Big Natural Tits (Evil Angel) Review

Reviewed by Gabriel Nine  on  8/28/2001

Big Natural Tits
(Evil Angel / Clark Euro Angel)
Directed by Christoph Clark
Starring: Monic, Anita Paris, Reapley, Donna, Rita Black, Sandra, Suzie Sweet, Monika Moore, Daniella, with David Perry, Alberto Rey, Pascal St. James, Sebastian Barrio, Chris Taylor, Christoph Clark

Christoph picks up the baton after the end of the Euro Angels series with a big tit themed video that actually features quite a few modest tits.

Pascal, I presume, and Donna, the robustly- figured, truly big, natural breasted girl (seen variously named in Animal Trainer 2, True Anal Stories 10 and Please 5) are preparing for guests arriving at their house, but he can't keep his hands off her massive tits. He tears himself away from the monster boobs to welcome Sebastian and Reapley. She's a slim, overly tanned girl with great legs and a pert ass, who wears a braided wig to hide her shaved head (you can see it in Euro Hardball 11).

Donna's big tits intrigue Reapley - she says she only has small ones - and of course she's allowed to touch them, thus kicking off the action. Sebastian and Donna go at it indoors, while Pascal takes Reapley out to the poolside. Her ass looks great in tight, white briefs.

Sebastian gets a tit fuck from Donna before banging her doggy style to make her boobs swing madly. Outdoors, Pascal fucks Reapley in a standing doggy, but when they move across the patio the bright sunshine totally overexposes the picture - the failure to deal with lighting problems is really quite incompetent for a director of Clark's experience. Anyway, it's better when we next see this couple on the grass with Reapley using her lithe limbs to push her self up and down on his cock in a reverse cowgirl anal.

Meanwhile, Sebastian is banging Donna's ass hard. Pascal and Reapley come indoors, and there's a great shot with Reapley's face in the foreground and Donna with her tits bouncing all over the place, riding Sebastian in the background. Sebastian doesn't seem too thrilled about being with Donna and it's hardly charming when he takes the first opportunity to go with Reapley and let Pascal do Donna. More hard anal for Donna ensues, with a little gaping, and Reapley does some ass-to-mouth. Pascal shoots mainly on Donna's ass, missing Reapley's face, and Sebastian does it on Donna's face. Everyone sits back on the couch, and it's funny how Reapley and Pascal continue to kiss but Sebastian just gives Donna a chaste little peck on the cheek.

Chris, again I presume, and Sebastian are in a garden, deciding whom they prefer between Rita Black (also in Hardball 11) and Sandra (True Anal Stories 13). Chris gets Sandra and Sebastian gets Rita after some whispering behind hands in the usual girly way! The girls strip off and tease the boys. Rita is shorter than Sandra, with raven hair and a tanned, curvy yet tight figure with nice tits, if not massive ones. Sandra, who is pale and reasonably pretty, has long legs and medium sized tits.

Each couple goes to do their own thing and they begin cock sucking, pussy eating and fucking. Christoph turns up and decides he has to join in. He gets Rita to suck his dick while she is fucked, then he takes over fucking Sandra. With fingers and cock, he soon has her ass gaping with alarming ease. He then fucks Rita and her body looks pretty appealing as she is fucked, I must say. There's more gaping and a DP for Sandra, and then Christoph comes on her ass and Rita's face, and splits.

On his way out, he meets a loitering group of youths and sends them round to the garden. The girls initially hide, but then Rita wanks a couple of the youths and Sandra allows them all to come over her tits, though she doesn't lend a hand. This is amusing actually; there are some very young and very nervous faces here! To finish, the two studs come on her tits as well.

This scene is also marred in places by over-lighting and then by the end the sun has gone down and they seem to be using digital enhancement to compensate for the darkness. It's not too impressive in that regard.

Monica Moore and Daniella are taking part in a photo shoot, and when the photographer has to go for more film, the naked girls relax on the couch together. The look on Daniella's face when Monica slides over and starts coming on to her is superb. Like she's never done this sort of thing before!

Thus begins a very mild girl-girl scene (I hesitate to use the word lesbian) with soft touching, toe sucking, gentle pussy licking, tribadism and very exaggerated moaning and facial expressions at the slightest contact. I can hardly remember a single decent girl-girl scene in a Christoph Clark movie (maybe Daniella Rush and Mercedes at the end of Hardball 2). It's satisfactorily shot, they are very, very good to look at and it's totally unconvincing. They really are just fooling around - they don't even kiss like they mean it.

Afterwards, the photographer returns and finds them giggling together in the shower. "Looks like I missed something," he reflects. Not really, in terms of sex: eye candy and little more. These are two really sexy and attractive girls and it should have been better. Daniella is a superbly buxom girl, not tall, but impossibly curvaceous and very pretty. She's in a number of recent Clark productions, including Beautiful Girls, Hardball 12 and Hey Babe, Nice Tits, and has also done work for Private and Anabolic as Rita Faltoyano. Monica Moore, a slightly taller and marginally less busty girl with a big sexy ass and a pretty face, not flattered by her make-up here, is another "veteran" of Clark's recent output (Beautiful Girls, Hardball 12) and also many others. Both have been heavily photographed and featured in men's magazines. Daniella in particular has been in virtually every magazine I have seen recently, usually photographed by Viv Thomas; with her looks having appeal across the board from the busty to the young looks categories.

