Beautiful Big Naughty Girls Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  11/7/2005

NOTE: This is an amateur video. Amateur and homemade movies don’t have the budget nor the resources of studio porn, and therefore rarely get close to the same quality technically. I’m rating this DVD on the same scale, but most homemade or amateur features would rarely make it above a 3 on the standard scale I use for studio porn for their technical aspects. The performers also aren’t normally the ‘glamour stars’ one expects from studio porn, and instead use people who look like somebody you might encounter in your day to day life. Finally, the camera work has a different feel, as it’s often shot from a tripod or with somebody who doesn’t have the technical training or experience of professional cameramen. That said, amateur and homemade features have a great charm to them, simple because the people in them are doing what they’re doing to have fun and because they enjoy it. All the things that separate them from studio porn contribute to that charm, I hope people will keep that in mind when checking out this review and not just look at the ratings as the ultimate word on this release. Since the technical aspects are normally lacking and there normally isn’t much for extras in amateur features, I’ve weighted my overall rating more heavily towards the sex than I do in most studio porn.

The Little Details

Running Time: 113 min.

Production Date: May 2005

Director: None credited

Cast: Trinity Shadow, Jessica Jones, Lance, Demi Moore, and Don

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: Pixie’s Emporium has been putting out some nicely fun amateur movies. I’m looking forward to this one.

Initial Reaction: It’s a bit hit or miss, but there’s some good chemistry and I love the build of the girls.

Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting very large women

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting realistically built women on the younger side of things

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good for an amateur release. The audio is balanced okay, but there are quite a few background noises. The video also varies a bit. There’s very little grain to the presentation, but there is some very uneven lighting.

Music: The only music is in the third scene, where it seems like a stereo is playing in the background. It works pretty well for the scene, and sets it apart nicely.

Menus: The main menu is simple, but works. The chapter menu lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene, a title for the scene, and the players in the movie.

The Feature

Big Beautiful Naughty Girls collects a couple scenes from three different girls, Trinity Shadow, Jessica Jones, and Demi Moore. Each girl is built like a woman should be, with meat on their bones rather than looking like a skeleton with some Glad Press N Seal stretched over it and a wig on top and not so much that they can tell you how far away the nearest Pizza Hut is by smell alone.

Scene 1 - Trinity Shadow

Trinity, a five foot eleven blonde, starts things out chatting while wearing a white tee shirt, black hotpants, and knee high black lace-up boots. She talks about how she loves her 36DD breasts and her face, and quickly hoists up her shirt to show them off. Trinity talks about making her “kitty purr” before pulling her hot pants and panties aside to show her pretty pierced pussy. She rubs herself softly before breaking out her “little friend”, a pink dildo that looks to be about a foot long. Trinity works her pierced tongue around the tip and sucks it seductively while continuing to rub and finger her pussy. She offers it up to the cameraman before the scene fades out.

This is a very hot scene. Trinity is drop dead gorgeous, and has such a fantastic smile and great eyes that it darn near made me bust mere moments into the scene. The entire scene is kept extremely tame and is very heavy on the tease, but at the same time that’s what makes it work. It’s nicely different from so many other scenes out there and has some nice heat to it. I hope that this isn’t the last we see of Trinity Shadow.

Scene 2 - Jessica Jones and Lance

Jessica, a redhead with a bit of meat on her bones and a roundish face, waits for Lance behind a massage table. When he arrives in a robe she helps him out of it and has him lie down on the massage table as she starts rubbing his back down with oil. Her top magically disappears and she starts using her tits to rub Lance’s back. She hoists her skirt up and grinds on him a little as well as spanking his ass before sliding her skirt off. Lance rolls over so she can rub his chest, and plays with her nipples and pussy after asking permission. She rubs her tits across his body as she slides down to tease his cock with her tits and mouth. Jessica takes her time getting to sucking his cock, and moves from between his legs to standing alongside to sixty-nining him while only allowing him to play with her pussy rather than tasting it at first. After Lance gets in a few licks, Jessica hops off and gives him a vigorous handjob until he appears to pop between her tits. After an editing break, Lance starts fucking her from behind on the table. He doesn’t pop, but puts some nice effort into satisfying Jessica.

This is a very enjoyable scene. Jessica takes her sweet time working Lance over, and is a cute girl. She knows how to stretch out the tease right, and she looks like she’s having a lot of fun with the massage. It goes a long way towards building the chemistry between them, and helps make this a very hot scene. My only real complaints here is that the lighting is a bit heavy and the camera is stuck on a tripod the entire time so you don’t get any decent closeups. The combination of the two meant that you never got to clearly see a pop shot in the scene. Due to the chemistry in the scene, though, that was a very minor complaint for me.

