Big Omar's Rear End Camping Review

Running Time: 78 min.

Production Date: 06 / 2001

Director: Omar Williams

Cast: Morgan, Jackie, Danielle, Laura, Jade, “Burt” and of course, “Big Omar” Williams

Initial Expectations: The Big Omar series has quickly become one of my favorites. Although the DVDs as a whole lack, the movies have been fun enough that I still look forward to them.

Initial Reaction: It’s far from Omar’s best.

Who Should Watch It : Anybody looking for some fun porn with fresh faces

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody a feature that’s completely packed with anal, wanting extremely nasty sex, the same old porn faces, or people taking themselves way too seriously

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty normal for gonzo porn. The audio is often a little off balance, and there’s a fair amount of camera shakes, soft focus blurs, and shadows. That said, most of the audio is pretty clear, although there is a bit of the dialogue that gets lost. There’s also a bit of grain during some parts of the feature.

Music: None

Menus: The menus are pretty standard here. The main menu is unanimated and the chapter menu lets you choose a scene based on a small clip and the name of the ladies in the scene.

The Feature: Omar and Burt are back, and this time they’re going camping. Omar hasn’t been camping since he was a kid, and tries to convince Burt it’s not so bad by telling him that it’s like making love to a beautiful woman. You unzip the door, put up your pole, and slip into the old bag. They track down Iva Tightwad, who owns the campsites, and after getting nickled and dimed, settle on a tent. The next morning, they discover there’s plenty of horny women around.

Omar and Burt first meet Morgan, an extremely cute blonde who’s hanging out some of her underwear to dry. She also shows Omar the underwear she has on, which of course leads to plenty of playing with fingers and tongues across Morgan’s great body. She sucks Omar as best she can before letting him nail her standing up. Morgan also lays down for a little missionary and spooning. Burt takes all the watching he can, and whips his cock out for Morgan to suck as she rides Omar. They continue through pretty much every position they can (except pile driver) without Burt’s help, before Omar finally sprays his extra creamy load all over Morgan’s pussy and Burt pops his on her tits. Omar fucks her a bit after popping, and deposits another load of dick droppings on Morgan’s tits to finish things up. It’s a pretty hot scene, but Morgan’s inexperience shows a little. She’s extremely quiet, and often seems unsure of herself while also looking to enjoy herself. It’s a pretty average Omar scene.

After going for a nap, Omar meets Jackie who’s set up for a picnic. After a little small-talk, Omar gets Jackie to show him her tits, and soon after has her mouth wrapped around his meat. They work through most of the common positions, starting with missionary, and end things with Jackie taking a very nice facial. It’s a much shorter scene than the first one, but ends up being much better. Jackie starts things off nicely playful, and is vocal and energetic enough throughout the scene that there’s never any doubt whether she’s enjoying being on the end of Omar’s big willie.

Omar runs into Danielle, Iva Tightwad’s wife, on the way back from swimming in the stream before the penultimate scene. Omar complains about her husband’s treatment, and then offers him a refund with the money she keeps in her mouth. She kisses her way down to Omar’s cock, and then makes it worth his money’s worth. Omar plays with her pussy a little in return to warm Danielle up, and then bones her from behind standing up. She also lets him finger her ass and spank her while fucking her doggie style, and spoon her. They break things up with a little more cocksucking before fucking against some rocks, and Omar even gives Danielle some serious anal attention. Finally, Burt joins in to DP Danielle before they give Danielle an impressive double facial. It’s an okay at best scene. I didn’t find Danielle at all attractive, and she often looks uncomfortable as Omar fucks her. It’s not a good combination.

Finally, Omar stumbles upon Laura, a blonde goddess, and Jade, a very average looking golden haired girl, sunbathing. They move on to playfully kiss and work each other over before breaking out their toys. Laura has Jade work her over with a double dildo first before bending over to take a pink vibe from Laura. Finally, the girls share a double dildo before things cut to them kissing. It’s a bit of an odd scene. First, there’s the cut at the end. The girls look like they have plenty left between them and the dildo, but it cuts to them kissing and makes a good portion of the scene feel like it’s chopped out. The bigger problem is that Laura really seems to know what she’s doing, but Jade seems very unsure and often looks like she’s faking it in hopes of keeping up with Laura. If Jade could have come close to the enthusiasm and enjoyment that Laura was showing, this scene alone would have made the cover price on this movie worthwhile!

Big Omar’s Rear End Camping is a bit of a disappointment. Yes, there’s still the fun setups that Omar brings in, as well as fresh faces that obviously enjoy fucking. Unfortunately, it has also fallen into the pitfall of a title that suggests a lot of anal sex while only offering it in one of the four scenes. The scenes also seem a bit lopsided, with Danielle being very unattractive to my eyes, Morgan seeming a bit too unsure of herself, and the final scene between Laura and Jade being awkward because one girl looks like she knows what she’s doing while the other tries to play catch-up. This leaves Jackie a solid win for the best scene in the movie, which is something she did deserve. She looks like she’s enjoying herself through the entire scene, and puts in some nice energy as well. Big Omar’s Rear End Camping isn’t going to ignite too many campfires in people’s pants.

Extras: Covers are included for three other Big Omar titles, contact information, and a two minute photo gallery with about seven seconds per nice looking full screen photo.

Themes: Straight, interracial, spanking, anal, group, DP, lesbian, and toys

Condoms Usage: None

Raincoat Factor: Very high

Overall: Currently, most of the Big Omar DVDs can be found online for between $13 and $25 with plenty of stores offering them for around $20. Even if you’re an Omar fan, you might want to rent this one first, or at least pick it up at the low end. Much of the sex is flawed here, and as usual, there’s nothing for extras. The technical aspects, however, are very good.

Note to VCA: Please watch your movie titles better! The words “rear end” in a title normally suggests a heavy anal sex emphasis, and you’re going to make a lot of people angry if you continue to not deliver it.

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