Belladonna's Evil Pink Review

Studio
Evil Angel / Belladonna Entertainment 

Genre
All Girl Gonzo

Director
Belladonna

Starring
Belladonna, Avy Scott, Vandalia, Angel Eyes, Cytherea, Velvet Rose, and Michelle Lay

Running Time
2:36

DVD Format
Single Sided, Dual Layer (DVD-9)

Aspect Ratio
1.33:1 (full frame)

Special Features
Animated main menu with full motion video; full motion video chapter selection menu; fetish menu; 15-minute outtake / behind-the-scenes reel; 71-picture photo gallery (mix of hardcore and softcore)

Typical Watchers
Belladonna or Avy Scott fans and anyone in search of girl-girl gonzo

Typical Haters
Folks looking for more sensual lesbianism or an A-list, well-known cast

Replay Value
High

Themes
Girl-girl, big tits, dirty talk, anal toys, kissing, real female orgasms, squirting, ass-to-mouth, piercings, tattoos, interracial, outdoor sex, analingus, smoking, spanking

Condoms
Even if there were guys in this video, there wouldn't be any

If You Liked This DVD, You Should Enjoy
No recommendations

Video Captures
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The First Word:  Belladonna's debut video with Evil Angel, a no-holds-barred girl-girl pussyfest, should answer whether Bella is more than just an enthusiastic performer and whether John Stagliano made a good decision when he brought her into the directorial ranks of The Evil Empire.

What's It About?:   The movie opens up with Belladonna's voice welcoming us to the ride of our lives, followed by the Evil Pink title superimposed on Avy Scott's massive, jiggling tits.  After a bit of solo tease, Bella, sporting her crew-cut look, gets some intense pussy licking and clit rubbing from Avy that results in a strong climax.  It's a short, 10-minute scene, but it does set a good tone for the video...just unabashedly slutty girl-girl action.

Next, Cytherea, a cute 21-year old brunette, is riding a tire swing when she confesses she's been wanting to fuck Belladonna for a long time.  The two begin with some very hot tongue-sucking, then Bella asks Cytherea how she masturbated when she was younger. I agree with Bella's assessment of Cytherea's nice, natural breasts, which Bella sucks and slaps around.   It's really clear that Belladonna has the art of tease mastered, teasing us with Cytherea's youthful ass and pretty pussy.

When the two get down to serious sex under some pine trees, the lighting goes from bad to worse, but the intensity is unquestionable.  Bella introduces a glass dildo and works up Cytherea to an intense O.  When she pulls out the toy, Cyth unleashes a gushing stream of pee over Bella's tits.  But that's not the end!  After playing with her urethra a bit, Bella brings her to another squirting orgasm, this time soaking Bella's face and the camera.  Then she does it a third time before they move on.  While squirting is not my thing, it's a hot and unbridled scene!

At this point, we scarcely notice that 20 minutes have passed, but the scene isn't over yet--it now turns to Bella sucking a mini glass baseball bat and taking it up her ass.  After a bit of ass-to-mouth, Bella rubs her clit while Cytherea rams the bat in Bella's ass.  I'm a little disappointed with the lackluster ending; Bella's half is almost boring in comparison to Cytherea's.

Angel Eyes, a black girl with a pretty face and natural tits, is next.  The first thing to point out is that Angel is marginally on the thick side...not overweight by any means, but she's not the petite girl that we've become accustomed to seeing in porn.  Bella seems to appreciate her jiggling stripper ass though. If you're not familiar with the female anatomy by now, Bella will educate you as she spreads Angel wide open and exposes her clit to the camera.  Unfortunately, after several minutes of Bella licking and finger fucking Angel Eye's pussy, the scene just ends with Bella telling us that she's going to "make her wait" and that she's going to find some other pussy.  So we have to wait until later on in the video to see the finish.

Belladonna transitions from performer to being mostly behind the camera in the next scene with Michelle Lay (an older brunette, small boobs) and Velvet Rose (braided bleached hair, big boobs, and a lot of piercings).  After about 10 minutes of tame teasing (such as sucking on a popsicle) and fun exploration, Michelle kicks off the hardcore by tonguing Velvet's butthole.  I like how the scene is both explicit yet fun--for example, Michelle makes her asshole talk, ventriloquist-style.  There's also plenty of rubbing and dildo play throughout with heavy anal emphasis.  The biggest liabilities in this scene are Velvet Rose's trailer-trash sounding dirty talk (I can only hear "fuck yeah!" so many times...) and the unfortunately discolored lube that escapes when an toy is removed from her ass.

