Barn Storm (Standard Release) (Titan Men) Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  9/29/2007

The film begins with shots of the awesome damage left by a Kansas tornado. Allen Silver, a grizzled stud with silver hair and beard drives out to his barn to survey the damage with his camcorder.
Entering the remains of the barn, he encounters a sleeping young Jesse Santana and other members of the cleanup crew, Andrew Justice and Justin Riddick.
Saying that he has just hauled water up from the well in order to bathe, Andrew strips out of his clothes to reveal the prettiest cock in Kansas.
“I didn’t mean to stare,” Allen stammers. “It’s just that it’s so big.”
“You wanna touch it?” Andrew asks.
“”Sure,” Allen replies as he reaches for the steadily rising organ.
“Me, too!” pipes up the now awake Jesse.
It is at this point that the ultra handsome Dean Flynn enters the barn and the action.
Some mighty fine cocks come into view.
“Do you suck?” Andrew inquires of Allen.
“Sometimes,” Allen replies. And it appears this is one of those times. He also gives Jesse’s hard dick some suction.
Dean meanwhile is working on Riddick’s rod before Riddick returns the favor on the handsome stud's.
Jesse sits down on Dean’s upstanding prick and goes for a lengthy ride. Allen grabs hold of Jesse’s hard cock and jacks him off while Jesse is bouncing up and down on Dean’s organ.
We cut to Dean bent over and sucking Andrew’s admirable dick while Justin plows into Dean’s ass. Dean stops sucking in order to put a condom on Andrew’s dick and lube it up with some of the Titan lube (found in every barn). Dean lowers himself onto the cock. He dismounts only to lie back on a bale of hay and allow Andrew to continue the fuck in the missionary position.
Allen and Justin jack off. Andrew withdraws from Dean’s ass, and he and Dean shoot their loads almost simultaneously.

IN the Director’s Extended Edit we now find Dean in a wheelbarrow. Allen, Andrew, and Jesse stand around him and Allen and Jesse piss on him.

Action in the barn now continues with Allen, Justin Riddick and four new guys: Scott Tanner, Brandon Monroe, Patrick O’Connor, and Ty LeBeouf. Scott is a handsome blond stud; Brandon is a very sexy young guy. Patrick proves himself to be quite a sex pig. And Ty is appropriately named—beef.
There’s a bit of misleading dialogue before Allen (who would seem to be the focus of the scene from this dialogue) disappears from the scene. Cocks come out and Justin drops down to suck a few. Soon the others start sucking. There is a problem in that there is red light bathing the scene. Red is the one light that should never be used in porn (or any film for that matter) as it distorts the vision. It’s most annoying.
Brandon sits on Patrick’s face and Patrick cums, with his tongue still up Brandon’s ass.
Scott then fucks Patrick as Justin waits his turn.
By the time Ty is fucking Brandon the lighting has improved somewhat but it still leaves something to be desired.

IN the Director’s Edit, Patrick kneels before Scott and Ty. Ty pisses on Patrick’s chest and in his mouth. (He throws back his head and appears to swallow it.) Ty stands around holding his dick but is piss-shy. Patrick then pisses on himself and up into his own mouth. (Thirsty lad.) Finally someone (we can’t see his face) probably takes over for Ty and dribbles a bit on Patrick.

The third scene starts out with Andrew (hooray!), Jesse (good!), and Allen (remember Allen?). They are wanking their dicks. Each drops down to suck the other two. Jesse is sucking away when Justin Burkshire and Bo Matthews enter the barn and stand gawking. Justin is a real cutie and Bo is beau. They strip out of their farm togs and follow their raging cocks over to join the festivities. Allen grabs hold of Justin’s protuberance and drops down to suck it. Bo falls to his knees to give head to the others. Justin then begins sucking Allen’s leaking cock. This pretty kid can suck cock!
“Wanna fuck these guys?” Allen poses.
“Hell, yeah!” Andrew affirms.
Bo and Justin move over to lie side by side on bales of hay. Andrew drives his cock into young Justin and Allen starts fucking Bo. Jesse busies himself with the camcorder. (Remember the camcorder?) There‘s some pretty hot fucking going on and Jesse decides he wants to be a part of it, so he changes places with Justin. Andrew and Allen switch bottoms. Justin asks Jesse to let him back in, but it’s dubious that Allen fucks the kid as Allen cums almost immediately.
Soon everyone is awash with cum.

Once again Titan has great extras. There’s no “Behind the Scenes” but there are the Photoshoots, Interviews, and Cumshot Review. In addition there are two watersport scenes that weren’t used in CAMPUS PIZZA, as that was not released as a Director’s Edit. There is also a lengthy scene that wasn’t used in SEX FILES #3 wherein Tag Adams delivers a keg to a fraternity and gets an initiation from the others.

Scenes one and three in "Barnstorm" are the best (with three the best of all). The weakest scene is in the middle as it should be. Most of the problem in scene two is the lighting, but the lighting is something of a problem everywhere.
There is a line in the film “Being Julia” where the director of a play says ‘Give me plenty of light. You can’t play comedy in the dark.’ Well, you can’t film porn in the dark—or in red light either. In “Barnstorm” they’ve sacrificed the important thing (the sex) for mood and effect.
In spite of that, I have no doubt “Barnstorm” will still lift the spirits.
“But I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore, Toto.”