Bad Lesbian 9 Review

The film opens with Hadley and Brenna hanging out in a lot behind an old rusted out car for something to happen. They seem to be waiting to steal something when Olive and Kayla show up. The new arrivals are making out and Brenna says the two are cousins. They hang back and watching from a distance till the kissin’ cousins are spooked inside the house by a male voice.

The two would be thieves creep up to peer inside the house where Olive is stripped and kissed. Kayla loses her top too as they keep having fun. When they are down to just their panties they make their way deeper into the house.

Brenna and Hadley follow on their heels and then confront the illicit couple. Hadley wants to know what Olive’s rich daddy lawyer would do if he knew they were fucking. Olive says it’s not like that, they are just so limited with who they can fuck in this two horse Texas town.

Brenna asks what else they do together and they offer to demonstrate. Brenna brings up being touched by a doctor for some weird reason. ( this is a strange aside I couldn’t quite see the need to add)

Olive doesn’t know what to say, but she has a deal for the two burglars. She says that if they don’t tell anyone what they saw they will have sex with them. We see a little appraisal by the thieves turning the girls around and sparking their asses. Brenna picks Olive while Hadley selects Kayla.

Kayla and Hadley are soon making out on top of a blanket on the floor next to a red L shaped couch. Kayla gradually pushes Hadley’s black dress up. Hadley buries her face between Kayla’s big tits as she bends over on all fours. Kayla gets the dress off her partner and they keep kissing and flirting. Kayla kisses Hadley’s cleavage and gets her bra off. Hadley lays back with her head on a couch cushion and Kayla rubs her through her black g-string. She gets Hadley bent over and caresses her ass all over gently kissing her cheeks.

Kayla lays down next and she’s totally nude so that Hadley can bend over across her lap and rub her pink pussy in circular motions. The view is good when seen from the front but when shown from behind Hadley we miss some of the rubbing action due to a poor angle and screen cutoff at the bottom. Hadley slips a finger into Kayla and pumps her while still kissing her lips. Hadley lays across Kayla and dove fucks her with a big tit.

Next Kayla helps Hadley with her panties and gets her bent over with her ass and pussy up in the air. Kayla licks Hadley from behind. Some of the view is blocked by Kayla’s falling hair but I did like the look of Hadley shaking her ass on Kayla’s face.

Kayla turns Hadley around on her back and then gets atop her in a squatting scissor grind that is a bit unorthodox but looks pretty good. I wondered if this was because of limited space and range of the cameras.

Haley lays back again and Kayla falls on her breasts sucking them. Hadley slips her own fingers in her pussy for a bit until Kayla tops her again for a second and then asks her to help reposition. Kayla lays down and gets Hadley to turn around and back up placing herself atop Kayla’s thigh. Hadley grinds against Kayla while she smacks her ass. Again they change positions and Hadley spreads her legs while Kayla mounts her in a squat facing away from her for another grind. This is the best look at muff to muff friction so far and Kayla rubs and pumps herself at the same time as she’s riding Hadley.

Hadley is laid back with her legs up spread and Kayla laps her vagina. We get some tongue on pussy angles here, though it’s over fast and Hadley lets out a loud moan in climax.

The girls kiss more facing each other. Hadley says she wants to taste pussy now so Kayla tops as if to 69, but leaves her back straight. Kayla squeezes Hadley’s breasts and rubs her sex. When she leans forward there is a good look at Hadley’s tongue spreading lower lips and Kayla grinds into her mouth more. Kayla straightens her back again and we see Hadley shaking her head as she licks. Kayla licks Hadley’s foot and rubs pussy a little. There is a moment of Hadley sucking clit that I really wish had been focused on longer toward the end of this segment.

Next the girls back up into each other, ass to ass. They are shaking butts against each other and each reaching down to rub their pussies.

Hadley is laid down on her stomach where Kayla leans down to rim her. The contact shot is slightly drowned in shadow and Hadley shakes her ass in Kayla’s face.

When Hadley sits up Kayla is at her side leaning into suck a breast and Hadley rubs herself to what sounds like another quick finish.

Kayla is laid down and Hadley licks her. Hadley sucks pussy and there is a good shot from the side where lips hit lower lips. This is the longest sustained pussy eating of the scene and alternates between overhead and side close ups. Hadley tosses her hair aside and laps some more. She clamps down on Kayla’s clam and tells her how good she tastes. Kayla grinds gently into Hadley’s mouth and gyrates her hips and finally comes. The girls kiss and Hadley asks where Olive’s dad keeps his safe - Kayla says they will go find out and the scene ends.

