Big Butts Like It Big 12 Review

Reviewed by The D-Man  on  5/27/2013

The Sex:

Scene 1: Jordan Ash is having girlfriend problems, and thus, he’s considering cheating. Faced with such a conundrum, his conscience intervenes via the classical trope of the angel on one side and the diabolical spirit on the other. Kristina Rose is the bad girl (a nice choice by the way) while Jynx Maze is the good one. But wait, Jordan can actually see and interact with them, and as such, Kristina duly tempts him with her derriere, and then reels him with a POV blowjob. Jynx watches for a little while, but is eventually overcome with lust watching the action in front of her, and Jynx gets in on the fellating. Each of the women make their own special effort, and afterward, Jordan proceeds to bang their butt holes. Starting with Kristina riding Jordan’s dick via cowgirl anal while Jynx sits on Jordan’s face. Following a tandem-like blowjob, Jynx gets some cowgirl anal exercising. Later, Jynx and Kristina 69 each other, but then get back to the anal pounding with Kristina doing some cock riding and Jynx getting via spoon, plus the expected A2M.

Scene 2: As it so happens, Courtney Cummz is looking for love (actually, sexual satisfaction is more like it) in all of the wrong places. But thanks to the Internet, Courtney can find the right hook-up. So, after a bit of self-playing, Courtney finds herself “entertaining” two gents: John Strong and Sebastian. After Courtney gets acquainted with Sebastian. via some knob-slobbing, Ms. Cummz becomes the center of a sexual bridge. Of course, Courtney also accommodates the two guys by getting DP’ed. In addition to the simultaneous hole stuffing, Courtney alternates blowing both studs. Then it’s back to the backdoor, starting with missionary anal and eventually progressing to some good old fashioned face-down ass-up doggie style ass fucking, and topped off with some more DP activity and an A2M session.

Scene 3: Chris Strokes pulls his car into a shop for some repairs. The owner is willing to help him out, but he warns Chris about banging his buxom daughter, Bridgette B.. Despite the guy’s warning, Bridgette’s oversexed nature proves too much for Chris to resist. So, after a few furtive kisses and some tit play, Chris and Bridgette get naked. From there, Bridgette inhales Chris’ dipstick and the lucky customer in turn fucks Bridgette’s sexy mouth. Chris then licks Bridgette’s holes from behind and then unleashes some doggie-style poking. The nearby pool table makes for a good place to indulge in some missionary action that goes from vaginal to anal is short order. After some A2M and some side saddle sodomizing, Bridgette gets Chris’ fluid on her mouth and chin. Unfortunately, the shotgun wielding father is none too happy…

Scene 4: Keiran Lee is holding auditions, and despite some wonderful views of Katie St. Ives’ clothed rump, the guy totally passes on her. (Oh well, his loss). Instead, Mr. Lee is drawn to the rump of Inari Vachs, which explains why he engages in some butt play with the hot MILF. Inari seals the deal that starts off in a POV manner, and true to form, Inari makes the hummer a bit sloppy. Then Inari takes it in the ass via some reverse-cowgirl anal, (Inari I sporting some bush, BTW), and following some A2M, there’s some cowgirl anal, a foot job, and some missionary style buttfucking.

Scene 5: Blonde hottie Ashley Fires cavorts around the house to sounds of piano music. But then we see that she has captured a guy, Jordan Ash, that recently broke into her house. Ashley is horny though, and instead of calling the cops, she kisses him and sits on his face, making the dude lick her holes. Ashley later releases Jordan from his bonds, just in time to suck and stroke his cock in POV. Ashley then gets her bunghole involved by means of some reverse-cowgirl anal shot form behind, and in POV no less. After that, Ashley turns around to receive a cowgirl style rectal pumping, replete with some A2M that includes some deep-throating. The backdoor slamming continues with some standing doggie style, reverse-cowgirl, and regular cowgirl, and the whole episode ends with a bit of missionary.

Bonus Scene: Julez Ventura soaps herself up in the shower, just prior to her gig at a private party. When she arrives, gets up on a table, stage and wags ass while a strobe adds to the visual effect. Julez preps herself with a butt plug just before some guy come sup behind her and fucks her in the ass. There’s a short bit of A2M, and then the butt pumping resumes wit Julez on her side and her back. Then the inked babe rides the baloney pony, doing some cowgirl and reverse-cowgirl anal. After some spoon anal and a final blowjob, Julez earns her dough with the money shot on her face.

DVD Extras:

You’ll also find a Photo Gallery, a Cumshot recap and some Trailers.

Summation:

Geez, I’ve heard of some people getting screwed over by their conscience, but the first scene was a different take. But hey, it was rather nice, and Kristina and Jynx made for an interesting sexual dynamic. Bridgette B. also shined as an oversexed temptress, and the thing with Ashley having her way with the captured burglar unfolded very well. Not bad.