Bangin Britney Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  3/12/2012

Running Time: 91 min. (This is a long way from the cover claim of ”Nearly 2 Hours !!” so I'm deducting a half point from the overall score for false advertising.)

Production Date: None given

Director: None credited

Cast: Britney Cummings and some uncredited black guys

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave a bit to be desired, even when one takes into consideration that this is pretty much a ten year old amateur release. The audio is a bit on the low side, and you get to hear a few background noises like comments from behind the camera. The video is presented in the full frame format and is quite weak.

The Movie: Bangin' Britney collects cute busty submissive Britney Cummings as she takes on a few black mopes.

Brunette Britney starts out in a dog collar rubbing her pussy before a black guy walks in stroking himself. He moves over to let her suck and stroke him before they move to a bed for some missionary work and doggie fucking. She sucks and strokes him a bit more as he struggles to maintain wood and finally works him to a pop on her face.

Britney starts the next scene still in her dog collar sucking cock. She moves on to give the guy plenty of attention for his balls as he gives himself a hand. Finally she gets a small facial finish.

Britney starts the next scene in front of a fireplace being partially covered by a date and time stamp as she helps a black guy out of his shorts to suck and stroke him. She disappears for a moment to put on her dog collar and then returns to suck and stroke him a bit more. Finally the guy gives her a small pop in and around her mouth.

Britney moves to a bed , just about five minutes after her facial according to the time and date stamp, for a guy to fuck Britney missionary and doggie style before she drops down to suck his semi-hard cock and balls. They take a break when the guy's back gives out getting his cock sucked before he lays back on the bed for Britney to go back to work sucking his kinda almost not really hard cock. Finally she gets a small pop on her face and might even suck a bit down before coming back to pose for a quick still with the cock.

Britney returns in her dogcollar to start blowing a potbellied black guy with man-boobs. She moves up to a sex table after a bit for the guy to eat her pussy and fuck it missionary style. Britney drops back down to suck and stroke the guy in an attempt to get him hard again before bending over the table to let him take her from behind. She goes back to sucking and stroking Mr. Floppy before laying back to try a little more missionary work. Finally the dude sprays a fairly decent load around her face.

When watching porn, there are certain things that should go through your head. “Man, that girl sucks dick like a politician slings shit!”, “Damn that's an ass!”, “Oh, shit! Think baseball... think baseball... nuns... Oh, shit!” are things that should be going through one's head. “Now which TV show was it that had the line 'Is pathetisad a real word?'? Maybe it was Friends... That sounds like something Phoebe would say...” and “What am I trying to atone for by watching this?” are examples of what should not be going through one's head. Unfortunately that's just what happened with Bangin' Britney. Britney's a cute girl who puts out some nice effort sucking black dick, but the male talent here doesn't even look like they're qualified for a job as a jizz mopper. I know it's wrong to laugh at others' misfortune, but it's awfully hard not to when the guy can't even stand there and get his dick sucked without collapsing to the floor whining about his back going out. Most of them can barely get hard and don't ever seem to dominate Britney like she wants. The technical aspects are right in line with what one would expect from amateur porn that's roughly ten years old, but it's still sloppy enough to never help draw one into the movie. Pass Bangin' Britney by. Please.

The Extras: Four trailers and contact information. Yawn.

Condom Usage: Scene 1

Final Thoughts: This one isn't even worth renting using somebody else's money.

Note to Sensational Video: Obviously you had nowhere to go but up after this release...

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