Big Butts Like It Big 5 Review

Reviewed by Sean Renaud  on  7/27/2010

Expectations: There is no way this can go wrong. Jada Fire, Hillary Scott and Rebecca Linares could fall asleep and it would still be good porn. Factor in that Brazzers just produces quality day in and day out and we’ve got a sure fire winner here.
Scene One: Nikki Benz

Nikki really wants to be on the cheerleading squad and the only way to get onto squad is to let the coach fuck you in the ass. The scene starts off kinda playful and she must not be used to anal because the toys they use loosening her up are surprisingly regular as opposed to the often comically enormous toys other girls play with. It’s worth noting that I love her outfit particularly the gloves and collar. Nikki is amazing during her warm up and better as she noisily struggles with being face fucked.

Nikki goes straight for the anal and she’s not at all shy about going ass to mouth. This woman is a complete hellion who can ride any man at a gallop until his cock breaks off. Everything that passes through this woman’s lips is ball draining filth. Match that with a lot of ass to mouth and several gapes and a fantastic splattering cum shot and we’ve got a winner.

Scene Two: Delilah Strong

Dirty blonde Delilah Strong can’t wait to get off work. She doesn’t even have the self control to keep from playing with herself at work. The real fun comes from her getting stuck in the parking lot when one of her coworkers can’t pay to get out of the structure. Tempers flare and apparently nothing says fuck you quite like eating a girl’s pussy. I know the point of these skits isn’t to be realistic it’s to be cute but this one kinda fails. Kinda average BJ too.

We start off with straight vag sex leaned over the hood of a car. It’s the kind of fuck every man wants to claim he’s gotten. Her tits crushed against the unyielding car. Unlike most of the scenes in this series there is a lot of straight sex, probably close to half the scene is straight. There is ass to everywhere, mouth pussy and a five star cum shot.

Scene Three: Rebecca Linares (Reviewer’s Choice)

Must be something about speaking Spanish but Rebecca Linares definitely sounds like she’s furious. The police are called to her house for a case of domestic dispute. (on a side note Brazzer’s is run by mad geniouses who get the most bang for their buck as the intro of this scene is also on Big Butts Like it Big 4) When Rebecca refuses to obey and officer of the law he chooses to punish her by reaming her ass and forcing her to suck cock. It’s intense without being rough as Rebecca tries to fight him off and refuses to service him.

She tries to escape her fate as an anal fuck toy but there is no escape for the saucy Latina. Again Rebecca stuns as she seems almost convincing that she hates getting in the face. She looks genuinely disgusted with herself when he forces her to go ass to mouth. Gradually she starts enjoying having him plowing her asshole. Great cum shot and the look on her face is priceless unsure if she’s happy or disgusted.

Scene Four: Jada Fire

I gotta find the neighborhood where girls like Jada come to do your yard work. Her shorts are so short they start vanishing into her cunt. She gets dirty and decides that she needs to take a shower in his house. She’s put on a little weight since the last time most of us saw her. Fortunately it’s mostly in her tits. Jada tracked muddy foot prints through the house and she’s given two choices. Being fired and being punished. Her punishment starts with a cock being forced down her throat. She does a good job worshiping every inch of his cock.

Jada mounts up for a great cowgirl working that fantastic ass damn well. After a bit of that she knows that it’s her ass he’s going to punish so that’s where his cock goes. She continues to get fucked in every position, my personal favorite was the standing doggy and then it ends with a great cum shot and she’s still fired!

Scene Five: Hillary Scott
Hillary Scott is a spoiled little bitch who talks back to the cops. Honestly considering how much I like her this was a skit that started really slow and took a bit too much time particularly early on as she gets dress to go driving. Yawn. Once it gets back to the police station it starts being kinda interesting and Hillary turns her inner bitch way up. I love how she’s just playing a whore, they don’t threaten her or coerce her into sex. They whip out their cocks and Hillary just opens up and starts sucking them off, no complaining at all. She gags a bit but just for fun, Hillary knows her fans love to see her struggle a bit with cock

It doesn’t take them long to figure out that she’s got a tight sweet asshole that just begs for cock and they take turns twisting her around and leaning her over the furniture as they put that outstanding body through the ringer. Everything goes back to her mouth from time to time even after her multiple DP’s.

Heading Out: I miss the intensity that this series used had in some of its earlier editions. It’s not that this is bad porn. It’s not, it’s damn good porn but I loved the first two and part of it was just intensity they had. This had a bit of a return to that with Rebecca’s fantastic scene but I kinda wanted more. What makes it even more disappointing is Hillary Scott and Jada Fire have proven in the past that they can have full contact call Vince McMahon because Wrestlemania came early sex. Maybe we’ll never get anything like Mika Tan’s bonus scene in the original or Jenny Hendrix in the second. ‘

Now that I’m back from the gutters where my mind is constantly filled with new filth the fact is this is a good movie and well worth the money. The skits are just like they usually are a fun set up and not too long. Great mix of girls, I mean outstanding we get two and a half blondes (Hillary is closer to a brunette right now) a Latina and a black chick.

Also Brazzers it’s not a bonus scene if it’s in the opening credits. Or when you do it every time. Or when it’s clearly part of the same collection. A better idea would be to put a bonus scene from a different series, give us a taste of something we might not have tried yet.