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Becoming Carmen Hart Review

Wicked

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Reviewed by barrettman  on  9/15/2006

Synopsis
A features-porn, 'mockumentary' on Carmen's life before, and entry into the adult biz.

Scene 1
Ah, honeymoon/nuptual sex between 'hubby' Eric Masterton & bride Carmen. Lovey-dovey fireside sex, some reverse cowgirl, & spoon vaginal...Eric comes all over Carmen's tummy. Best part of this scene was that Carmen kept her glasses and her bridal veil on the entire scene. Nasty!

Scene 2
Carmen comes home to find hubby Eric getting a hummer from Chloe Dior. After watching him coat Chloe's face in cream, Carmen packs up & moves out to make a new start in Sin City, aka. Porn Valley.

Scene 3
Carmen is awakened by her new housemates' Kirsten Price & Barrett Blade's sexual antics. Inspired by Kirsten's love talk...."I wanna ride you, Cowboy Jimmy !" and, " Fuck me, Cowboy Jimmy"....Carmen is inspired to masturbate ( wouldnt you ?). Some 69 oral, rcg and mish boning follow before Barrett( err, Cowboy Jimmy) blasts baby batter all over beautiful Kirsten's face. Carmen diddles herself to sleep. Nighty nite all.

Scene 4
Carmen finds employment as a porn-set gofer, read; lube& wipes girl ! Her first day finds her on the set of a wacked out director ( wonderfully played by Jonathan Morgan), his stars, Tiffany Rayne & Manuel Ferrara. Definitely the best sex scene on the disk... 69 oral,complete with 'duck noises', sexy hip grinding by Tiff in rcg vaginal. Spoon, cowgirl, & reverse cowgirl follow 'till Manuel unloads a good dose of 'Man' goo on Tiffany's purty face. Now where's them wipes Carmen ?

Scene 5
Carmen walks in on Barrett filming his hummer from Taylor Hilton, POV style. Barrett gives Carmen the filming duties so that he can better enjoy the BJ and gives Taylor a nice facial.

Scene 6
An on-set emergency finds a porn actress NOT showing up as scheduled/promised( Nooooo ???). Carmen is asked by Morgan if she wants to take Miss No-shows' place. And when the enticement is boning Triple H, err Evan Stone ( fantastic here as a dimbulb porn meatstick), how can she refuse ? Some 69 oral, a little doogy, some rcg, and Evan delivers a tasty protein shake for Carmen's consumption.

The DVD
Sound/visuals here were solid. The usual great job by Wicked in packing extras onto their dvds. Here you get a bonus sex scene with Carmen & Jenner. BTS footage, some bloopers, & cast info. Very nice.

Summary
If travelling down features road, you could do a lot worse than stopping and picking up this dvd. The sex is decent, the story a good one, and the eye candy top shelf.

Makes me wanna keep an eye out for future work by Ms Carmen.

peace, barrettman .



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