to fulfill your every fantasy. Personally I would have stuck with the cowgirl but school girl wasn’t a bad choice over all. Of course like most school girls she’s been naughty and deserves a sound spanking. She plays up the part complete with a lollypop. Dirty little girl asks him to eat out her ass. Well there is a reason why Jenny is top notch. It’s the things she says and the things she does.

Jenny skips the BJ instead going straight for some serious deep dicking. Once she’s had a bit of fun and properly flavored his cock she digs into her naughty bag of tricks for some cock sucking and gagging. Jenny is simply amazing, great energy and the look on her face is always priceless. I love that she keeps most of her outfit on and sperm soaked suckers are simply superb.

Scene Four: Shyla Stylez

Our poor stud is speeding when Shyla Stylez pulls him over. She’s almost believable as the cop who’s tired of being hit on. This got the win though for “don’t taze me bro”. She gets him back to the station where things rapidly heat up. Shyla is intense in a way that few women can emulate and she really shines in this scene as she both dominates and is dominated. Shyla works her way through all of the expected positions on her quest for cum but she looks particularly amazing in the standing doggy.

Scene Five: Codi Bryant

Codi Bryant is an exquisite ebony goddess who happens to work for the city investigating people’s back yards. It’s just so hot that she has to strip down not that the owner has any particular complaint about it. He offers to lotion up her backside taking special care of her great ass. That soon enough spreads to her tits and then she has to suck cock. She’s noisy just like I like em.

Codi Bryant has everything needed to be a big star in the business. She sexy, she’s intense, she’s got the tits and she moans like a siren. I love this scene, if Jenny hadn’t been aiming for the cheap seats with her performance this would have been the reviewer’s choice.

Heading Out: I have to start by being a bit of a dick. Brazzers gets a free pass from so many people on so many subjects that it’s time to bring em in a tiny bit. Brazzer’s works with a small group of guys and actually clearly has a small harem of girls they call first. They’ve already invested in having actual sets, they have great skits, they keep their guys in amazing shape. Maybe, just maybe, acting lessons wouldn’t hurt. Particularly the guys who are always there. I also have to say I’ve never seen so many rim jobs without a single girl taking it in the ass.
Bottom line is as usual Brazzers has managed to put together another hit here. Sure it could be better. It could be a little more hardcore, the skits could be funnier, it could have anal but the truth is that this is great porn. Great mix of girls all with great energy.