Best Butt in the West 2 Review

Reviewed by Rieekan  on  5/24/2001

DIRECTOR: Will Divide
PRODUCTION DATE: December 1995
DURATION: »85min
FEMMES: Caressa Savage, Heather Lee, J.R. Carrington, JenTeal, Jill Kelly, Lennox, Missy, Nici Sterling & Sid Deuce.

Welcome to Rieekan Review #2 – Best Butt(e) In The West 2. All right! I bought BBITW2 from www.AdultShop.com.au for AUD$49.95. I was mainly attracted by the sizzling cast: J.R. Carrington, Jill Kelly, Nici Sterling, Sid Deuce and gorgeous cover girl JenTeal who I simply don’t have enough of. And you can’t go wrong with the loadmaster, Peter North, in flesh with bone. All right! There were a few reviews giving BBITW2 an average rating, but I figured between the lovely ladies, Peter North and Rainwoman 14 director Will Divide, I wouldn’t be let down. From the title I assumed the movie was anal-themed and I like watching anal sex occasionally. However, I am getting tired of its proliferation, so I figured if there were anal in BBITW2 ‘softish’ director Will Divide would film it tastefully and not overdo it. So onto the review … all right!

STORY SYNOPSIS: The story of BBITW2 is simple. It’s presented in a humorous infomercial style as seen in a few segments of Rainwoman 14 – not exactly groundbreaking stuff, but amusing enough and no strain on acting ability. Jon Dough plays Carlton Shits, world-famous entrepreneur selling “Untold riches through firmer butt cheeks” with the help of his Tony Robbins-like associate, Tony “All right!” Screamer (North). The latter has the endearing, if occasionally irritating, habit of exclaiming “All right!” to emphasise certain points: “All right! Suck my dick!”

Dough and North (or Shits and Screamer if you prefer) are advertising the Buttaliser, a device that firms up your butt cheeks and helps you lead a richer, fuller and more rounded life. They present various testimonials to demonstrate how the Buttaliser has helped people achieve their dreams through their arses. It’s hardly an Academy Award winning script, but Dough and North play their parts perfectly and the women lend a helping pussy. All right! The movie ends with a mock fight between the partners and some entertaining outtakes of Dough’s monologues.

Scene 1 – J.R. Carrington & Peter North. Every time I see the lovely J.R. Carrington her breasts seem bigger and more beautiful. North is still a bit too buff, but he’s better looking than most males in the industry and most guys can only dream of dishing out his heavy-duty loads. They work very well together, though they had to perform awkwardly on a staircase for no good reason (this was annoying). J.R. gives great head, there is some ungainly 69, standard fucking and anal, with J.R. easily taking North’s entire length. She keeps her bikini on throughout, so breast lovers won’t be amused. North pulls out to paste an award-winning load all over her pussy (and a little inside too) – an absolutely fantastic ending. Frustratingly, the camera doesn't linger on J.R.’s glazed pussy so you’ll have to freeze-frame here. Good close-ups and style – the best scene in the movie all right!

Scene 2 – Missy, Jon Dough & Steve St. Croix. I’ve never liked Missy’s face, but she is a great performer, has a nice arse and takes facials thirstily. Dough and St. Croix aren’t disturbing to look at. She blows them on a couch, then fucks St. Croix doggy while blowing Dough. They switch. Pretty standard double-teaming though no anal or DP. The scene ends with a fantastic double facial, mainly courtesy of Mr. Dough (somebody’s been drinking protein shakes – other than Missy that is). Perfunctory post-cum head, but again not enough lingering! Missy is wild and it’s a hot ending.

