Best Of Colt 3 & 4, The Review
ColtCast
Studio: Colt
Category: Compilation , Gay
Starring: Bruno, Al Parker, Shadow, Mike Davis, Bruce Craig, Gordon Grant, Mark Rutter, Franco Arbruzzi, Jack Hacker, Gunther Keller, Clint Lockner, Mickey Squires, Paul Storr, Ralph Whitaker
Released on: 12/24/2000
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Reviewed by joeblow69 on 3/18/2001
Once again its time to delve into the porno
vaults for some hot precondom action courtesy of
Colt Studios. Can Parts 3 and 4 live up to the
standard set in Parts 1 and 2? Read on to find
out!
The Bonus
MMMM… cowboys! Two built cowpokes are sucking face out in the stables when a third comes riding down the road and joins in on the action. OOOOh, boy, we’re are talking Marlboro Man rugged good looks here! It’s a fairly short scene, with no anal, and no oral cum shots. It’s still pretty hot, though.
Hand Tooled
Ah, Al Parker... One of the most famous cocks from the late 70’s. Al’s looking pretty fine as he strokes that huge cock of his. Looks like the camera man can’t control himself, as someone’s arm keeps reaching into the scene and grabbing hold of Al in all the right places. Then all of a sudden, a whole bunch of hands start working over Al’s entire body, playing special attention to that furry ass of his. After Al cums, the mystery hands come back and feed him his own spunk.
Flatbed
Boy, I don’t know how many porno scenes have started with someone stranded along the road with a flat tire. This time, it’s Gordan Grant who tries to help out poor Paul Storr. The camera does quite a few slow pans down Gordan’s huge, glistening chest as Paul sucks his big cock. Gordan gives Paul a nice hard fucking, but we don’t actually see the penetration, so I’m not sure if it realy happened or not. For some reason, there’s no cumshots in this scene. (This is the third time I’ve seen Gordan end a scene without coming. I wonder what’s wrong with that guy?)
Lockner’s Key
Oh man, talk about instant boners! Hairy muscle stud Bruno is laying around in a dirty jock strap having the time of his life just massaging his package. He whips out his cock and starts strokin while fantasizing about hunky cop Clint Lockner (who also played a cop in one of the scenes from The Best of Colt Films part 1). My god, Bruno is truly the real deal… he’s got a massive build, and an equally massive cock! After some mutual sucking, Bruno stuffs that thick cock up his buddy’s ass for a quick fuck, then blows his load right smack into the cop’s mouth.
The Come On
Two grease monkey’s meet up to relieve some pent up tensions. One has a major tear in the seat of his jeans, and his sexy ass hangs out there just begging to be fucked. And fucked he gets, although we still don’t get any good insertion shots. Bottom boy sure spews out a good amount of cum, though.
Moving Violation
After a cheesy motorcycle chase scene, a cop (again played by Clint Lockner) chases a crook into someone’s secret jackoff chamber. After the crook is subdued, Clint grabs the wanker and stuffs his face into his crotch. (Man I love aggressive cops!) A fairly hot threeway ensues, with the crook getting fucked, then gobbling up the other two guys’ cum.
Water Pump.
Man, where does Colt find these guys? We get treated with another solo, this time with a huge, hairy studmuffin cleaning off in an outdoor shower. He strips off his overalls, and starts lathering up, all the while he still has his jockstrap on! If you’ve never seen a big hunky guy take a shower while wearing a skimpy jock, you MUST buy this movie! He even bends over quite a bit to showcase his furry ass! He eventually whips out his cock and beats it to average cumshot. Very hot stuff, although, he does have a rather small cock. (Of course, any cock would look small on that massive body!)
The Senses Taker
Our friendly neighborhood census taker stops by a large house, and a very hunky boy clad only in a small towel answers the door. They go to the back porch to perform the “interview”, but it’s hard for the census taker to concentrate since there are two brawny men having sex in the background, and his interviewee’s weiner keeps slipping out from under the towel! What’s a guy to do? That’s easy.. you whip your cock out and get busy! This is another all oral scene, but there’s a good amount of ass-lickin to go along with your cock-suckin, and it ends with a very nice oral cumshot.
Timberwolves Part 1 and 2
Yea! Al Parker’s back! This time he’s teamed up with Mike Davis in a cabin out in the wilderness. Part 1 contains the oral action, and part 2 the anal. Wow, Mike’s cock looks like it is as big, if not bigger than Al’s! Whoohoo! Big floppy donkey dick! After some mutual oral, Mike blows his load, and Al greedily licks it up. Then they head deeper into the woods for a little more cocksucking and rimming. Finally Al gives up his hole, and Mike gives him quite the pounding. Then Mike throws his legs up in the air, and Al fucks him right back! They finish off a very hot scene with Al unloading his spunk right into Mike’s mouth.
The video quality is pretty good considering most of these films are over 20 years old. The picture isn’t too grainy and is lit very well. There isn’t much in the lines of extras, though. Only a slideshow that shows box covers of other Colt products. Colt has archives full of naked muclemen photos that they should be using to fill up their DVD slideshows.
Wow, chalk another one up for Colt, they really know how to put on a show! It’s not as good as Parts 1 and 2, but is substantially more consistent than parts 5 and 6. Unfortunately, Parts 3 and 4 are marred by the same problem Parts 5 and 6 had: no (or very few) anal penetration shots. Normally, this would drive me nuts, but for some reason, it didn’t bother me too much. Of course, if you are really into the in-and-out cock into ass shot so prevalent in today’s porn, The Best of Colt Films parts 3 and 4 will probably disappoint. But, if you’re looking for mature, rugged men with big cocks sucking cock and eating cum, this flick is a goldmine!