This was an okay scene though it did face some logistical difficulties that were probably not for the benefit of the action. The spot on the floor meant the action was hemmed in to a cramped space. Even though I’m not in favor of couch scenes in general ( when compared to beds) it would have probably helped if it was at least expanded out to include some couch positions too.

I’m thinking of the extra compact trib grinding positions specifically here - the girls had to try a lot before anything seemed to really hit the spot for either of them and while I do appreciate them making the effort to get in a grind that worked better , all those fast changes meant that it was harder still to settle in and get a great camera angle on it.

Also , and I say this a lot with couch or floor scenes - the girls may have been forced to change positions so much because they just weren’t physically comfortable.

The late pussy eating by Hadley on Kayla was unquestionably my favorite part and it was actually a rather straightforward position and angle. It showed that Hadley was into the eating too and that’s very important when we get a double GFF debut like this. I think longer segments of simple pussy eating are very under valued by Skow sometimes. He really likes to get things from different vantage points when I wish he would just find good ones and stay there.

I understand that in models first shoots for a director they might not have the things fine tuned yet ; and so they might be taking more rote direction at this point where the director asks for a shift or a new spot and they just do it , but in the end with rapid changes you get a lot of stops and starts that ultimately make for a choppier feeling flow to action.

Kayla and Hadley definitely have amazing bodies that much is for sure. Still part of this felt like it was set up for more photographic still moments than the best quality sex.

The story so far is at least interesting . I don’t know if we will be seeing a double cross or what coming up but I am glad that there was time allowed for the plot. This scene clocks in at 48 minutes in length and maybe 10 of those are spent on lead in time.

87/100

Scene Two - Brenna Sparks & Olive Glass

Scene two picks up with Olive and Brenna now in the back bedroom. Brenna compliments Olive but also teases her for fucking her cousin. They kiss and Olive offers to give Brenna a blowjob and Brenna thinks this is funny. Olive has Brenna sit on the bed, Olive slides down to the floor facing her and she pushes panties aside to suck pussy. Brenna giggles at this too but likes it. The panties come all the way off and she keeps eating her. There is a little hair in the shot here , but I like the audible suction sounds. Olive rubs clit with her thumb.

Olive then crawls up on the bed pushing Brenna’s shirt up to expose her tits. Brenna likes listening to Olive talk about the dirty stuff she does with her cousin on their secret weekends. Olive says that sometimes she eats her butthole out and Brenna likes this too. Olive licks Brenna more , rubbing her muff and then feeding her slick fingers. Brenna wets her own fingers and offers them to Olive for a taste.

Olive gets bent over on all fours and Brenna gets behind her. She spreads her new friend with both hands and eats. Brenna tongue fucks Olive though it is partly blocked in shadow.

Olive lays back with her legs spread and Brenna rubs her and eats. The camera is behind Brenna and doesn’t get close at first. Brenna sucks each of Olive’s boobs in turn and they make out more. Brenna nibbles on Olive’s neck and then raises her arms allowing Olive to get her out of her shirt.

Olive kisses Brenna’s chest and lips more. Brenna reaches out and rubs and fingers Olive staring into her eyes. The penetration shot isn’t bad and Olive grinds against the digits slowly smiling. She is fed wet fingers and kissed before being rubbed more. Olive reaches for Brenna and they cross wrists so that Olive can rub Brenna ay the same time. Olive sits down and she is rubbed more. Brenna laps pussy with upward licks. Again we get the behind the giver view for a lot of this which I found frustrating. The side view is much better and shows Brenna flicking her tongue.

Brenna lays back and holds her legs up spread wide. This is a very welcome move because it gives a better look at pink being licked. There is a zoom in here that makes it even better. Olive seems to favor the clit kissing and sucking style and Brenna looks good and wet. Olive adds her fingers and we see two slide home in Brenna as she is pumped. They kiss on the lips and Brenna keeps rubbing herself.

Olive climbs up and turns around in a squat , holding herself up on the headboard to ride face. Brenna looks super cute smiling up at Olive while licking her, though it’s over faster than I would have liked.

Next the couple move into a laydown trib grind that features some good up close feminine friction early. The backed up shot is a tad obstructed by bouncing knee but the slightly tilted overhead shot shows muff to muff rubbing and Brenna is giving good energy here.

Olive fingers Brenna after they come apart. She switches hands and kisses a tit to finish Brenna off. Brenna sits up to meet her with more kissing and then reaches forward for some openhanded rubbing. Olive spreads her legs wider and we get a better look at Brenna’s technique as she pinches pink between her fingers and rubs fast. Olive responds to this by tensing up and she comes.

