Big Omar's Housewives Gang Bang Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  11/20/2004

The Little Details

Running Time: 86 min.

Production Date: 4 / 2 / 2002

Director: Big Omar Williams

Cast: Sharana Skyler, Jodie, Shannon, Michelle, Becky, Jay Scarman, Dirty Dog, Mario Rossi, Roger, Victor, Jay, Martin, and of course, Big Omar Williams

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: Omar Williams has normally put out fun and enjoyable movies. I’m looking forward to this one.

Initial Reaction: It just might be the worst Big Omar movie I’ve seen.

Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting amateurs having group sex

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting gangbangs

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty amateurish. The audio is normally pretty clear, but there’s a fair amount of background noises and the balance isn’t always the best. The video varies quite a bit. Some of it is nicely lit and free of grain. Other portions are so dark you can barely see anything and has a fair amount of grain.

Music: None

Menus: The menus are okay. The main menu doesn’t do anything to try to make a good first impression, but the chapter menu lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and the name of the lovely lady in it.

The Feature

Big Omar’s Housewives Gangbang departs from the traditional Big Omar framework of Omar running around and getting laid while his mate Burt follows him with the camera. He keeps a little plot for each scene, but instead works it around a series of phone calls. Older housewives call each other telling them stories of their recent sexual adventures.

Scene 1 - Sharana Skyer and two guys

When Sharana orders a bit of hardwood furniture, she gets interested in the hardwood of the deliverymen. She invites them in for a cup of tea, and they quickly move on with a little groping. Sharana talks clinical to them before sucking and stroking them, and doesn’t waste too much time before turning around so one of the guys can fuck her from behind. They work her through a little reverse cowgirl and missionary, and then take her back to reverse cowgirl for a double pussy penetration. After going back to her pussy and mouth, the guys finally finish things up stroking themselves onto her tits.

This scene never even makes it to average. To start with, I have a very hard time thinking of three people (including the woman) as a gangbang. The chemistry gets up to an average level at times, but the trash talking Sharana tries to do is so clinical that it threw me out of the scene, as well as out of my chair due to laughter. She does seem to get into it fairly well, but the camera work was fairly lackluster as well. I have to give Sharana credit for trying something like this as she really does look like she could be the middle aged mom next door, but this scene didn’t really work for me.

Scene 2 - Jodie, Big Omar Williams, and another black guy

When her washing machine breaks down, Jodie decides that she can work something out to pay for it that doesn’t require money. They all start groping and playing with each other before Jodie drops down to start sucking the other guy’s cock. She works a little oral loving towards Omar, who eagerly nails her from behind before fucking her on the washing machine until she squirts. The other guy takes a turn as well before they move to the floor for a little missionary work and a little more squirting. Omar comes back to let her squirt again, and then reciprocates with a squirt of his own onto her pussy before his buddy squirts on her stomach.

This is a better scene even though it’s far and away from being a gangbang. Once again Jodie isn’t exactly a looker, but she gets into the scene extremely well. The camera work lacks a little once again, but this time the editing is even worse as it seems to like showing clips of the other guy stroking himself now and then. It’s really annoying when it’s cut with clips of him fucking Jodie. The pops are also extremely convoluted to the point that I had to go back about four times to try to figure out who popped first. This is a pretty average scene thanks to Jodie’s enthusiasm and squirting abilities, but the editing almost doesn’t let it get that far. Sadly, it’s probably the best scene in the movie.

Scene 3 - Shannon, Big Omar Williams, and three other guys

After a little wine and chatting, Shannon and the guys start a little of “I’ll show you mine, now you show me yours”. She strips down and diddles herself until she squirts, and then lets Omar try his hand at it while she strokes the guys. Shannon sucks his cock and then lays back in a pool chair for the guys to fuck her. They work their way all around fucking her, and finally finish things up popping all over her one by one.

This is a slightly below average scene. Shannon gets into the action very well, and does a great job of squirting regularly. The camera work, or more precisely the editing, once again holds back the entire scene. None of it really grabbed me, and I found myself slightly bored and easily distracted despite Shannon doing a nice job. This scene is okay at best, but had the potential to be much better.

Scene 4 - Michelle, Big Omar Williams, and three guys

Brunette Michelle gets a visit from a few guys in the penultimate scene. She lets the guys know that she’s having a party, and more to the point, that she’s the party. She gives them a little cocksucking before letting one of them fuck her bald beaver from behind. She moves over for a reverse cowgirl ride next before laying back for a little missionary work. Omar shows up and is greeted with a blowjob before Michelle hops up for a little more reverse cowgirl. She also gets in a little doggie before letting one of the guys pop on her face. The others follow suit with pops on her face and pussy.

This is another okay at best scene. Michelle does an okay job, but her looks didn’t do much for me. Yes, I know there’s some other girls here who are older, heavier, etc., but they at least seemed like they did something to try to look their best. Michelle, on the other hand, just looked like she showed up without even putting any makeup on. She gets into the sex okay, but I just couldn’t get into this one.

Scene 5 - Becky, Big Omar Williams, and two other guys

Becky, a fairly large blonde with a pierced hood and nipple, takes on the guys in the final scene. She starts off sucking Omar before letting him fuck her pussy missionary style while she sucks another guy. They keep it going mixing in a bit of doggie, both cowgirls, and some spooning. Finally, the guys pop on Becky’s bald beaver.

This is another scene that showed some very nice potential and never really used it. Becky is a larger girl, but you can tell that she has a great love of sex. Sadly, the editing nearly gutted it. The scene feels like it was laid out as stills and shot at with a load of buckshot. Any of the stills which were hit by the shot were put in the scene. This should be a well above average scene, and instead it almost makes it to an average level.

Big Omar’s Housewives Gangbang is a big disappointment. To start with, I don’t consider any of the scenes gangbangs as the most populous scene only contain four guys and one girl. Heck, one scene only has two guys taking on a girl! In my mind, I think a gangbang should have at least six guys, and you don’t get close to that here. The editing and camera work also held back the movie. The camera work was fairly hit or miss through the movie, but did have a few nice shots. The editing, however, made the scenes feel like there was at least as much cut out as was shown. I know that can happen with adult scenes, but you shouldn’t feel like it happened. It completely ruined the pace of some of the scenes, and in some cases didn’t even seem like it was put back in the right order. It’s too bad, since there is some nice potential here. I know that these aren’t the best looking girls, but that’s some of the charm of amateur style movies. These are people that look and feel like they might have come right off any street in your town (except for the British accents, of course). They aren’t always the best looking, but they normally look like they really enjoy sex and that can make all the difference some times. Here, that’s not nearly enough and it instead feels like a tease of what might have been. Big Omar’s Housewives Gangbang rarely comes close to delivering.

The Extra Stuff

The photo gallery lasts about a minute and a half and gives you about seven seconds per decent full screen photo. There’s also boxcovers and contact information.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, interracial, gangbang, mature women, DPP, and squirting

Raincoat Factor: Medium high

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of VCA’s DVDs can be found online for between $8 and $25 with stores offering them everywhere in between. Aim low or rent this one first. There’s some decent enthusiasm from the ladies, but the editing and camera work seem a bit more amateurish than normal for Omar. There’s also some lackluster technical aspects and virtually no effort put into the extras.

Note to VCA: You have plenty of room for extras here, please use it! Also, a cast listing by scene would make for a great addition to the DVD.

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