Big Black Cock In Little China Review

Reviewed by Rosco Fuji  on  6/24/2009

Overall Observation: This release is a complete and utter waste of time. I wasted my time reviewing it so you, the viewing public don’t have to suffer. Avoid this at all costs. Overall premise is Asian girls fucking guys with big black cocks. The set up through all five scenes is the same. Several guys wander around Chinatown looking for Asian girls. They meet and then there is at least 10 minutes, sometime 15 minutes of general chit chat, watching the performers eat, etc. You definitely need a fast forward button to get through this crap. I’ve never heard of Bone Digital before and hope I never hear from them again. While the girls look cute, the sex itself is very boring, the camera angles/framing stink. This after endless fast forwarding. It’s pretty bad when the bonus scene from the extras section is the highlight of a disk. In that scene, the cute girl takes on Diesel and another dude. In typical Diesel fashion, after taking a double mouth pop, they have the girl make a Nigga Dick comment at the end of the scene just before it fades out. Mika Tan is the biggest name here, and I decided to review this DVD for the sole purpose of watching Mika take on some black dick. Mika does take the dark meat, but she remains clothed throughout the scene. Granted it looks like she might have put on a few pounds, but who cares? Mika’s never been that thin and she’s always looked great. Funny thing is, one of the wallpaper shots on the menu page show a naked Mika. Enjoy it, because that’s the only full nakedness of her you’ll see. Another highlight of Mika’s scene is that she’s wearing glasses throughout the scene, ALA Eva Angelina. Mika looks hot with them on, and it could be a new look, but it’s completely wasted here, because throughout the entire scene, her hair was in her face. What the fuck is with that? It’s known as a scrunchy Bone Digital! She’s the star of this thing, not the ugly ass black guys that seem to have more face time than the girls. The director wasted the girl’s time and his own here, don’t you make the same mistake. I’m not going to bother wasting any more time here then necessary other than to say this one stunk so bad I need to take a shower.

Pluses: Cute Asian girls, nice MFM bonus scene, other extras
Minuses: Most of the regular feature, boring sex, major editing needed.
Sleaziness factor (1-10): 1. So much potential wasted here.