Big Sexy Titties Review

Reviewed by Captain Jack  on  2/24/2012

Katie Kox graces the box cover and that’s an immediate selling point! Most of the girls featured here have enhanced breasts, so that may affect your enjoyment of the feature. Let’s see how the performances are, shall we?

Candy Alexa

Candy is a bigger girl wearing red lingerie. The director interviews her but between his and the Russian brunette’s broken English, it’s hard to follow. I did ascertain that she’s doing anal today, so that’s a good thing! Candy shows off her ass and James Brossman and Zenga Raggi start slapping their cocks on her booty. She takes out her big tits and starts stroking the cocks before assuming the position. She gives a dual blowjob and slides both members down her throat (individually, or course). She gets anally pounded right away in spoon and is moaning too much to worry about the second cock. Candy gets anally drilled in doggie, cowgirl, reverse and mish. She gets 2 loads bounced off her face and tits and does some clean-up.

Brooke Haven

Brooke pulls up to a house and gets out of her car wearing this tiny red dress. It just clings to her tits and is very short. She looks great! Her realtor, Tommy Gunn, is there to show her around the house. They’re out by the pool when Brooke starts flirting with him. She pulls out her guns and has Tommy feel them. She drops to her knees and undoes his belt. She calls her husband and tells him not to meet her while she’s stroking his cock. She gives him a mediocre blowjob (for a porn veteran, one would thing she’s take him a little further down her throat than just the head). She rides him in reverse, mish, spoon, cowgirl, side saddle and doggie. Tommy nuts all over her pussy.

Jessica Jaymes

Jessica comes over to Justice Young’s house to borrow a plate to make a cake. Jessica’s wearing a form fitting grey dress and looks around the kitchen. After she can’t find it, she starts coming on to Justice. He starts fingering her pussy and the pierced, bald opening looks great. Jessica gets out of her dressed and her enhanced tits are standing at attention. She gets eaten out from behind and then drops to her knees. She gags herself on his cock and spits all over it. Justice fucks her in a standing doggie and mish. Jessica gets a thick load of boy batter spread all over her face.

Alanah Rae

Alanah hires a personal trainer, Charles Dera, to help get her into shape. He suggests yoga and Alanah is all for it. She’s wearing a tight white t-shirt that is yelling ‘help’ as it’s getting stretched out from her tits. She gets on her knees and leans back and all anyone can see is her tits standing at attention. He has her do a few more stretching exercises, all of which accentuate her tits, before Alanah starts grinding into his cock. She pulls it out and licks it all over before gagging herself on it. Alanah sucks on his balls and gets titty fucked. Charles bangs her in doggie, spoon, cowgirl and doggie. Alanah ride shim hard and gives an exceptional performance. Charles nuts all over her tongue and Alanah cleans him up and swallow the load.

Katie Kox

Katie is in the kitchen wearing a very lowcut top and short skirt. She spies Rocco Reed outside and joins him by the pool. It’s her stepson and she’s horny with his father being gone. They start making out and Rocco gets her tits out. Katie inhaels his cock and takes him down her throat. Rocco does a lot of titty worship and who can blame the guy? Katie rides him in cowgirl, doggie and reverse. She gets a load of man mayonnaise al over her humongous tits and looks at her stepson with a wanton look in her eye.

SPECIAL FEATURES

A photo gallery and a few trailers. I also watched his DVD on a computer. After the feature, the feature automatically started again. I couldn’t get back to the main menu. I had to watch the Free Speech Coalition PSA for about the 300th time.

SUMMARY

The definition of mediocrity. The first 2 scenes were terrible (and I’ll admit I’m biased because Brooke Haven and Tommy Gunn may be among my least favorite female and male performers, respectively). Jessica and Alanah put in dynamite scenes but Katie was a disappointment. Add to that the lack of extras and this is a disk to be avoided.