Big, busty Donna is back for the next scene, where she arrives at a garage with her slim, blonde friend Suzie Sweet (NOT the girl billed as Suzie Sweet in other Clark productions - will they ever sort these credits out?). Pascal is the mechanic who hasn't finished work on Donna's car, so the girls go outside and occupy the twenty minutes he claims it will take. Suzie starts touching Donna's tits and it's immediately clear that these two are more into the girl thing, even if their looks are not so appealing. That said, Donna is a good deal more attractive that she is given credit for (Rocco calls her "truck woman" in Animal Trainer 2). While the girls touch and kiss, Pascal spies on them.

When Donna asks again if the car is ready, Pascal seems to need another ten minutes. The girls repair to a machine room for some serious girl-girl contact, with passionate kissing, touching, masturbation, pussy and ass licking on the menu, Donna taking the lead. Again Pascal abandons work on the car in order to spy on the girls.

Donna catches him wanking in the car, and being a forceful kind of girl, she virtually drags him out. Pascal sits down and beckons the girls over. He is treated to plenty of oral before bending the girls over and going back and forth, fucking one pussy and then the other. He then fucks Suzie in the car, her lean body looking good, and Donna is crammed in there beside them. There's a little too much sex with Suzie, actually - surely a big tit movie should focus on the girl with, uh, big tits...

This they do when they move on to the floor and Donna energetically impales her ass on Pascal's cock in a vigorous reverse cowgirl anal that really gets her hefty tits moving. Donna is pretty much into this stuff, I think! Suzie tries out some reverse cowgirl anal with Donna on hand to supply a little ass-to-mouth, and there's a little bit of gaping. This is more in keeping with what we expect from M Clark. Pascal then goes from ass to ass, with the girls positioned doggy style. After a good measure of this, Pascal is jerked and sucked off by the girls on to Donna's big boobs, though how he could mainly miss a target that size...

The girls then kiss again and finally drive off in their car, leaving Pascal a fragrant pair of knickers as reward for all his efforts.

The final scene is arguably the best, though not necessarily in terms of the girls' looks. Anita and Monic are not outstandingly pretty, though brunette Monic is attractive enough; Anita is a trashy looking blonde. What they have been hired for is their tits: Anita has heavy hanging tits, but Monic has an exceptional pair of large, full and firm breasts that sit up on her buxom body. This scene also has a fair bit of smoking done by the girls, so it could be of interest to smoking fetishists as well as tit men.

The action starts with Christoph behind the camera, approaching an attractive house (used in recent Rocco movies too) in peeping tom mode. He spies through an open window on Monic in the toilet (no, it's not that kind of movie) and then the action moves indoors where Monic, sharing some of the wardrobe from Rocco's movies too, in a see-through blouse joins Anita, in a net dress, for a drink and a cigarette.

The girls then join David Perry and Alberto Rey for some fun: cock sucking, pussy licking and then a really substantial slice of sex, with both girls responding noisily in an unintentional competition, as they are fucked in numerous positions. The thing about this is that unlike a lot of the preceding footage, this scene is shot in a way that squarely puts the emphasis on the bouncing boobs on show. Outstanding! Some of the shots are truly spectacular.

After a brief interlude and a chance to swap partners, David takes Monic to a staircase where she slowly and agonizingly slides his dick up her ass for a spicy reverse cowgirl anal that again shows off her marvellous boobs. Meanwhile, Alberto buggers Anita over a table. It's obvious Anita is a good deal more comfortable with some hefty anal pounding. Alberto then takes her lying down, and Perry moves in as though to complete the DP, but instead the guys take turns at her ass and this leads to some hard anal, serious gaping of pussy and ass and the inevitable DP. Indeed, there's some real jackhammer delivery of anal going on from Mr Rey on Anita's commodious ass.

There's a little more sex for Monic and also some more smoking going on before a novel come shot - which means it's probably been done before, but what the hell. The guys stand by the table with the girls behind them jerking them off, till they shoot across the table. The girls then lick up the come and do nasty things with it, tangling tongues and kissing to finish. A little Christmas message from the guys to the fans wraps it up.

Overall, I have to say that I was mildly disappointed with this one, given Clark's record for supplying attractive girls and strong action. Neither was quite up to scratch here. The final scene makes up for a lot, and indeed there are several girls who are easy on the eye. I am no particular fan of big tits, but I feel he didn't stick closely enough to the theme and only in the last scene does he really get to grips with it... Nonetheless, it's worth watching, it's fun and there's no malice if you are among those worried about trends in porn. I just hope he does a little better in the next one.

DVD Comments
The usual options from Evil Angel are on offer - play movie, chapters and Fetish Menu. The extras include additional footage, a still image photo gallery, the same Christoph Clark biography that is on all these discs, and filmographies with pictures of the girls - this serves to highlight the inconsistency on credits and naming that we are used to! The credits are different from the box cover to the opening titles.

Also, in addition to the comments about picture quality in the original footage, especially problems with way too bright light, that I already touched on, the DVD picture quality is rather pixellated at times and I don't think this is as good as some other Evil Angel products in that regard.

The additional footage consists of extra clips from each scene, some of which is good, some is a bit rough in terms of quality, and some is remarkably similar to what is in the main feature.