Big Gulps (Bad Seed / Adam & Eve) Review

Studio: Bad Seed
Directors: Nick Orleans & James Avalon
Year: 2005

Feature Time: 1:28:00

Extras: Bonus Scene (0:14:27)

Starring:
Holly Wellin (Cover Girl)
Staci Thorn
Alicia Rhodes
Katja Kassin
Shy Love
Gia Paloma
Tory Lane
Paris Waters
Genesis Skye
Sunny Lane
Katarina
Sunshine
Lauren Phoenix

Themes: Oral

The new company Bad Seed has quickly made a tenuous name for itself as the 'first' porn company with a mascot. Their mascot is an anthropomorphized sperm with a spiked collar. The smirking sperm graces the logo, dvd cover, and disc itself. The cover's also an eye-popping one, with some very reflective foil packaging front and back.

Certainly one's eyes cannot glaze over a Bad Seed release while in a Porn Trance at the local adult video shack. The cover is almost like a hologram and really draws your attention to the company's releases. Let's see if the oral action contained within is as memorable as the disc packaging. The back cover promises some "slurping wet deep throating" so we'll also see if it delivers on that count.

First up is Shy Love in a pretty straight blowjob scene that doesn't have the best lighting in the world. She does do a little bit of deep-throating though. The cumshot is lame.

Next is the angelic Sunny Lane, who looks fuckin' awesome teasing the camera and doing a POV blowjob. The picture is noticeably grainy and the lighting is shadowy and dark at times. She does a brief b.j. and strokes the dude off onto her tongue.

Gia Paloma looks about as cute as I've ever seen her. I wish these scenes were longer, though; they're just a few minutes long each and we get a parade of different girls instead of solid sex scenes. If you're really into blowjobs, this might be good, but these scenes flew by way too fast for my taste. Gia gives a nice and rough gagging b.j. and swallows.

The cast is very good though, and Alicia Rhodes looks stunning on a luxurious set in front of a piano. She does a sloppy oral session with a big-dicked black guy.

Cover Girl Holly Wellin is blonde and quite attractive outside on a deck. She shows us her luscious ass and does a fairly deep, kneeling gagging blowjob.

Paris Waters is caught outside in the rain. In exchange for letting her inside, she sucks a guy off in a badly filmed POV blowjob. There's nothing special here, unless you count repeated views of Paris' stomach to be especially erotic.

Tory Lane is painfully hot, and looks pretty good despite some shaky camera work. The guy splatters her with a large amount of spunk and this proves to be the highlight b.j. of the film.

Katarina I've never seen before and her short blowjob flies by without incident. More amateurish camera work.

Genesis Skye is a personal favorite. She teases the camera a little bit and does a standard b.j. and swallow.

Sunshine hangs out by a bathtub and fingers herself while giving a blowjob, which like most of the others is filmed way too close-up.

Staci Thorn is credited as "Stacy Thron" and gives a very unmemorable blowjob on a spare set covered with a purple sheet.

Blonde-haired Katja Kassin and her incredible ass finish the movie and they aren't enough to save it from the pile of forgotten porno. The cast is great but is not put to good use and you can find any of these fine ladies doing much better and lengthier scenes for other hardcore companies.

There's a bonus scene entitled "Double Shocker" where Lauren Phoenix, looking quite becoming, gets DP'ed and facialed by two guys. It's nothing special but fans of Lauren should take note. It was certainly a better scene than any of the other all-oral ones in the main feature.

If you are strictly an oral fetishist, "Big Gulps" may appeal to you but I thought the scenes felt rushed and very underdeveloped. Continuity and decent sex scenes were sacrificed to bring you twelve different girls in under an hour and a half. Maybe less scenes with more variety would have helped. Also the video quality of the title was not up to snuff nor was the camera work in many of the scenes.

Bad Seed seems to have put a lot of effort into their sperm logo but they should have put it into the lighting and videography of this movie. Most if not all of the scenes were badly filmed; there were way too many close-ups of the oral sex, coupled with other wild, disorienting camera angles. That being said this is a very nice lineup of ladies who each do some short oral sessions that fly by with little introduction. Blowjob fans might like this DVD but most others will be left wanting for a little more variety.

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