Best Of Gregory Dark, The Review

Running Time: 138 minutes

Production Date: 10/10/03

Directed By: Gregory Dark

Cast: Jill Kelly, Billy Glide, Tom Byron, T.T. Boy, Jeremy Steele, Lisa Ann, Alex Sanders, Eric Price, Chloe, Kim Kummings, Sahara Sands, Star Chandler, Laura Palmer, Ember Haze, Mr. Marcus, Nici Sterling, Mia Ciccero, Blake Palmer, Tommy Gunn, Paul Cox, Dave Cummings, La Tigra, Melanie Anton, Ken Dahl

On the cover: Witness the depraved vision of the original Picasso of porn. What are you afraid of in the Dark? Delight in the finest fucking ever filmed...by the master of all things carnal & profane! Eight obscenely filthy scenes! Over two hours of smut! Eleven raunchy sex dolls defiled!

Chapter Menu: Twelve preview clips
Credits/Chloe 1-4
Chloe II 5-7
Chloe III 8-10
Jill Kelly 11-14
Milene II 14-16
Laura Palmer & Mia Ciccero 15-19
Nici Sterling & Missy 20-21
Nici & Missy II 22-24
Lisa Ann 25-27
Sahara Sands 28-30
Sahara II 31-33
Lisa Ann, Ember Haze & Kimberly Kummings 34-37
La Tigra 38-42

Fetish Menu: Six screen shots
Tease
Blowjobs
Rimming/Pussy Licking
Anal Sex
Double Penetration
Cumshots

Review:

Scene 1: From The Shocking Truth. Chloe, Tommy Gunn (Skeleton), Ken Dahl (Skeleton), Red (Dog), Blake Palmer (Dog), Claudio (Devil), Star Chandler (Devil Girl), Gregory Dark (Interviewer)
"What are you afraid of in the dark?" Chloe responds, "It's not what's in the dark outside that scares me, it's the dark inside that scares me." Gregory interviews her on the dark side of her sexuality.

Chloe plays with a candle flame, teasing pain. Star dominates her and sets her up with two guys wearing dog masks to act out her fantasy of sex with animals. She's a whore, a slut, a piece of shit. Two skeleton guys come out from under the bed to join in as Star stands by, verbally dominating Chloe. It's a test of sexual endurance for Chloe with four guys on her. She gets it in the pussy then the ass, sucking dick at the same time. She has an anal orgasm. After a couple of doggie anal guys, she gets a double penetration. They cum in her mouth one by one, with her saying please.

Gregory interviews her at the end about feeling like a slut, going too far sexually, and other interesting topics.

Scene 2: From Living on the Edge. Jill Kelly, Billy Glide (Donkey), Eric Price (Donkey), Marshall Moorehead (Psycho Dude)
Jill dances for the Jackass Gods with an apple in her mouth. They nuzzle her with their snouts. There is sucking and licking at both ends, then they soap her up. The soap disappears for some vigorous two on one donkey fun. There is anal sex for her too, with her squealing while rubbing her clit. She eats a cum drenched apple at the end. Psycho Dude makes a joke about blondes and turtles. When they are on their backs they are both fucked.

Scene 3: From Snake Pit. Laura Palmer, Mia Ciccero, T.T. Boy
"What's my definition of evil?" Laura and Mia talk about evil and control, then get down for some girl-girl action. T.T. joins wearing a black hat and dark shades. He plays the power guy and fucks their mouths. They take turns riding on him while stroking each other. They get stacked butt to butt while he switches between them. He puts on a mask to bone them on the couch. This ends with an oral cumshot, and some commentary on whether women are sluts or not.

Scene 4: From Sex Freaks. Missy, Nici Sterling, Alex Sanders, Rip Hymen (Baby), Dave Cummings (Baby)
Alex gets walked in on chain leashes by two kitties that can't stay away from each other. Two babies watch from high chairs, getting upset by the events that transpire. There is rimming and licking for Alex and the kitties. The babies pull dicks out of diapers to stroke while Alex masters his kittens. He disciplines with anal as the other kitty rubs her companions pussy. Some intense fucking ensues. He squirts onto a cats ass which is licked up by the other kitty.