Brenna kisses her partner’s lips and then pushes her down on the bed where she spoons her and rubs her pussy more, and kissing her lips. There is a good view of this. The girls are giggly and Brenna asks about the safe. Olive confides that it is disguised as a speaker and she just asks that Brenna not tell anyone that she fucks her cousin as the scene closes.

This was a pretty good scene, but had to get going at about the halfway mark in the scant 34 minute runtime before the camera work improved.

I don’t really know what it is with Skow and loving that behind the giver view of cunnilingus - Brenna has a nice butt, for sure but I want to be able to see her eat pussy. She does have the spirit for it , so it’s not an avoidance issue on her part. Her Just less than optimal angles.

I also liked the kissing that was here. The faceride that Brenna gave to Olive was a good addition as was the grinding sessions.

As for some of the intangibles they stuck out to me, I really liked the kind of giggly demeanor of both babes. It made me think that Aaliyah Love would be a good matchup for either in the future. I would also love to see Brenna with the leggy Jayden Cole and Olive Glass with her vintage It Girl vibe paired up with Giselle Palmer. I wonder if Dan will be bringing back Pin Ups at any point. They would be great choices for it I think.

The story was okay , if a little standard for Bad Lesbian. Skow does like to have small town stories which I can relate to on the rural plains - but he does write in little regional jabs that I feel are unneeded and don’t really serve a purpose. I mean you can have a cousin taboo story without going out of your way to throw a stereotype on top like only people from Texas fuck around like that. If it’s a joke it’s kinda lazy and if it’s ‘ just detail filler it’s even less necessary. Still , a decent finish to the first two part vignette of the film.

90/100

Scene Three - Pamela Morrison & Mandy Muse

The second half of the film opens with four swim team girls on a weekend trip to a resort apparently paid for by their coach. Pamela admits that she gave him a handjob in the locker room and Kendra laughs at this. She then approaches Riley, who is sitting on the love seat. Kendra starts making fun of her smaller , younger teammate calling her a guppy and telling her to get meat on her bones. Riley is too timid to talk back but but when Pamela joins in and Kendra tells her that she can help her shave her bush Riley walks off without a word. Mandy sticks up for her teammate who just left and says that Kendra is only bullying her because she knows she’s a better swimmer. Kendra has her fun stopped so she and Pam go away.

Later Riley is working out with some resistance bands and toweling off when Kendra and Pamela gang up on her stealing her bra and hitting her on the ass with balled up cloth. Mandy has to come to the rescue and step between the girls. She tells the bullies off and when Riley thanks her , she says that the rookie just has to put her foot down with the others and they will stop. Riley thanks her anyway.

Riley is sitting on a bench feeling down and crying when Kendra comes and sits down. The mean girl admits that she is actually super attracted to Riley and says that she only lashes out because she feared rejection. She compliments Riley and they kiss.

Meanwhile Mandy is heading back to her room when Pamela offers her a smoke and then walks her back to her room. Instead of leaving when they are at the door Pamela slides inside and says that Mandy’s room is bigger. She obviously has specific plans.

When the girls are alone Pamela asks Mandy if she still thinks about her first meet. How when they were roomies Pam made her come like 6 times that first time. Mandy acts bashful and Pamela says they should jog her memory bit and kisses her. Mandy says she remembers with a laugh and Pam lays back on the bed where Mandy straddles her still making out.

Mandy pulls Pam’s bra a little to expose her chest for kisses and light sucking. Pamela sits up and tastes Mandy’s boobs next. They kiss more and Mandy pushes Pam onto the bed peeling her panties off. This is some of the best kissing on the dvd so far , and shows some moving tongues. Mandy kisses Pamela’s neck sweetly and kisses her hard.

Pamela gets on top of Mandy straddling her thigh and kissing her. She strips Mandy’s bottoms off and tops her for some tribbing after telling her she missed her pretty pussy. There is a decent shot at feminine friction here, albeit short lived. Pamela slides down to lick Mandy now and there is a good look at her shaved sex getting licked. Mandy holds Pam’s hair as she kisses and licks her. This is a very promising first look at Pamela Morrison for me already. She’s getting some full licks in and isn’t shy about it! The camera does pull back to a behind view but then we see some more tongue twisting kisses before Pam goes back in for more of Mandy vag working the slit and sucking it with a little lower lip pulling. Pam’s tongue ring flashes as she lashes her lover more.