Then it's back to the empty apartment where Bella and Angel Eyes were just getting started.  Now they're joined by Avy Scott, who plays with Angel while Bella smokes.  Eventually, it's a threeway with a glass dildo up Avy's ass, vibrating eggs, fingers, and tongues.  But then Bella puts the breaks on things, announcing that she's going to go and get another pussy to throw into the mix.

Apparently, this fourth pussy is Vandalia, a big-boned, tattooed, and pierced girl who is vacuuming in her underwear and gyrating to the music on her portable CD player.  Bella ends up displaying Vandalia's spread pussy and then eating her ass and pussy out in a similar manner as the other girls.

Then, in a scene obviously shot before Bella chopped off her hair, Bella and Avy (who's sporting an amazing hairdo and a some very impractical suspenders) spend quite a bit of time kissing and playing with each other's boobs.   Then Bella destroys Avy's fishnet tights in order to lick her ass.  Fans of Avy will really enjoy watching her with a buttplug burried in her while Bella licks and explores her pussy.  But the icing on the cake is Bella taking on a buttplug the size of the warhead on a shoulder-fired missile without breaking a sweat (!)

While the Belladonna/Avy scene feels like it lasts an eternity, there are a few more moments worth noting, like the use of honey as a butt lubricant, seeing Avy's engorged clit on display, and watching Bella circle her finger around the rim of Avy's open, pink pussy.

At the 2 hour 24 minute mark, the final scene begins, which is really just the Angel Eyes scene that's been interrupted a couple of times.  Now, the collection of pink is Angel, Bella, Avy, and Vandalia.  I really don't have anything positive to say about it; it's poorly shot with too many close-ups.  I also don't care for Vandalia and she's the focus of the scene.  And when it comes down to it, there's nothing that we haven't seen over and over again for two and a half hours.

What I liked: Hardcore and enthusiastic:  When I think about all of the all-girl movies I've seen, I can't think of very many that have the great combination of nasty hardcore with an unstaged sense of enthusiasm and zeal.  Some of the other lesbian gonzos that have come out recently have the nasty factor, but you can tell that it's staged for the camera.  Here, the line between porno shoot and  pure lust for sex is blurred.

Avy and Cytherea are awesome:  I love Avy Scott's large, real knockers, especially combined with the suspenders she wears toward the end of Evil Pink.  And Cytherea's cute petite body and innocent voice do a number on me.  If the other girls were like these two (and they aren't), this would be a must-have DVD.

What I didn't like:  Don't you want to slide your cock in there?:  I know that it's mostly guys who will be watching this, but I don't like Bella's dirty talk that assumes that the viewer is male.  I would guess that women of the lesbian or bi persuasion would flock to this type of all-girl gonzo rather than the lipstick lines or JM-style gangbangs.  Plus, I could do without the insinuations that we're just sitting around jacking off to this stuff...even if we are.

Tats and piercings:  I feel so friggin' old even though I'm a Gen-Xer.  I just don't get all of these gigantic tattoos and piercings all over the place (labia, nipples, tongues, belly buttons, lips, you name it) on these girls.  I could totally do without it.  Goddamned kids these days!

Belladonna's new hairdo:  While I think that Belladonna's completely unrestrained sexuality makes up for the huge tat on her breast and her gap-toothed smile, her bleached crew-cut now makes it almost impossible to look past the freaky part of Bella.  Her scene with Avy with her old hair makes me long for her Fashionistas look.

Deja Vu:  The action, though definitely extreme and enthusiatic, gets pretty repetitive.  I like how creative Bella gets at times, but between the constant anal penetration and the assortment of glass dildos, you can almost predict what's coming next.

DVD Extras:  According to the packaging, this is a director's cut DVD with 16 more minutes of action than the VHS version.  In addition, there's another 15 minutes of behind-the-scenes and outtake footage.  The first three minutes are the best, with Belladonna vacuuming one of the sets in her latex outfit.  Besides the extra footage, there's a 71-picture photo gallery, a helpful scene-by-scene cast list, and some other assorted information.

A/V Quality:   The video quality is pretty darn good, clearly equal to the product from the big name gonzo forces out there.  The sound is another story though, as there's a good amount of hiss from the sensitive mic.  It may make it easy to hear every comment and every moan, but it also picks up a lot of noise pollution (like passing jets).

The Last Word:   Well, to me at least, it's pretty clear that Bella can hang with the boys directing at Evil Angel.  I hope that she'll feature some slightly better talent in the future and mix up the action so that it doesn't feel like you've seen the same thing in the scene you just watched.  And I can only imagine what Belladonna's videos will be like when she throws boys into the mix.  Evil Pink:  Not perfect, but clearly above most of the all-girl pack.

- Saki (saki@sakivision.com)