Big Tits At Work 9 (Brazzers) Review

Reviewed by Jake Blade  on  4/19/2010

When a big set of tits is squeezed up and together and stuck front and centre to your face, it is hard as a man not to take the George Costanza approach and look longer than you should. One of Brazzers specialties lies in the realms of D-cups and beyond so they have no trouble compiling a few scenes for DVD of a boob compliant nature. Big Tits at Work 9 will just about give you cleavage overdose and mammary poisoning, so if you are a tit man you had better strap yourself in.

Holly Sampson
The man they call Tiger seems to have more time on his hands than we all think, so you would expect that if he gave a few strokes to a porn starlet on the back nine she would pretty darn fine, and, well…white. Holly is not that far removed from his wife with her blonde hair and pale tones, she is just better looking with a porno body, and I would hate to be speculative but possible more dynamic when it comes to work on the wedding tackle. The acting skills are exceptional, and the well rehearsed lines roll off the tongue, nearly as easy as the straps on her one piece seem to roll off her shoulders and fall to the fall. And once those puppies are revealed its easy to see she is multi-talented. Kieran Lee, a Brazzers stud pony, has the romantic job off bending her over his work desk, and although the big man does a decent job he is in no risk of becoming a lesbian based on the way he eats pussy. Holly can work the cock, there is no doubt, but its her body and demure sexuality that really raises the blood pressure, and the POV blow job work will give you a perspective of what it feels like to nail a hole in one.

Bridgette B.
Bridgette B. is the type of girl that sneaks in to a young mans dreams around puberty, with her blonde hair, big tits and luscious lips all adding to the laundry requirements. She is a phenomenally breasted woman and there is something about her mouth and mannerisms that suggest she has been put together in someone’s imagination, and thankfully she is here to fuck. The boobs and laughing gear are soon wrapped around Levi Cash’s wedding tackle, and even though Cash’s body shaving and hair stripes are unsettling it’s a fun place to be. The majority of the fucking is done on the hood of a car so there isn’t a great deal of elaborate positions but Bridgette really seems to enjoy the purple headed warrior, and its very sexual to watch her little theatrics as she is getting boned.

Rachel Roxxx
Sex in an elevator is a storyline that is far from exciting, but when that sex involves anal with Rachel Roxxx it is a little more entertaining. The big limey Kieran Lee has a good cock for a white man, especially considering he is English, but he seems to have problems reaching the point of no return to finish things off which is astounding. Rachel is a cutie, and is more natural facially than a lot of other girls in the fuck trade. About the only thing that gives her away as being a fuck specialist and no the girl next door are her well enhanced puppies and her cock sucking ability. Anal efforts from her have been well anticipated, and it sort of seems understandable that she would be giving her butt up for punishment on Brazzers considering she does so much work on there. Overall it is great to watch her tight little rig squirm on a big dick, especially when it is shoved in her asshole, but this scene isn’t the most elaborate Rachel Roxxx experience.

Nikki Sexx
Nikki is the best looking grease monkey you will ever see, and although it looks like she doesn’t know one end of a wrench from the other she sure knows how to service the love hammer of Scott Nails. Nikki has some killer curves, juicy big tits, thick cheeks and a set of thighs that could keep your ears warm through a blizzard. Even though this scene starts off in the work shop, it quickly turns into a shower experience with Nikki cleaning herself off then Nails stepping in to throw the leg over. There is a lot of tit fucking, but it’s not all shot at a great angle where we can get a good look. Nikki’s nipples however are as hard as bricklayer’s thumbs for the scenes entirety.

Carmella Bing & Holly Halston
Carmella Bing is a big girl but she looks like tonnes of fun to me. Her boobs are just so big, round, full and succulent and she has a bit of tude to accompany them. Holly also has a mean rack squeezed on a tight little body, and together this duo could do a lot of damage by just undoing a top button. These girls have big racks that could only be described as beautiful, but mercifully they don’t rely on their obvious talents, they both have a penchant for sucking cock and riding the beef injection. The tit fucking and tandem blow job work with tongue flicking and hand action is magnificent. These girls are experienced and they have killer curves, and if you like a tiny bit of natural hail damage on the back of the thighs to go with your big porno tits, you are in luck. The storyline, well you won’t really give a fat rat’s clacker as there is so much to take in visually your cock will be on sensory overload. There could have been a lot more variety in terms of repertoire and routine, but this is still the best effort on the disc and even though the editor, whoever the clown is, makes the mistake of flashing back to man face just before the money shot, its all good. Keiran Lee might have the most entertaining fuck face in the world but I don’t want to see it just before Carmella and Holly have their faces and jugs sprayed with a jizz bomb.

Bonus Scene: Codi Bryant
Codi is stacked! Her tits are enormous, and her ass has so much meat too it, that the two cheeks seem to be fighting each other as to which side of the crack they want to be on. This scene is set at an office party but there as no time for photocopying asses as Codi decides she just wants to be fucked by the limey pom Kieran Lee. Wanting a root after a few drinks is understandable, but wanting to shag an Englishman is a bit on the strange side. It’s a decent enough scene though, with the work desk coping a hiding and Codi quite vocal. Her body will gobsmack if you have a preference for curvy girls and chocolate skin, and it is seriously like the ultimate amusement ride for a horny man.

In Closing
This is typical Brazzers fare. It is more mass produced than revolutionary porn, but there is some comfort in the fact you know what you are going to get, and that is a super hot broad, a touch over the half hour of standard positioning, shot in a decent quality, and big tits. You also get big doses of the likes of Kieran Lee so if you don’t take too kindly to this limey’s antics it may pay to get your big tit fix elsewhere. As a member of their website you may be overburdened with content, these discs however are a nice sample of their work, and it is never hard to crank a couple out as you make your way through the scenes.

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