Best by Private 100: Black Cocks & White Asses Review

Reviewed by Rosco Fuji  on  7/14/2009

Overall Observation: This release is a complete and utter waste of time. I wasted my time reviewing it so you, the viewing public don’t have to suffer. Avoid this at all costs. Overall premise is “Black Cock and White Asses” and is billed as “The Best of Private!” I haven’t watched a Private release in years as I’ve felt that they peaked on the original Private Video Magazine line. If this is the “Best of Private” I really haven’t missed anything. Overall, we have a compilation of six scenes total counting the bonus pulled from Private releases over the past 5 years. Premise is just like the title says, Black Cock & White Asses. This release goes downhill from there. The three main names in this are Chelsie Rae, Sasha Grey, and Sylvia Saint in the bonus. A few other girls round out the cast, but they’re introduced by their first name only, so who knows who there are. You’d think after the number of years that Private has been around that they’d let us know who the girls are, but I guess not. My disk also had several navigation and play issues and I had to eject and insert a disk three times before it’ll play. Onto the next problem, the first scene starts and it’s an outdoor night scene, in a dark alley, the cop is black, wearing dark pants that stay on, on top of black car. Do you get my drift? It was almost impossible to see anything going on in this scene. This concept continues throughout the disk making it impossible to enjoy. Chelsie Rae’s scene is also ruined by Chelsie having black hair and no makeup on giving her a washed out look. If they didn’t introduce her at the beginning of the scene, I’d have never guessed it was her. Again, the scene is unwatchable. Skip to Sasha Grey’s scene. Again, unwatchable. Sasha does take a nice serving of Penis Pudding, but camera work or lack thereof really ruins it. This is truly unwatchable. Between the lousy camera angles, the lighting issues, the jumping around of the scenes, the performers keeping clothes on to obscure their bodies.

Pluses: Sasha Grey, Sylvia Saint.

Minuses: Too many to list beyond what I’ve already mentioned above.

Sleaziness factor (1-10): 1. So much potential wasted here.