Big Dicks Little Asians 3 Review
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Studio: Hundies
Category: Asian
Starring: Mia Smiles, Nyomi Marcela, Lucy Lee [II] (Asian), Jayna Oso, Nadi Phuket
Released on: 8/6/2007
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Reviewed by picman on 2/12/2008
Big Dicks Little Asians 3 |
| Prologue I don't know anything at all about the company Hundies. Just guessing that's it's repurposed internet content. What I do know is that I like Asian women, and most especially covergirl Lucy Lee. The rest of the cast is stellar, with Nyomi Marcela, Nadi Phuket, Jayna Oso and Mia Smiles, so this might be a good one to start with. Of course it doesn't raise my confidence level any when I see that they spell Lucy's name L-u-c-e-y on the back cover. Poor attention to detail could be their undoing. |
 We start the ball rolling with Lucy Lee, looking extra trim and discussing her workout regimen with the director (Don Fernando maybe?). I'm sure protein shakes are in her diet, hopefully at the end of this scene. They inventory her piercings (nose, lower lip, hole in tongue), and Lucy brags about her oral skills. No lie there. She does a quick strip, showing off her enhanced rack, landing strip and gaping pussy. The tip of her ring finger pierces the sphincter. Lucy's tootsie roll nipples raise the room's heat, and she fingers her bum again. A little lube for her pussy and a vibe to work it over with. She alternates between intense clit play and deep plunges with the Dude, slim, plastic dick. She cums, sucks the vibe, and gets into doggy for more toy fucking. Lucy loses her shoes at the director's request, but he doesn't really show her feet, then there's an obvious edit and even a color change, although Lucy's still in the same position as before. More hard stroking and a mouthful of plastic, but Lucy wants the real thing. Enter Joe Blow, tenting his boxers, and even sporting a wet spot. He must have been watching Lucy avidly. He pops his big cock out as they get introduced and Lucy swallows it all down to the short hairs. It's a very big cock and Lucy does it again to prove it's no fluke. Joe sucks her tits and fondles twat, then another strange edit with color change preceding a mish insertion. They manage to roll into doggy without disengaging, then back again. Cut to doggy again for deep pronging, then another cut and color change as Lucy goes anal in RC. She strums her clit to an alleged orgasm, then another edit to spoon anal. Joe's about to blow and Lucy hits the floor for protein. Another clumsy edit and he's soon spurting into her open mouth. PCH and cumplay with a website plug with jizz streaking her front.Lucy really does it for me, and she shows a lot of the rough edges of her personality throughout this scene. It was definitely technically challenged, with bad editing and color temperatures that changed from cool to warm and back with almost every cut. A potentially great scene held back by lack of continuity and amateur technical skills. |
 If there's anybody here that I like more than Lucy Lee, it's Jayna Oso, a woman constitutionally incapable of throwing a bad fuck. She shows off her pretty panties under a ratty denim skirt. Jayna says she thinks she likes big dicks, and they're trying to sell us on the fantasy that she's never really had one before. Please! This is Jayna Oso we're talking about. They've got a black guy for Jayna ... with a big dick. What a shock. Cut to Jayna naked and plying her wet fuckhole. Queefing and sloshing sounds, then the vibrator comes out to play. Same one Lucy was using. I hope they didn't wash it so Jayna can get some real flayva when she decides to suck it. Some doggy action with the toy buzzing deeply in her cunt, and visions of big flesh pipes dancing in Jayna's brain. Cut to Jayna's pussy getting licked from behind by Broc Adams, then she heeds nature's call and sucks dick. Nice and wet as the cock gets rock hard and fucks Jayna's face. She sits on the cock in CG and vents her most primal urges with her spastic bumps and grinds. Jayna screams out an orgasm and immediately switches to RC, the fucking frantic and deep. Cut to doggy anal insertion, Jayna's lovely nipples shooting fire. Her elastic asshole has welcomed many a traveler, and still looks like one of the friendliest places in the world as Jayna indulges Broc's passions while stoking her own. Another alleged orgasm, and a cut to mish anal insertion. Even with her legs peeled back in a camera ready pose, Jayna can't help but rock toward the cock with her ass in motion. Another edit and Broc is in her cradle, pounding away for all he's worth. I don't know what hole he's in, but Jayna likes it, and she's working his nipple to get him more turned on. Quick pullout and Jayna hits the floor for a creamy open mouth facial. Jayna does plugs for two websites. I think the first was a mistake, as she added "black dicks" to the url.Even with all the breaks in action, or edits that make it feel that way, Jayna Oso is unstoppable. She was born to have her deepest innards tickled with dick, and projects that love and need all throughout. |
