Best Of Transsexual Gang Bangers Review

Reviewed by Str0ker  on  11/5/2005

The title tells it all. This is a best-of collection of scenes from the "Transsexual Gang Bangers" series. Several she-males doing girls and guys in various locales.

A lot of straight guys can safely be described as "bi-curious." They wonder about the grass on the other side of the fence, but don't want to live there. They don't even want to own the property. They want to step over the fence and poke around awhile, and then back into their own yard again.

And a lot of straight guys who are bi-curious are really only curious about one thing: the one thing that women lack. They don't find guys attractive. So you get She-Males--people who look like women except for that one thing women lack and she-males have--a cock.

So I was very impressed with this title, because it's got all the things I like and very little that I don't:

* Good looking she-males. If you look at much of this genre you notice that many of them look like guys with long hair and lingerie, or they hit some awful netherworld where they don't like a convincing man or woman. These she-males pretty much look as they should: like women who have cocks.

* Good looking females. Most trans movies feature guys, and the result is almost a gay movie. I already said above why I think a lot of guys find trannys appealing, but it doesn't make us interested in gay movies. This title features some real women, along with guys, so there's some good lesbian (or near it) sex. Plus the girls are good looking girls, to boot. I'd be willing to see them in other movies. A lot of tranny titles that have real women in them have unattractive girls--probably to make the she-males look better.

* No dumb plot. No acting. No insipid dialog. Just set the scene and go.

* Lots of chapters. Eight scenes and 82 chapters, well placed.

* Lots of variation. Like anything, these kids of movies often pick a couple of things to do and that's it. In this movie there's something for a lot of different tastes. Some solo masturbation, some vaginal sex, missionary sex, some doggie style, some fellatio, some cunnlingus, some gay fellatio, some gay anal, some nipple sucking (which is often neglected in tranny titles), and some bukkake endings. Lots of variations in who does what to whom, so if you have a favorite "girl," you should get to see her doing different things.

* No annoying music. Not during the scenes, anyway. The menus have music that make my ears bleed.

This title isn't perfect, by any means.

* Who the hell is that? The cast is listed in the credits but nobody's identified by image. So if you don't already know who someone is, you're screwed. That doesn't make it easy if you want to find another title starring a girl you particularly like.

* Bad sound. About the quality of something you'd get yourself on a camcorder. But on the other hand there's no dumb dialog, so it's not like you're missing much.

* No extras. Just a photo gallery that is awful: they're promo stills that have been branded so heavily the photos are worthless for anything; and trailers for other titles.

Despite the carping, I was very happy with this title. Two thumbs and a dick up for this one. It makes me want to see the other movies in this series.