Bada Bimbos 5 Review

Studio: Rodnievision
Director: Rodney Moore
Year: 2004

Feature Time: 2:07:09

Extras: Outtakes (0:04:25)

Starring:
Allison Kilgore
Nautica Thorn
Vanessa Lane
Caroline Pierce
Aimee Tyler

Themes: Facials

Rodney Moore, point-of-view porn pioneer and facial cum artist, becomes "Howard Ramone" in this series to bang some so-called "bimbos." I have no clue why Rodney decided a new persona was in order. Howard Ramone is supposed to be some kind of low-class Howard Stern rip-off with a Yankees hat and long, tangled hair. He also has an affected deep voice to differentiate himself from Rodney.

Usually Rodney uses some kind of plot device to set up his sex scenes, even if it is as flimsy as the chick playing a stripper or peep show dancer (see Goo Girls 17). It's no different here and some will want to fast-forward through the lengthy preludes to the scenes to get to the "real" action.

Scene 1: Vanessa Lane and Rodney Moore

Vanessa has a petite, incredibly toned body with a nice pair of not too-large enhanced tits. She plays a stripper and dances on a pole for Howard (Rodney) to toss various bills on stage at her. Rodney eventually gets blown POV style and fucks her vaginally on the stage and up against the stripper pole. Vanessa smiles, revealing her braces, and Rodney plasters her face with a typically large load. Some even ends up in Vanessa's nostrils. She continues to do a pole dance even with her face covered in cum.

Scene 2: Caroline Pierce and Rodney Moore

This sketch is called "Big Butt Tuesday" and Caroline is a pretty big girl, with the aforementioned assets. She's cute with a highly voluptuous body for "Howard" to appreciate. He's a strip club owner auditioning Caroline for dancing on the "Big Butt" Tuesday theme night. She gives him a lap dance before Howard whips his dick out and begins to get blown.

Rodney shoots a lot of oral movies but most of the scenes on this disc feature some vaginal sex as well. Caroline's pale ass turns red as Rodney smacks it and fucks her in cowgirl. She gets on a device that is basically a toilet seat on springs, featured in other Rodney movies. She sits in it and rides his face while Rodney eats her pussy. They fuck for what seems like forever until he unloads on her tongue. It's not a typically large Rodney effort but at least it gets swallowed.

Scene 3: Allison Kilgore and Rodney Moore

The lovely blonde Allison Kilgore has recently returned to porn and I'm sure everyone out there is quite happy about that fact. There's a lengthy set-up where I guess Allison (as "Alicia") is auditioning for Howard's club. He fools around with her for a very long time until finally getting down to eating Allison's pussy.

Rodney fucks her in missionary on a couch and she sucks his dick while fingering his nuts. Allison gets on the toilet seat contraption and rides him in cowgirl. Her enormous boobs bounce around as she moves up and down. She moans as Rodney takes a while to jerk himself off onto her face.

Scene 4: Nautica Thorn and Rodney Moore

Nautica's sitting at a bar drinking wine when Howard stumbles in and passes out on the couch. Obviously the only way to resuscitate him is the cute Asian Nautica sucking his dick. He eventually comes to and Nautica kneels to give him a standard blowjob. Rodney paints Nautica's face completely while she lays immobile with her eyes clenched tight. Not the best performance from Nautica but she's extremely hot getting the Rodney treatment.

Scene 5: Aimee Tyler and Rodney Moore

Rodney meets the skinny Aimee walking down the street and keeps trying to lift her very short skirt up with the end of a stick. Somehow she is convinced to come back to Howard's house. He eats her out while strapped onto some kind of bench and they do a 69. Cut to kneeling oral on Rodney. Aimee gets fucked on the bench and on the bouncy toilet seat. Finally Aimee is completely covered with a facial blast of her own. It drips off her lips as she stares blankly into the camera.

Rodney releases seem to range from excellent to dreadful. This one, like most, is somewhere in between but definitely closer to excellent. Anything with Allison Kilgore has to be pretty good in my book. Also Nautica Thorn fans (and there are tons of them) will be happy to see her get Rodney blasted. As with any of his movies, you have to wade through some goofy acting to get to the sexual action, but once you're there it's usually worth it.

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