Barebacking With Jeff Palmer 3 Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  9/22/2005

BAREBACKING WITH JEFF PALMER 3: GANG FUCKED is like watching the same film--first with a white cast, then with a black cast, and then with an Asian-Latino cast because in the fucking there is no fucking variety.

Jeff sits on a poof (no pun intended) and is assailed by four white guys who fuck him, feed him dick, double-fuck him, cum in his mouth. This is the most interesting scene because there is a red head with a dick surmounted by orange hair that can only be described as a third leg. God, but it’s thick and huge! Jeff can only get the head in his mouth. (But, of course all of it in his ass.) There is also a guy with both tits pierced and lots of tattoos (one of which across his stomach spells “strength”) who can suck his own cock—and does so as Jeff licks his balls. A cute young one with scarcely any pubic hair and another average Joe. As I said, they take turns ass-fucking him, face-fucking him, feeding him cum. Really, to all intents and purposes, the film is over in these first 14 minutes. And it’s the only good scene.

Jeff now calls out: “Bring on da black guyz!” And we have the same thing now with four black guys—none of whom has a cock to match the red-haired stud in scene one. (Who has?) The only difference here is that Jeff doesn’t eat their cum. (I guess he doesn’t like chocolate milk.)

“Bring on da brown guyz!” the insatiable Jeff calls out. He has far more stamina than I, because by now I’m quite bored with it all. There seem to be 5 guys here at one point but only three seem to give Jeff a real workout. There is no double-fucking, but Jeff does seem to have a taste for Latin cream. There is one interesting moment when one of the ‘brown guys’ fucks Jeff upside down withdrawing and reinserting his prick as it pours forth cream sending some into Jeff’s ass (which he pushes out) and some running down his legs. Otherwise it’s as Yogi Berra said—“déjà vu all over again”. (Or was it Yogi Bear who said that?)

And is Jeff’s cock hard during all this? One doesn’t know, as he keeps his black jockstrap on through it all. Only for the finale—if one can call it that do we see Jeff's dick. He jacks off onto a flaccid uncut brown cock and then licks off his cum.

The editing is extremely choppy and haphazard—butchered would be a more appropriate description. And I was surprised to see a director credited. What exactly did he do? The trailers last over half the length of the 60 minute film.

None of the cast is identified which is probably well for them, but I would love to know who the roan is with the horsecock. I think the film would have been better if we had just spent 60 minutes with him and Jeff.
Here’s the proof—if any were needed—that just fucking bareback doesn't guarantee a good film.