Scene 5: From Flesh. Lisa Ann, Alex Sanders, Melanie Anton (Viking Lady), Bono (Clown)
There is a short clip with a clown laughing hysterically, "Stupid fucking cow." An obese Viking lady is nude in a metal tub. Quick cuts show Bono with a gun, then getting food smeared on his suit as he lies in the tub.

Alex and Lisa start off clothed on the couch with her opening his shirt and licking his nipple. Some sensual foreplay ensues with them getting disrobed. Alex worships her pussy and ass with his mouth and fingers. This is nice except for the spitting. She returns the favor and they talk softly a bit. He enters her in mish and we get a few of shots of her looking into the camera. She tells him softly that she wants it. There is doggie with her being vocal and him murmuring quietly. Alex spurts a big load all over her face and neck as she milks him.

The scene cuts to the fat Viking lady in the tub wih food smeared all over her naked body, licking it off her finger for the camera.

Scene 6: From The Shocking Truth. Sahara Sands, Claudio, Mr. Marcus, Jeremy Steele, Star Chandler (Devil Girl), Gregory Dark (Interviewer)
Gregory interviews Sahara as she sits spread eagle on a bed. She's wearing a black latex top and thigh high boots. We find out that her mother may be warming up to the kinds of things she does. There is nothing so far that she won't do sexually. She has never fucked an animal but she thinks she is a slut - a good one.

Sahara does a strip tease then caresses and fingers herself, offering her fingers to us. Three guys work over her pussy and ass with their fingers which turns into a gang bang. They rotate from her pussy to jerking off to her mouth. She wears the black boots through this. There is very high energy from her, and she's obviously enjoying it. She is no piece of furniture for this and is actively aggressive. Mr. Marcus cums on her belly then she gets anal from the other two as she rubs her pussy. Mr. Marcus fingers her as she works herself to orgasm. More anal and the other guys cum on her pussy and mouth. Mr Marcus is ready again, does her anal then drips on her mouth and she sucks him off.

Does she think men cause her discomfort because they don't care about how she feels? We find out that she likes to get fucked hard. She thinks that when men fuck her hard they are feeling good too, and that's what it's all about.

Scene 7: From Flesh. Lisa Ann, Ember Haze, Kimberly Kummings, Tom Byron
The three girls work over each other and Tom does a little spanking. It's a bit of a kitty pile for the camera with Tom in the midst. There is lots of "Uh-huh, you like that, oh yeah" as they finger, lick and suck each other. Tom gets a double team oral workout on his dick and ass. There is girl to girl ass licking and pussy to mouth here. They paw on each other and Tom as he fucks one in reverse cowgirl. Things get intense in doggie. A double headed dildo gets thrown in briefly. There are lots more positions of mouths, body parts and caterwauling. Tom gets down to anal with one as the others cheer on. He cums a big one on her belly and gets his dick sucked clean.

Scene 8: From Living on the Edge. La Tigra, Billy Glide (Donkey), Paul Cox (Donkey), Marshall Moorehead (Psyco Dude)
They wear donky masks to start, and act like animals. When the masks come off we get to the good stuff. There is ass licking for both La Tigra and Billy. Doggie then anal with lots of energy. He cums on her mouth and she sucks him dry. It's Pauls's turn to smell her cunt with a donky mask then fuck her ass. He cums and she sucks it up.

DVD Extras:
Special Features: Photo Gallery, Cast List by Scene, Filmographies

Overall: Gregory Dark has a fascination of the female sexual psyche, Which shows in his interviews. He wants to know how the sexually empowered women view themselves. Do they think they are sluts or whores? He uses metaphor in his scenes, with the animal masks, babies and kitties, donkeys, cows, food and dogs. I'm not going to try and analyze what it all means. Women are the central characters and focus in most of the scenes, with the exception of Alex in scene 4 and 5. The scenes with guys in masks pretty much don't do it for me, as it makes it hard to identify with the male performers. For all of you who would rather see less of the guys than more, this should work just fine. He doesn't address the male sexual psyche at all. (I guess we are just mindless fuck machines, which kind of sucks for me.) His appraoch does say something about his mind.

If you have any questions or comments, please e-mail me at RobEHammer@aol.com.