Scene 3 – JenTeal, Heather Lee (?) & Lennox (?). I’m not completely sure about the girls’ identities in this threesome by a pool (some extras would be nice NuTech). JenTeal is unbelievably beautiful here and I was disappointed that it wasn’t a hetero scene. She appears alongside a short-haired bleached blonde and a taller, sunburnt long-haired blonde, both average-looking. Though I’m an enormous (no-toys) lesbian fan, this scene was depressing. It wasn’t girlish, hot or natural, and there were enormous off-putting dildos. Technically, the scene was poor with some black & white, haphazard lighting and mike-boom shadow. I can’t abide this waste of JenTeal and generally skip this scene.

Scene 4 – Nici Sterling, Caressa Savage (?), Peter North & Wilde Oscar. Nici is the quintessential British good girl with an innocent face (not schoolgirl) and a naughty nature; I adore her accent! She has interesting bouffy hair in this scene but looks great. Caressa (?) is a long-haired, tattooed Latino brunette with an enormous bust – though I love big tits, I found hers somewhat unappealing. Oscar is quite grotesque. This scene is a standard twin-coupling on a couch with some anal for Nici but no interaction. It ends with North shooting an average (for him) load on the unknown girl’s arse. Oscar has an annoyingly convulsive orgasm and unloads in Nici’s mouth; he licks her mouth and kisses her. The unknown woman should have been omitted from this scene or replaced by JenTeal.

Scene 5 – Jill Kelly, Sid Deuce & Jon Dough. Jill Kelly and Sid Deuce are two hot blondes that look great together, especially as Sid wore her hair like Jill often does (though not here) and they looked like sisters. The beautiful blonde duo gets it on with Dough in a shadowy kitchen. A long, warm scene with a lot of fucking on a counter. The two girls sadly didn’t do much with each other, but perversely, this made them seem even more like sisters. Dough pulls out of Jill’s pussy to shoot a disappointingly (after his earlier performance) average load on Sid’s tongue and chin. The facial was filmed on an awkward, shadowy angle. This was a sadly unused opportunity for a cum swap.

TECHNICALITIES: Image clarity was generally good, though the picture could have been a touch brighter and sharper. Lighting really needed work in places (the last three scenes). The photography also needed refinement (which Rainwoman 14 delivered) – more close-ups and straight shots, and the abolishment of a number of libellous long shots where the women were blocked out by foreground objects. Scene three was also a technical tragedy.

Audio clarity was fine and the music was within tolerable limits. The DVD had 5 chapters and absolutely zero extras.

SUMMARY: Though I have some complaints about BBITW2, I like it a lot – it just has some rough edges. Like Rainwoman 14, the premise is entertaining; the acting was pretty good, especially Dough and North; and it’s a great low- budget production.

The women looked great, particularly J.R., Nici, Jill Kelly and Sid Deuce. JenTeal was heartbreakingly stunning but loses points for her disappointing scene; conversely, plain-looking Missy scores bonus points for her performance and fantastic double facial. The men were also decent- looking and performed well – where were they for Rainwoman 14? The sex was generally hotter and more interesting than Rainwoman.

Technically speaking, the direction needed some fine-tuning (particularly with lighting), but the A/V quality was good. NuTech should have provided some extras, but coming from a deprived VHS background I don’t mind much. The movie was normal length but the g/g/g scene should have been a lot shorter.

BBITW2 was definitely worth getting for its cast, though it really failed to deliver with JenTeal, particularly as she was on the front cover. The girls were great, North provided his weight in white gold and Dough was surprisingly good too. There were no condoms, some anal sex (filmed fairly softly) and some facials. I would have preferred to see the unknown woman in the fourth scene replaced with JenTeal, a Jill Kelly/Sid Deuce cum swap and/or more Peter North.

Though I think Rainwoman 14 was better overall, BBITW2 is sexier and is still a good porn flick. Its intangibles cancel out, so three and a half stars is its raw score. The first, second and last scenes really make this worthwhile. It has a medium raincoat/stroker factor (with two great money shots) and is couples-safe, though possibly not couples-friendly.

I think I paid a fair price and I’m definitely interested to see BBITW1 or any of Will Divide’s later work.

Rieekan
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