 Mia Smiles. Now there's a woman I haven't seen for a minute. I'd thought she was gone from the industry, but checking out her filmography at IAFD, it seems she's been hanging around all aDude. She looks sexy as hell in a diaphonous bra, and she's getting ready to take on a big, black cock. And seeming quite happy at the prospect. Even happier because it's Mr. Marcus, which she relates to us after getting hung up on the semantic difference between cock and dick. It's all good as Dude as it's hard, as far as Mia's concerned. Korean, but raised in California, Mia's fairly tall for an Asian, and she has very Dude hair. All hers, btw. She unleashes her bolt ons while striking feline poses, mewing as she strips and raises the heat of the room. Even the shoes come off as Mia writhes around on the couch. Her pussy's totally bald, with prominent, and very inviting, piss flaps. Mia works the hole for the camera, naturally lubing up freely, wetting the lips and making lewd sounds. As is often the case, Marcus is late, and Mia's overheating waiting for him. When he finally shows, Mia's all over him, swallowing that fat cock and shocking Fernando with her deep throat. After putting on a sweet oral show, Mia points her ass at Marcus and tells him to take her pussy. It's a tight fit and Mia knows how to squeeze the cock with her cunt muscles, then backing up on him. Marcus plunges deep, to Mia's delight, and she repays with more incredible ass action. They're both into this, and each other, the verbiage contentious but playful. Cut to a CG insertion, Mia teasing Marcus at first, before dropping down and working the full length with energy. Marcus has designs on her ass, rubbing crop circles on her sphincter. Pussy juice is running down his balls, tight twat gripping and leaving its essence all over him. Mia hops off and raises her legs for a mish insertion, content to let Marcus do some work for a change. He stops to take a taste of the wet hole, then back in for deep strokes that lead to a thick pop onto Mia's open mouth.Excellent fucking with two very turned on people. We're still being victimized by shitty editing, but nothing could rob the heat of this scene. |
 Incredibly beautiful Nyomi Marcela admits to having fostered a love of big cock these past few years in porn. Looking to Fernando to help her out, and he feels capable of supplying her with what she needs. Nyomi does a quick strip, aided by clumsy editing, and shows off a body that's every bit as sexy as her face. Gorgeous nipples cap her pretty brown swells. A sleek body with shapely legs. Neatly trimmed bush adorns her holy of holies. She shows Don an approximate size that she thinks constitutes big dick, and he says she's short about half an inch for her partner Mentally Ill Dude. Doubtful about that, because her hands were spaced apart in Mandingo territory. Nyomi starts playing with herself and makes a comment about Sabrine Maui, whose nipples she feels are a match for hers. A pairing of that duo boggles the mind, and you can almost hear Fernando's brain working on making it happen in the future. Nyomi's got a pocket rocket hidden behind some cushions, and she warms her pussy up with it. It works really well when she goes to maximum power and drowns out the drone with her moans. Fernando keeps breaking the spell with his conversation, then informs her that Dude's been watching through a peephole all aDude. I think Nyomi finds that kind of creepy, even for porn. Dude appears, and Nyomi reaches into his shorts to find a big fatty that exceeds her expectations. Not quite hard, it resembles a third leg, and Nyomi now has doubts about being able to accomodate it. She'll be fine, I'm sure. She asks permission to suck it and takes a Dude lick before getting comfortable with the fellatio. Dude challenges her to take as much cock into her throat as possible, and Nyomi is a game and talented cocksucker. The horny little slut wants to fuck, and she sits on the cock in RC. Dude, to his credit, takes the opportunity to find out if Nyomi can take him to the hilt, and gets rewarded with a balls deep, pussy creaming stroke. Bad cut to CG, Nyomi ready to cum if he can stay with her without losing it. Another cut to doggy, pussy juice flowing down Nyomi's thigh. A pounding up and over brings out the beast in Nyomi, cumming hard and asking for more. Still another cut, and they're observing her creamed up twat, which Nyomi claims has gotten off three times already. Dude goes back into her lubed up hole in mish and works it until he's ready to cum, blasting a hot load on Nyomi's face. Abrupt cut as she's giving him some PCH.The fucking is getting hotter and the editing is getting worse. Nyomi is a certified size queen, IMO, and she really got rocked here, but a lot of the best parts were snipped and the continuity was lost. |
 Nadi Phuket, brown and tight looking, expresses excitement at the prospect of fucking a bigger dick than she's used to. She starts by practicing with a life-like jelly dong, which slides easily into her snug hole while she claims pain from the stretching. She's too horny to stop now, her sweet pussy creaming from the toy. She comes face to face with the live cock (Mentally Ill Dude), almost as big, half hard, as the huge dildo. Nadi sucks up her courage and opens her mouth, like a good little porn slut. Not much more than the head gets into her seemingly wide mouth, and Nadi is jacking her pussy in anticipation. Just in case, a tube of lube can be seen close by. Cut to an RC insertion, so difficult that Nadi manages to do it with no hands. She spins to CG and gives the bologna pony a nice ride, all the while feigning pain. When she finally drops the act, Nadi shows herself to be very into the size thing, her ass getting spread and smacked, squeals of delight as Mentally Ill slams her. He picks her up for some aerial, then back down to the couch for another spon move by Nadi to go back to RC. No mistaking those wet, sloshy