Bi Uniforms Review

Description
Bisexual adventures. Condoms are sometimes used. The movie is in Czech, dubbed in English.

General Impression
I've seen bathroom trolls (those attendants who collect your coins) in Eastern Europe with more military bearing than these guys, but I guess it's all in fun. The people in this movie are relaxed and enjoying the sex, and it also counts in favor of this movie that the sex isn't too formulaic.

There's not a lot of character, personality, or chemistry here, so the sex is a little dry. It is realistically slow and long.

Sex
In the first scene, two female MP's enter a cafe and approach two off-duty military men and hassle them for i.d., then take the men to an abandoned open-roofed building in the countryside. They pair off in M-F couples, kissing and exchanging oral favors. The blowjobs are quite long, with natural sounds, but the people are fairly quiet; we hear mostly birds chirping. We also briefly hear the director whispering directions. Then the two girls get together for pussy-licking, before they stack the guys in a leapfrog formation and work the guys' assholes for quite a long time. The guys get their asses sucked and dildoed, and they kiss each other a bit, before cumming on the girls' tits.

In the second scene, a pretty and lively female MP hassles an off-duty guy in a cafe, recognizes him from her childhood, and joins him at his table. Her boyfriend comes into the cafe and thinks that she is cheating on him, and so, the three of them go out to the countryside to an abandoned, open-roofed building (a different one) for a bisexual romp. The off-duty childhood friend sucks the boyfriend's dick, while the boyfriend makes out with his girl. Off-duty guy then tongue-probes both of her holes, then she extensively licks his asshole, before the other guy licks his asshole and fucks it. He also condom-fucks the girl in mish and doggie while she sucks the other dick.

In the third scene, a female MP approaches two guys (is there a pattern here?) -- long story short, they end up in the countryside, outdoors, where the guys play with the girl, they all suck dick, the guys fuck the girl, and the blond guy gets fucked before the dark haired guy wanks on the other two faces. This scene had the sound going dead for some major amounts of time.

Extras
Extras include trailers for 3 bi movies, a photo gallery, and website address.

Summary
A bit dry, but it's different.

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