Big Boob Splashdown Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  10/8/2013

Running Time: 112 min.

Production Date: None given

Director: Jim Powers

Cast: Alison Tyler, Alita Toro, Candy Manson, Nikita Von James, Evan Stone, Ike Diezel, and Tommy Pistol with Leya Falcon in a tease role

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty average. The audio isn't bad, but it also isn't anything special. There's a few minor background noises and it never did anything to really impress me or to turn me off. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and is much the same. The picture is okay with decent lighting and clarity, but there's just enough camera motions and little things that seem off about it to leave me neither impressed or really turned off.

The Movie: Big Boob Splashdown takes on the oft-used theme of girls with big tits doing a car wash to make money.

Alita starts washing Tommy's windshield before letting him know that he needs to wash his car and leading him to a lineup of cars. She quickly strips down to a bikini and washes up the car, as well as herself, and when Tommy lets her know how much he liked it she tells him she works for tips and could give him a happy ending as well. They quickly move to a bed next to an outdoor fountain for Tommy to worship her titties before laying back and letting Alita work him over with her mouth and tits. She lets him fuck her face as well as her tits, and he tongues her holes before fucking her pussy. Alita gets on all fours for Tommy to tongue and play with her holes a little more, and then gets on top to ride him in each of the cowgirls. Tommy also takes her from behind before letting her have a nice pop over her face.

Bottle blonde Nikita Von James starts washing Ike Diezel's car before Leya Falcon and Candy join in for a bit of wet fun while they wash the car. Evan's none too happy to see them washing cars in his driveway, but when Candy offers up her tits he can't resist them and moves in to suck them and kiss her as the others head off. Evan helps get her tits nice and wet before fucking her missionary style as she lays back over Ike's car. Candy drops down to let him fuck her face and tits and then gets back up to let him take her from behind. Candy sucks him clean and rides him reverse cowgirl style before going back to sucking Evan and taking a decent pop on her face.

Ike's not too happy watching Candy and Evan get busy on his car, but quickly starts to forget about it when big titty bottle blonde Nikita breaks out her sweater puppies to let him kiss, suck, and play with. Nikita lays back to let Ike tongue her holes, and then works him over with her mouth and tits in return. She lays back to let Ike take her missionary style before getting on top for a cowgirl ride. Nikita turns around for the reverse cowgirl and lets him take her in doggie before finishing things with a nice pop over her tongue that she spreads over her big titties to show off.

Finally smoking hot busty brunette shows off while washing a car before letting Evan know they're going to be a little short on rent money. He doesn't think she has anything he'd want to make up for the rent shortage, until Alison breaks out her big titties. She climbs onto Evan's lap to let him worship her big titties and then slides down to eagerly suck and stroke his schlong. Naturally Alison lets him fuck her big titties before Evan moves down to fuck her pussy missionary style and spoon it. She continues to mix in a little more oral action for Evan as she rides him reverse cowgirl style, and lets him spoon her a bit more before he takes her doggie style. Finally Alison sucks Evan to a nice facial finish.

Big Boob Splashdown is an extraordinarily average and generic release. I'll admit that I went into this one with a big of hope after the great job Jim Powers has done on the Big Boob Carwash series for Smash Pictures, but this one just feels like a wannabe version of those movies. One never expects much of a plot with the movie having a car wash theme, but even that was beyond mediocre here. With the exception of Alison Tyler, who was the main reason I picked this one up, the cast is pretty unremarkable, and although Alison does a slightly above average job I expected a little better from her as well. The girls do a decent job in front of the camera, but it everything behind it seems sloppy and like everybody's there just to cash in a quick buck on some big titties (and when you have somebody as cute as Alison Tyler with a rack like hers on the front cover, it doesn't seem like the world's worst plan). Although the scenes aren't edited too badly, the rest of it seems slopped together, right down to Leya Falcon starting out in a tease, walking off with Nikita and Ike, and then disappearing before the fucking starts. This seemed to be the style of Big Boob Splashdown, showing nice potential and then never letting it really deliver, and ends up a rental at best because of it.

The Extras: All you get are a few trailers.

Condom Usage: None

Final Thoughts: It's a rental at best.

Note to Mike Hunt Inc.: A little effort towards the extras, as well as care overall, wouldn't hurt your product at all.

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