Bangin In The Hood Review

At First Glance

Huh, chocolate girls getten' it on, I can deal with that. ;-)

The Basics

-Bangin in the Hood
-4 Scenes (really 2 long run on's)
-2 Actresses

Heat-5 of 10
Acting-4 of 10
Looks-5 of 10
Raincoat factor-0 (not a condom in sight)

     "How do you like 'em? Thin or thick? No worries, dawg, we got you covered. Two young, nubian queens sucking and fucking multiple cocks like it ain't no thang!."

Courtesy of Metro

The Run Down

     There is no real into to the movie, it starts with Black Berry already mid-gang bang as the credits roll. We splice to Pebbles also mid-gang bang. There's no sound here,  just music which make it a little strange to watch.

     At 3 minutes and 30 we find Black Berry in a park shuffling thru a deck of nude men playing cards. She's mumbling to herself about how horny she is and how she wishes she had a bunch of men to fuck. She starts rubbing her tits and pussy and low and behold, she notices an SUV parked nearby. She somehow knows (she must be psychic) that there are horny men in the SUV and calls them over. Then we enter blah blah blah land...basically she agrees to go back to their place but takes like 10 minutes to get her cards picked up and get her ass in the SUV sandwiched in the back between two of the men.

     One small point I found amusing. It's painfully obvious that she is uncomfortable in the short dress they have her in because she's pulling it down constantly.

     They finally (and I do mean finally) arrive at the house where two other men are waiting for their "buddies" to arrive so they can watch the game.
     Oh well, what a nice surprise, you brought us a fat black womyn to gang bang with! So at 14 minutes into things, mind you that's 11+ minutes of crap dialogue and driving, the sex starts.

     So now we have 4 guys, 3white/1black and it only takes a moment for the cocks to come out. There's a round of BJ's for all, a moment of 1 on 1 intercourse but the guys ass is in the way of the shot so we go to 4 in a row on the couch as Black Berry sucks them off down the line.

     Then they line up behind her and give it to her doggie style which she blows the rest.

     Switch! Ms. Berry's on her side with her leg up in the air and takes it that way for awhile while she continues to suck men off as they line up.

     To missionary for awhile then back to doggie.

     And of course the pop shots, no pushing boys, everyone get's his chance.
                                      Ass
                                      Facial-cheek/neck (she turned)
                                      Tits
                                      & Belly

     Then we meet Pebbles.

     Our men are driving around in a parking lot chatting about finding that particular kind of beer. Oh gee wiz, that store didn't carry it, let's just go home and watch our new porno's. (I didn't know straight men watched porno's together)

     Oh wait, what's that? It looks like a beautiful damsel in distress. Enter Pebbles with a half way convincing little story about how her car is broken down and she has to get to work. Oh well, we'll give you a ride but we have to stop by our house first they explain with some ill-defined excuse about needing to check email.

     6 minutes of bad dialogue and driving later we arrive home. The guys head upstairs and Pebbles makes herself right at home by unleashing her breasts and rubbing her pussy on their couch. Apparently the guys left the porno on while they were out and she just could not control herself.

     Of course duly embarrassed at being caught she agrees to call work and tell them she'll be late and oh, could you call some more men over so we can gang bang?

     And so, 2 turns into 5 and the fun begins.

      First she lines the men up 3 at a time against the back of the couch and blows them while 1 guy does her doggie and the other 2 jack off.

     Then we're into reverse cowgirl as she of course continues to hoover the crowd.

     At this point covered in cum and/or sweat she shyly suggests anal to which of course she is obliged. In reverse cowgirl, then in missionary.

     "Time for the pop shots", Pebbles announces. And pop they do:
                                         Tits
                                         Tits
                                         Facial
                                         Tits
                                         Facial

Now I just didn't think that the facial givers were very nice. She specified, "don't mess the weave, or my mouth" as everyone started to jack themselves to orgasm. Huh, I guess they just weren't listening because she was spitting mouthfuls into the air as they came all over her face.

What I Liked

-Ummm....

What I Didn't Like

-In the scene(s) with Black Berry, almost a complete lack of enthusiasm of effort in her acting.

-Why is it all white men? There's one token black guy thrown in here and there, but otherwise it's all white men fucking these black womyn.

-I like robust womyn, but Black Berry, she's just fat. Cottage cheese ass and too many rolls in her stomach not to mention the buck teeth and huge lips. I just did not find her at all attractive.

-What's with this cast? What did you just go down to the local 7-11 and solicit people to be in your movie? No body seems to know what the plot is, what they're supposed to be saying of doing, and the age range and body type is just weird! You have a couple middle aged men, a couple mid 30's, 1 old fart, and overweight guy.

-Yes, yes, it's my personal issue. Condoms.
Sisters, really now, even if they were all tested before you had sex with them can you imagine where those cocks have been? That one guys tidy whities didn't even look clean! Respect yourself, make them use a condom.

Menu

• Play
• Chapter Index
  4 chapter stops for 2 run on scenes
   

Extras

• More Adult Fun
  This was a thrilling (not) string of 10 ad's for a whole variety of fetish phone sex lines
• Photo Gallery
  26 stills (with repeats) with manual navigation. The majority are not terribly flattering shots. I would strongly recommend hiring a professional photographer if your wanting to have a feature like this.
• Trailers
  10+ previews on the flip side of the disk
• Website
  A horribly long, boring, outdated commercial for amazingsex.com
   

I Would Recommend this DVD to

-Gang Bang Fetishists

-Facial lovers

-People looking for interracial sex (Black-White)

My Overall Impression

     This was obviously a low budget production. It was not bad in a way that made me cringe or want to forgo watching the rest, but more just fell short in a lot of places. The complete lack of enthusiasm, lack of editing, choice of penises...eh...I really think Metro could have done better. 2/12 hard clits out of 5.

What it's Worth & Where to Find it

$7, http://www.adultdvdtalk.com/price_search/search_item.asp?sku=15033

Have fun, be safe.
Luna