Send questions, comments, and love letters to: joeblow69@my.adultdvdtalk.com.
DVD courtesy of Colt Studio
The Bonus
MMMM… cowboys! Two built cowpokes are sucking face out in the stables when a third comes riding down the road and joins in on the action. OOOOh, boy, we’re are talking Marlboro Man rugged good looks here! It’s a fairly short scene, with no anal, and no oral cum shots. It’s still pretty hot, though.
Hand Tooled
Ah, Al Parker... One of the most famous cocks from the late 70’s. Al’s looking pretty fine as he strokes that huge cock of his. Looks like the camera man can’t control himself, as someone’s arm keeps reaching into the scene and grabbing hold of Al in all the right places. Then all of a sudden, a whole bunch of hands start working over Al’s entire body, playing special attention to that furry ass of his. After Al cums, the mystery hands come back and feed him his own spunk.
Flatbed
Boy, I don’t know how many porno scenes have started with someone stranded along the road with a flat tire. This time, it’s Gordan Grant who tries to help out poor Paul Storr. The camera does quite a few slow pans down Gordan’s huge, glistening chest as Paul sucks his big cock. Gordan gives Paul a nice hard fucking, but we don’t actually see the penetration, so I’m not sure if it realy happened or not. For some reason, there’s no cumshots in this scene. (This is the third time I’ve seen Gordan end a scene without coming. I wonder what’s wrong with that guy?)
Lockner’s Key
Oh man, talk about instant boners! Hairy muscle stud Bruno is laying around in a dirty jock strap having the time of his life just massaging his package. He whips out his cock and starts strokin while fantasizing about hunky cop Clint Lockner (who also played a cop in one of the scenes from The Best of Colt Films part 1). My god, Bruno is truly the real deal… he’s got a massive build, and an equally massive cock! After some mutual sucking, Bruno stuffs that thick cock up his buddy’s ass for a quick fuck, then blows his load right smack into the cop’s mouth.
The Come On
Two grease monkey’s meet up to relieve some pent up tensions. One has a major tear in the seat of his jeans, and his sexy ass hangs out there just begging to be fucked. And fucked he gets, although we still don’t get any good insertion shots. Bottom boy sure spews out a good amount of cum, though.
Moving Violation
After a cheesy motorcycle chase scene, a cop (again played by Clint Lockner) chases a crook into someone’s secret jackoff chamber. After the crook is subdued, Clint grabs the wanker and stuffs his face into his crotch. (Man I love aggressive cops!) A fairly hot threeway ensues, with the crook getting fucked, then gobbling up the other two guys’ cum.
Water Pump.
Man, where does Colt find these guys? We get treated with another solo, this time with a huge, hairy studmuffin cleaning off in an outdoor shower. He strips off his overalls, and starts lathering up, all the while he still has his jockstrap on! If you’ve never seen a big hunky guy take a shower while wearing a skimpy jock, you MUST buy this movie! He even bends over quite a bit to showcase his furry ass! He eventually whips out his cock and beats it to average cumshot. Very hot stuff, although, he does have a rather small cock. (Of course, any cock would look small on that massive body!)
The Senses Taker
Our friendly neighborhood census taker stops by a large house, and a very hunky boy clad only in a small towel answers the door. They go to the back porch to perform the “interview”, but it’s hard for the census taker to concentrate since there are two brawny men having sex in the background, and his interviewee’s weiner keeps slipping out from under the towel! What’s a guy to do? That’s easy.. you whip your cock out and get busy! This is another all oral scene, but there’s a good amount of ass-lickin to go along with your cock-suckin, and it ends with a very nice oral cumshot.
Timberwolves Part 1 and 2
Yea! Al Parker’s back! This time he’s teamed up with Mike Davis in a cabin out in the wilderness. Part 1 contains the oral action, and part 2 the anal. Wow, Mike’s cock looks like it is as big, if not bigger than Al’s! Whoohoo! Big floppy donkey dick! After some mutual oral, Mike blows his load, and Al greedily licks it up. Then they head deeper into the woods for a little more cocksucking and rimming. Finally Al gives up his hole, and Mike gives him quite the pounding. Then Mike throws his legs up in the air, and Al fucks him right back! They finish off a very hot scene with Al unloading his spunk right into Mike’s mouth.
The video quality is pretty good considering most of these films are over 20 years old. The picture isn’t too grainy and is lit very well. There isn’t much in the lines of extras, though. Only a slideshow that shows box covers of other Colt products. Colt has archives full of naked muclemen photos that they should be using to fill up their DVD slideshows.
Wow, chalk another one up for Colt, they really know how to put on a show! It’s not as good as Parts 1 and 2, but is substantially more consistent than parts 5 and 6. Unfortunately, Parts 3 and 4 are marred by the same problem Parts 5 and 6 had: no (or very few) anal penetration shots. Normally, this would drive me nuts, but for some reason, it didn’t bother me too much. Of course, if you are really into the in-and-out cock into ass shot so prevalent in today’s porn, The Best of Colt Films parts 3 and 4 will probably disappoint. But, if you’re looking for mature, rugged men with big cocks sucking cock and eating cum, this flick is a goldmine!
Send questions, comments, and love letters to: joeblow69@my.adultdvdtalk.com.
DVD courtesy of Colt Studio
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