Ballerina Bang Review

Reviewed by Cuddly Wombat  on  11/18/2005

This is a two hour gang bang themed dvd featuring two scenes, which was directed by Martin del Toro.

The front cover of the dvd states that this movie features "Gigi in her first gang bang!". The back cover states: "Gigi and Courtney Simpson, both in their first gangbangs".

I ordered this movie with great anticipation. The very thought of Courtney Simpson, the real-life college cheerleader, in her first gang bang (and a ballet-themed gang bang at that) gave rise to numerous obscene sweaty athletic scenarios in my mind. I expected to see cute little Courtney in a spotless white tutu and tiara participating in the lewdest gymnastic feats imaginable - plenty of handstand anal piledrivers and cartwheel double penetrations!

Alas, that was not to be. The recent scourge of the good old-fashioned gang bang has been the concept of the "blow bang girl" - effectively, a glorified on-screen fluffer. Courtney Simpson is merely such a girl in this dvd. I must therefore wait for another day to see Courtney's genuine first gang bang.

Scene 1 - Gigi and five guys (Courtney Simpson in a supporting blow bang role only)
Gigi and Courtney are both slim, petite, blondes. Gigi wears a little pink tutu, white tights and white dance pumps. Courtney looks very fetching in a red tutu, red tights and white pumps.
The scene opens in a large house doubling as a dance studio. Gigi is seen practising her dance moves. Gigi talks to the camera and explains her typical day as a dedicated ballet dancer. We then cut to another time and see Courtney dancing in the studio, and then she too talks to the camera about her ballet ambitions.
The camera cuts back to Gigi, who explains that she has just won the lead role in "The Nutcracker" (you just had to see that one coming!). There is then a nice brief shot of Gigi dancing around topless, which I think should have lasted a lot longer.
We then cut back to Courtney whining about a "pink little pig" that beat her out for the lead role in "The Nutcracker". She vows to get even with Gigi.
There is more of Gigi dancing as, outside the studio, we see Courtney assembling her five bare-chested henchmen. Courtney announces that "the bitch is in here", and the men proceed to ravish poor Gigi. Within seconds, Gigi's reluctance to be ravished passes and she announces "Tell them to stop, bitch, or I am going to have sex with all of them and then it is over for you, bitch!".
I swear that at certain angles one of the studs looks like David Hasselhoff (and it freaks the shit out of me!).
Courtney has apparently little grasp of the concept of inflicting humiliation on a foe, as she is herself shortly on her knees sucking cock alongside Gigi. There is some good by-play here as the girls exchange insults and wrestle over cocks.
Some deep-throating ensues with both girls lying on their backs across a Roman bed. There is lots of unpleasant noise coming from the girls' mouths in the deepthroating scene, and inexplicable spitting on the camera lens at regular intervals. My stomach started feeling somewhat queasy at this stage, and I had to fastforward over much of the deepthroating.
There is a tantalising scene where Courtney has her tights torn off and her ass briefly licked out by one of the guys, but unfortunately that is the only action Courtney's nether regions get in this scene. Nature abhors a void!
Both girls keep their tutus on throughout the scene, but they are topless and have the crotches torn out of their tights.
Gigi's moans are very noisy when she is getting fucked. She is fucked in missionary, standing doggy, reverse cowgirl, spoon and standing cowgirl. There is no anal.
The guys all cum on the girls' faces whilst the girls wrestle and continue to swap insults. None of the cumshots are memorable. A bit of cum-swapping back and forth takes place between the girls, which is obviously actually saliva-swapping (given the limited semen rations they had to work with).
A short blooper sequence ends the scene.
I think this scene was about 15 minutes too long.

Scene 2 - Teena Fine and five guys
Teena is another slim blonde. She is wearing a white tutu, white tights and white pumps.
Teena is dancing alone in the studio when five stern-looking men on a mission enter the studio and assault her. There is no story here - it just looks like an apparently random home invasion gang rape? Teena
quickly overcomes any reluctance to submit to these strange perverts.
During the oral sequence Teena also annoyingly spits on the camera lens [they must go through a lot of camera lenses at Vertigo Video]. Once again the deepthroating (whilst Teena was on her back inverted in a chair) was too forceful and noisy for my taste, and I fastforwarded over much of it.
Teena is fucked in missionary, standing doggy, and cowgirl. At one point one guy fucks her armpit whilst another tries to fuck an ear, a nostril and then finally her other armpit???
Teena also keeps her tutu on throughout the scene, but is topless and crotchless.
Teena is then double penetrated in the cowgirl position. Anal doggy and anal piledriver follows, with some ass to mouth and a little gaping. There is then some reverse cowgirl vag and anal, followed by another DP in reverse cowgirl and then a DP whilst standing.
The cum shots are all on her face, with a couple of very large loads (including the last one that hits her in the left eye).
Teena again spits on the camera lens (yuck!).
Once again, I think this scene was about 15 minutes too long.

In summary, this dvd was OK for a standard gang bang movie, but did not really capitalise on the ballerina fetish. The dancing segments should have been longer (particularly the topless dances), and perhaps could have been enhanced by a few other tutu-clad girls in non-sex roles in the background. The biggest disappointment, however, was the failure to exploit the presence of Courtney Simpson and her notorious athletic flexibility.

DVD Extras:
Behind the Scenes documentary
Trailers
Photo Stills