They kiss again in transition as Mandy rolls Pam onto her back with her legs held up. Mandy sways her hips and grinds into Pam, kissing her stomach a few times before licking her. There is some nice eye contact, where Mandy looks up at her lover, squeezing her tits and eating her. The camera alternates between a side skit that’s good and a behind the giver shot once more, but at least the shot from behind Mandy gives us a good close up of Pamela’s facial reaction. Mandy sucks pussy and eventually Pam says she’s going to come. She throws her head back moaning when she finishes.

Yet more kissing and Pamela asks Mandy to bend over for her. Pam licks her from behind a moment and then slides underneath her spread legs to keep going. I quite like the look at Pam’s hands on Mandy’s butt as she shakes it and the way Mandy then reaches back to grab Pam’s breasts.

There is a quick cut and the girls are kissing before setting up a 69 with Mandy on top. Early on we get a good view of some tongue to pussy contact as Mandy spreads and eats. This is followed by close ups in turn of Pam parting pussy lips. Pamela shakes her head a lot as she licks her lover and the overhead angle is pretty nice.

The two kiss more and Mandy lays down to be topped by Pam for some tribbing. The smaller babe rubs her muff on her partner with pelvic thrusts and Mandy grabs Pam’s ass. This is brief but Pamela slips off to again lap Mandy’s sex. Again the contact shot is well appreciated if a little short. Pam kisses pink and pulls it with her lips. More drifting camera late though Becker Pamela rubs Mandy hard. She hits clit some here with rapid licks and rubs nub with her thumb. On the home stretch we get some good contact shots and Pamela shows some sexy determination to bring Mandy to climax. She tells her that she loves making her come and they kiss on the lips into a cuddle and fade out.

This was a very good matchup and a pair of strong GFF debuts for both Pamela Morrison and Mandy Muse. It wasn’t entirely without hiccups but I have to say that it’s some of the better camerawork I have seen from Skow in the last handful of films of his I’ve reviewed. That is so welcome and I hope that it continues on into the future.

To start I really think both girls brought some great energy in general. The kissing was passionate and featured lots of tongue movement. This is a basic foundational element to the best lesbian work and I’ve always believed rightly or wrongly that serious kissing is a good indication of genuine chemistry between the ladies.

Each of them also showed some nice go-getter attitude when it came to cunnilingus. I have only reviewed Mandy once I believe , in a wild anal scene with Abigail Mac for GW ; but here I was able to see a more romantic side of her and I love knowing that talent can do the contrasting style from earlier impressions.

This was the first time I’ve ever reviewed Pamela Morrison but she came out of the gate with some nice heat. She looked like she has lots of fun eating pussy and that will always make me a believer. She demonstrated some varied techniques too from longer laps to shorter tongue flicks , a little pussy kissing and tasty lip pulling.

For a double GFF debut the camerawork was notably good and that really helps everyone involved. As I mentioned, there were some spots with camera drift and maybe a few too fast angle changes but ultimately I was very happy to see a good number of those cherished cunnilingus close ups. I don’t know if it’s something Skow and the production team can exactly learn from ( I am so far behind , I know) but for now I will hope that is the case.

I would love to see Mandy Muse paired up with Belle Noire ( a mutual favorite of mine and Skow’s from yesteryear) or maybe Lilly Lit * formerly Lilly Ford. For Pamela , the top of my personal wish list would be Kristen Scott or Alexis Fawx. I know that Pam has tallied 4 more scenes thus far but both are easily deserving of more after a debut like this.

The scene was 41 minutes in total with 6 of those spent on setup. This puts the action at just about 35 minutes - a decent length , though another 5 solid minutes might have pushed this higher on the scorecard .

The story was reminiscent of another hazing yarn Skow told before in the one off Sorority House but was thankfully without the Ketchup and mustard incident this time. ( if you saw that you know what I mean ) The sap in me felt sorry for cute little Riley but I did like the turn from bully to secret crush. That’s a dynamic that could be sweet in the finale. In the area of curious dialog here there wasn’t anything stereotypical - but is the idea of girls on a swim team smoking cigarettes supposed to prove they are bad because it’s not good for racing ? The hazing already covered the bad bases for me I think.

94/100

Scene Four - Kendra Lynn & Riley Anne

The fourth and final scene starts back on the resort’s main sitting room where the second half of the film got rolling. Riley and Kendra are kissing on the loveseat. Riley’s top comes off first during the makeout but Kendra’s isn’t far behind. The couple don’t say anything as they taste tits and lips in turn.

Riley lays back and Kendra licks her chest, still kissing her. I like that this keeps up without conversation a few minutes. Kendra gradually moves lower and kisses Riley’s belly but the smaller girl sits up to meet her teammates lips drawing it out more, she likes the slow tease. Riley wraps her legs around Kendra , hugging her close a little before laying back with the legs held up. Riley has her panties pulled down but not off the first time she is licked by her former bully. There is an okay contact shot here of tongue on pussy.

