Big Butt TV Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  8/28/2013

Running Time: 123 min.

Production Date: None given

Director: Mark Stone

Cast: Britney Stevens, Brooke Haven, Charlotte Vale, Crista Moore, Evie Delatosso, Zoe Britton, Alan Stafford, James Deen, Mick Blue, Mr. Pete, and Nick Manning

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is clear and well balanced, and I didn't notice any background noises. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and looks nice. It's clear and nicely lit with a good hand on the camera.

The Movie: When a guy gets a new HD TV, he doesn't expect things to look nearly as real as they do, especially in 3D. After checking out channels like the Construction Channel, he can't help but find his way to the smut on Big Butt TV.

After Charlotte comes out of the TV almost looking real, she gets back in the TV to hook up with Mr. Pete. He kisses her and plays with her pierced tits and pussy before having her get on all fours so he can worship and spank her ass while she tries to grope his cock through his pants. Pete buries his face in her ass to eat Charlotte from behind as well as having her lay back so he can eat and play with her bald pierced pussy a little more. Charlotte lets him play with her ass briefly and then has Mr. Pete sit back so she can eagerly mouth his manhood and ride it cowgirl style. Pete also spoons each of her holes and lets Charlotte get on top for a reverse cowgirl rectal reaming before giving her an average at best facial finish.

After showing off in the TV, busty bottle blonde Brooke hooks up with Alan and kisses him before laying back on a couch to let him eat and finger here bald beaver. She mouths his manhood in return while slapping her ass a bit, and then gets up to ride him reverse cowgirl style. Alan fucks Brooke missionary and doggie style before finally popping over her tongue and in her mouth so she could spit it down on her tits and rub it in.

Bottle blonde Crista starts out in a little black and white outfit showing off her big ass and then moving into Nick's lap so he can worship her ass and suck her tits. He has her sit back in a chair so he can lick and finger her bald pussy before running off at the mouth and having Crista suck and stroke his cock. She rides his cock reverse cowgirl style before letting Nick fuck her in bow and arrow as well as from behind. They also fuck missionary style before Nick lets Crista have a nice pop in her mouth that she lets flow down over her tits.

Big butt brunette Britney lets Mick and James spank her big ass in a dungeon setting as well as letting them worship her tits. She drops down to suck and stroke her way between them and lets them play with her holes before James takes her from behind and in missionary. She lets Mick take a turn fucking her cowgirl style rather than just getting his knob gobbled, and after James gets his dick sucked he moves around to help Mick DP Britney. James lays back for Britney to impale her ass on his cock reverse cowgirl style, and after a few moments Mick joins back in to DP her again. The guys go back to fucking Britney at each end doggie style before James pops on her ass and Mick lets her have a nice pop in her mouth that quickly flows out.

Busty Latina Evie and curvy Zoe check each other out as they kiss before Evie frees Zoe's fantastic natural tits from her tight top. They kiss and rub their tits together as they play with each other and help each other strip down. Evie eagerly eats Zoe from behind and gives her a bit of finger play before working on her pussy with a string of beads. Evie lays back so Zoe can eagerly eat her box in return, and then lays Zoe back to eat and finger her a bit more. Zoe eats and plays with Evie from behind, and finally breaks out a double dong that they share sitting and facing each other. Finally Evie and Zoe close things with a kiss.

Big Butt TV is a release that just didn't do much for me. As a fan of big butts and many of the girls in the cast, I went into this one with fairly decent expectations, and was frequently a bit disappointed. The story is generic, and although it tries to have fun with it all of the guys are fairly annoying and ended up hurting the movie rather than making it funny and improving it. Sexually the action is often fairly average, and I think Evie and Zoe's scene was the only scene that really made it above average due to some solid chemistry between the girls. Charlotte's scene with Mr. Pete is also nicely done, and starts the movie with some good anal. Brooke has a nice butt, but rarely gets a chance to show it off after her opening tease and the chemistry between her and Alan is pretty average. Crista does a decent job with Nick, but his sneering and shouting never does anything for me and took what could have been a very good scene and brought it back down around the average mark instead. Finally there's Britney's DP scene, which also disappointed me. It seemed very lopsided with Mick coming across like a third wheel through much of the scene, and halfway through the scene I was still wondering if he was ever going to get more than his dick sucked. Perhaps the biggest problem with Big Butt TV, outside of the guys setting the scenes up, is that it rarely seems like a big butt movie. Yes, there's some nice tease to start things out, but the positions are rarely chosen to show off the girl's ass in each scene. With a title like Big Butt TV I don't think I'm out of line expecting a solid focus on big asses, and although there was some decent focus on the butts, it didn't seem that much more than in the average fuck flick. Big Butt TV is a rare Wicked misfire that never quite clicked for me.

The Extras: Trailers are included for Big Butt TV as well as six other Wicked releases. The photo gallery lasts two and three quarter minutes. There's also a behind the scenes featurette, a bonus scene, and commercials.

The behind the scenes featurette lasts about twenty one and a half minutes. Mark starts out chatting with Charlotte about her butt and sex as well as capturing a bit of the action. He moves on to chat with Brooke and Alan as Brooke teases the camera with him. Crista talks about sex, porn, and her body before he chats with Zoe about dancing, being a Wicked fan, and not going any boys yet with Evie there to join in on the conversation a little. This is a nice behind the scenes featurette. Mark does a great job bringing personality out of the girls, and keeps things light and fun while also mixing in some nice eye candy. This is a very nice addition to the overall release.

The bonus scene comes from Legend of the Magic Taco. Kristina starts out looking mighty hot in a little red dress as she kisses Tommy and lets him check her out. She drops down to eagerly gobble his knob before sitting back on a table to let Tommy eat her taco. He stands up and fucks her missionary style before letting her get on top for a reverse cowgirl ride. Tommy also takes Kristina from behind before letting her drop down for a nice facial finish.

Condom Usage: 100%

Final Thoughts: Rent it if it's cheap or just skip it. This one doesn't get to the normal level one expects from Wicked Pictures.

Note to Wicked Pictures: You had a decent idea here, it's too bad it didn't come together as well as it should have.

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