Barely Legal 43 Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  5/10/2004

Somebody should inform Clive McLean that some people actually have sex in bed, in a house. The director of “Barely Legal #43” (and most of the other volumes of this long-running series) seems to have forgotten that it’s okay for lovers to take the action indoors.

There are six scenes in the flick, and ALL of them take place outdoors. (The final romp is called a “Bonus Scene” for whatever reason.) To me, this is disconcerting and makes it “Fast Forward” material. I just can’t see the eroticism in two people meeting in a pool, or in a field, or in front of a commercial garage, and immediately getting it on.

The opening act has Kira Beckam and Lara Lewis, two semi-cute blondes, doing each other on a deck chair near a swimming pool. A dildo appears magically (maybe the pool boy loaned it to them) to make a tedious scene only slightly interesting.

Running out of novel locations, McLean pairs blond Sarah Sinn and heavily-tattoed Kurt Lockwood in – ta da – a swimming pool. She’s cute; he’s not. After a couple position changes and semi-rough stuff from Kurt, he unloads on her face.

Staying with the aquatic theme, Roxy and Alex Rox mix it up on a rowboat next to a lake. She’s a brunette who’s made a bad life choice with her heavily-inked back. Her not-so-pretty face takes a Rox shot to end a forgettable scene.

Sergio’s car is breaking down, so he pulls into a garage and immediately starts fooling around with grease monkey Katin. Don’t know what he saw through those coveralls, but he must have been disappointed when he got her out of them. Big, natural tits with tats on her belly and butt for this average-looking brunette. The facial doesn’t save this boring scene.

Michelle has long, curly hair, a pair of decent, medium, natural tits, and a very nice smile. She convinces Joey Ray they should fuck on a tractor in a field. He gives her the high, hard one up the butt before shooting on her sweet mug.

Brown-haired Sabina needs a shower and finds one under a water tower. Up drive two dudes, Craig and Kris (another excellent job by Hustler of identifying the performers), and that’s all the motivation she needs to drop trow. She takes a double face frosting to finish a marginal scene.

The “hostess” for this series, a very cute blonde, reads letters from the “Barely Legal” mailbag to set up each scene. But to save a few bucks, Hustler uses the same footage over and over. Same letter, same envelope, same girl. Tacky!

The extras contain the usual self-serving Hustler crap: Previews, Director’s Profile, Slide Show, Behind the Scenes, and 800 numbers.

Bottom line: The girls are young, fresh, and natural. The guys don’t abuse them too much. Now if they’d move the sex into a bedroom once in a while, I might be interested.