sounds coming from her horny twat now, as Nadi bounces like a madwoman. P2M, and back to RC. Nadi yips and howls when her cervix is pushed, but never backs away. Mentally Ill wants to stick his cock in her ass, but Nadi's not sure that's going to work. Cut to a mish insertion, and the anal thing pops up again. Nadi's unsure, but Mentally Ill goes right ahead and tries anyway. She makes sure he's good and lubed before sticking her, and Mentally Ill inches it into the backdoor. He plays with her gaping pussy while easing into a slide, not getting much more than half his fat dick into her. Cut to Nadi lubing him up some more, asking for the anal this time, as he's too big for her pussy (wtf?). A few short strokes in her cunt, then the backdoor jam in doggy. "Damn, that hurts so good, though." Mentally Ill checks her depth, then for a gape, which is almost non existent. Nadi rubs one out as he gets happy in her ass, then tells him to cum on her face. She gets to her knees and jerks Dude into her mouth. Double fisted pumping almost does the trick, but Mentally Ill has to take matters into his own hands to produce the denouement. A couple of Dude streaks across the face and dribble on her tongue. Nadi adds some spit to flow it out of her mouth and down her chin, then cleans the hose.More continuity in this scene than the others, albeit with annoying blank frames showing up randomly in the middle of uncut sequences. Nadi wasn't as proactive as the other girls in this video, making this the runt of the litter. I also don't need to believe this is a first time thing for her. I've seen Nadi in action before. |
| Epilogue Five star fucking combined with two star production. I'm going to lay the sins of this production at the feet of director Don Fernando (who was confirmed as such by both Mia and Nyomi), and if I'm wrong I'm guessing I'll hear about it. A truly great aggregation of fuck scenes was almost ruined by post production incompetence. A middle schooler using iMovie could have transitioned sequences more gently and professionally than whoever edited this video. Add to that the white balancing problems of the Lucy Lee scene, which had noticable color changes in the middle of what should have been contiguous sequences had me scratching my head. Not a good thing if you have to take your hand off your dick to reach your skull in the middle of a hot porno. Blank, black frames plagued the Nadi Phuket tryst, and I can't begin to explain or understand the cause of that. Sometimes it looked like there was a break in action, yet nothing had changed on the return, and that was evident throughout the DVD. I don't want to be discussing the production of this video when the sex was so good. Every woman here brought the heat. I thought there might have been a mistake top loading with Lucy and Jayna Oso in the first two scenes. They were predictably awesome. Lucy showing a lot of her famous attitude (which landed her a stint in county, eventually), skills (her cocksucking is magnificent), and high energy fucking. Jayna was born for porn, and most especially, big dick porn. She must have a g-spot in her small intestines the way she grinds on cocks and arches her back when they're half way up her spine. That's when things got really interesting. Mia Smiles shows up alternating between mugging for the camera and playing to Mr. Marcus, with the two of them almost bringing the house down, fucking with the kind of gusto and chemistry that I wish was present in every scene. Mia was really backing up on his fat cock, and letting Marcus know about it all aDude. Nyomi Marcela is a size queen. I am one hundred percent sure that this is not an act. I've seen her many times, and she really lights up when faced with very large dicks. I don't know how many times she came, but it was more than a couple, and she had juices running during a fair stretch, and a frothing pussy by the end of the scene. Nadi Phuket might not have had a scene to compare with the other four, and shouldn't have been in the anchor position, but she handled herself well, and at least added a final anal to the production. Which brings me to one last gripe. Fernando delivered on the big dicks, and the Asians were all small boned, if not little. There was no need to embelish things with added fantasy like inferring that this was the first time with guys who are larger than average. In some cases it's ludicrous. Lucy Lee? Jayna Oso? In Nyomi's scene, Fernando actually had her contradict herself by introducing her as someone who loves big cocks, then acting like it was something new. Sometimes less is more. Just sticking to the main theme worked fine. Why mess with it? Just a thought. For a guy who's spent almost as much time in the industry as Tom Byron and Joey Silvera, you'd think that Fernando would have soaked up more technical expertise, even in a bare bones gonzo. Hell, he almost messed up Nyomi's tease by getting her giggling instead of concentrating on the pleasure of her masturbation by trying to engage in some inane conversation to prove he knows something about Asian cultures. It's all about the girls, Don. Please don't forget it. |
| The Disk There's a photo gallery and trailers. The trailers play at the beginning of the video if you don't bypass them, but they're a menu item in case you want to see them again. |
| Recommendation Despite my many grievances, this is still some strong fucking with great looking women. I definitely suggest a look see, if not an outright buy. |
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