Kendra’s skirt and Riley bottoms are removed in short succession as Kendra moves in to put her mouth on one pert tit and then the other. She grabs her lover’s slender waist and eats her shaved sex. This wouldn’t work so well if Riley weren’t so petite but it looks good even on the two seat couch. The best shot is looking down at Kendra’s eyes as she sucks pussy. Riley grabs her own chest moaning softly.

Riley then sits up and helps Kendra strip naked. Kendra sits up facing toward the camera and Riley lays across her lap to lick and rub her pink. There is a straight ahead look at two fingers penetrating. The couple kiss as Riley pumps and rubs Kendra who then cleans her fingers.

They set up a laydown trib after a quick cut and their two bodies slide together easily. Kendra seems to take the dominant spot first getting up and leading the grind. It’s a good opportunity to appreciate her bush as she works atop Riley finding an angle and working it.

Kendra then dismounts and lowers her mouth on Riley grabbing her under her ass and pulling her sex to her. The bend forward is pretty deep for Kendra but Riley assists her by holding her hair. I like seeing Riley’s feet shake as she’s eaten out briefly.

Riley flips around and bends over the armrest as she is fingered and licked from behind. Kendra kisses pussy and shakes her face in it. Riley straightens her back and leans against Kendra who kisses her neck. The girls cross wrists a moment here each rubbing their partner’s pussy although this is over fast.

When they lay down again they are still kissing and Kendra is laying so she could spoon her tiny teammate but Riley turns to face and they cross wrists again rubbing each other. Riley knee blocks the view of her rubbing to Kendra however.

After some more finger cleaning Riley sits up to suck Kendra’s boobs and then Kendra climbs on her face leaning into the corner of the couch. The tongue on pussy contact shot here merely the glancing variety though there is a better close up of Riley rubbing herself. Kendra grinds into Riley’s mouth and you can see them holding hands as the humping gets faster and then slows when Kendra comes.

They kiss after the dismount and Kendra sucks a boob. Riley sits up to hug her ex enemy closer. Kendra slips fingers into Riley’s pussy. The penetration gets deep and Kendra sucks a breast and then adds some combination pussy licking to the mix to finish Riley. More kissing follows this aw the girls stare at each other smiling. Kendra asks if Riley wants to go practice their breaststroke as the scene fades. At the end all the girls are happy and upbeat standing outside staring at the water. Now Riley is affectionately called the number one swimmer as the film ends.

This final scene is considerably short at only 33 minutes total but needs next to no lead in which was a good thing. There was almost no discussion during the sex. I think this worked in favor of the kissing heavy first third of the action.

The tight space of the loveseat definitely put a hamper on the scene in my estimation. Not only does it not lend itself to good camera angles , but it also made it hard for the girls to get truly comfortable in any of the cunnilingus positions. The faceride had a lot of potential too but was cut short.

The tribbing was probably among the best moments for me. It’s something that wouldn’t have worked without Riley and Kendra both being just 5ft 4 ; all things being equal though just because you technically can make do with a couch like this doesn’t mean you should. I couldn’t help wondering how much of this would have played out different on a bed.

Both of these models are very cute - and both were in their Girlfriends debut. I have seen Riley several times at GW , though it seems as though she might have left the business. ( her last tweet was from 2018). If by chance she’s just taking a break I would like to see her paired with Shyla Jennings in the future. Kendra Lynn also doesn’t have any more GFF credits so far. With the difficulties of the space constraints it would be a shame if neither got another chance to show what they’ve got. Penny Pax strikes me as a good choice for a partner if Kendra does get another shoot.

Storyline wise this second half had an interesting turn to a happy ending. Being a softie I liked the idea of reconciliation

87/100

Total Grade Average = 89.5 * rounded up to 90% or B+

Final Thoughts and Suggestions :

A little uneven on this one but not without bright spots. Scene three took honors as my favorite. It had the most consistent camerawork by a fair bit and as a consequence had many more highlights.

I do appreciate the variety of locations that Skow seems to shoot at - but I’ll forever be scratching my head at why he chooses floor scenes and not just couch scenes , but mini couches at that - Is this a cost cutting measure that is sacrificed to rent the unique space?

At least Skow continues to offer opportunities to lots of new and fresh faces, that is once again the best part of this release ; Brenna Sparks in her second GFF credit, Kayla , Hadley , Pamela , Mandy , Kendra and Riley all in debuts. That very well might be a record for debuts in a GFF release not deliberately tagged as something like First Timers.