Scene 3 - Jessica Jones and Lance

Jessica starts out the second scene in a white button down skirt with a red plain skirt and glasses with her hair pulled back into pigtails, while Lance starts out in a black button down shirt and tan athletic pants. They take off her shirt and open up Lance’s pants so Jessica can show off her oral skills again, as well as her pierced tongue and tits. She takes her time sucking Lance’s cock, and makes sure to give him some fantastic eyes before oiling up her tits and giving him a little titty fucking. Jessica encourages him to cum all over her tits, but after plenty more stroking it just doesn’t happen.

This is another nice scene, and my only complaint is the lack of a pop. Jessica is cute as can be again, and her enthusiasm for sex easily moves the scene past her having a couple extra pounds. I love her eyes as she strokes Lance, and the lighting and camera work is much better here as well. This is a nice little scene even without a pop shot.

Scene 4 - Trinity Shadow

Trinity returns for a second scene, and returns fully dressed. She continues her conversation with the camera man while diddling her pussy. She rubs her pussy with her fingers and moans away until the camera fades into the next scene.

This is a disappointing scene. It’s definitely a tease scene, and sadly it doesn’t end up the good kind of tease. It feels like a continuation of the original scene, and is so short that as soon as it gets going, it ends while leaving it feeling like there’s more to come. This is more than a little frustrating.

Scene 5 - Demi Moore

Demi is a full figured blonde with a nice rack. She starts out her scene stripping out of a pair of light purple pants to show off a dark purple matched bra and panty set and a pierced navel. She masturbates lightly as she strips down, and keeps playing naturally as she rolls around. She takes a cucumber-like dildo when it’s offered to her and puts it to work on her pussy. She works herself over with the toy until she looks like she’s completely satisfied.

This is a pretty good masturbation scene. Demi has a very nice and very realistic body, and she never seemed like she was faking her responses for a single moment. On the other hand, the scene seemed to go on much longer than it needed. It got long for me, and I found myself easily distracted by the end of it.

Scene 6 - Demi Moore and Don

Demi returns to take on Don, a brunette guy who’s hair has started to recede a little. She licks her way quickly down his chest so she can suck his cock, and as she works around energetically sucking his cock, Don plays with her pussy a little using his foot. Demi slides a rubber onto his cock and rubs a little lube over it before bending over and letting him fuck her from behind. They quickly move into missionary, where Don seems to know just how to vary his speed to please Demi. They work back and forth between doggie and mish until Demi drops down and strokes Don all over her face.

This is a pretty hot scene. There’s nice energy between Demi and Don, and he really seems to know what she likes. Once again I never doubted a single reaction from her, and she had a nicely natural feel to the entire scene. The cameraman does a nice job of mixing up his shots, and my only real complaint is that the scene seemed a little limited with only having two positions. This is another nice scene.

Scene 7 - Trinity Shadow

Trinity returns to finish things up. She quickly rolls over and puts her pink dildo to work on her pussy and slides a finger into her asshole. She pulls her finger back out and concentrates on fucking her pussy with the toy until she looks to have a nice orgasm. She plays with it a little more with her fingers before winding down and looking seductively at the camera while showing off her pierced tongue.

This is a nice final sequence. Trinity is definitely a hottie, and it was nice to see her go all the way with herself. She has a great sexuality about her, and I really hope that she does a few more scenes for the Pixies. This is a hot solo scene.

Big Beautiful Naughty Girls is a very nice amateur release. Although a couple of the scenes got a little long for me, it does a very good job of mixing up the action and the settings to keep things interesting. What I liked even better, however, was the girls in the movie. Every girl looks like a real woman. They have natural bodies and aren’t the tanorexic waifs that so often show up in porn flicks nor people who thinks that Overeaters Anonymous is for quitters. They have nicely natural reactions that go with their nicely natural body, and the reality of the movie drew me in and got me past any of the little things that sometimes hold back an amateur release. Big Beautiful Naughty Girls is a great movie for anybody who’s sick of unrealistic looking people getting it on in porn movies.

The Extra Stuff

Trailers are included for Red Headed Sluts, Lesbian Playtime, Tubby Tub Time Friends, Talk Dirty to Me!, French Girls, Never Satisfied, and Body By Shana 2.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, amateur, masturbation, toys, big bodied girls, titty fucking, and anal (finger)

Raincoat Factor: Very high

Condom Usage: Between Demi Moore and Don

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of the DVDs from Pixie’s Emporium can be found online for about $15. This might be pushing it a little, but I can see it being well worth the money for people who want very real looking women. The technical aspects are nicely done for an amateur release and there’s a few trailers for extras. This is a nicely done amateur DVD with some very relaxing sex.

Note to Pixie’s Emporium: I really hope you do a sequel to this one or at least bring each of the girls back for an appearance in other releases.

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