Backside Boys Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  8/10/2005

The film opens with two lovers swapping tongues. A handsome savage is observing them through the window. Seeing they are being observed, they are not in the least perturbed but simply open the door for the wild man to enter. Odd, you say? Would you open the door to a wild man? You would once you see this savage. He is primo beef and he wants to play. Curly hair, a face that is movie-star handsome, and a muscular physique that just won’t quit make him one hell of a hunk. When the loin cloth (the only thing he is wearing) is removed he indicates he wants his cock sucked. The younger of the two lovers is more than willing to oblige. Assuming that anyone who looks like the savage is straight, I’m surprised when he too sucks cock. Both the wild man and the older one fuck the younger one. I’m more than surprised when the older one also fucks the savage. Now this sounds like a hot scene, but the fact is it really doesn’t engender that much heat. For a scene with a wild man, it’s strangely tame. It’s robotic fucking. There’s no feeling from any of them.

A young blond that I’ve seen before and a young brunet with a jaw-line beard and a pony tail enter a room and start having sex. The blond kneels and sucks the brunet’s small cut cock. The removing of clothes is awkward (just as in real life). Unfortunately they leave their clunky shoes on (something I hate). The blond eats out the brunet’s ass until it’s time for the blond to get fucked. He bends over and the fuck goes on for much too long in that position. (Even when viewed at 2x.) They then get down on the floor to fuck sidesaddle. Again it’s for much too long a time. At one point it appears that the brunet is choking the blond and it’s about to turn into a snuff film, but it doesn’t. They just keep fucking and fucking and fucking in the missionary position and then cowboy and finally doggie. All the while they chatter away in Portuguese. I’m actually picking up a large vocabulary watching these films so if I ever get to Brazil or even back to Portugal, I’m either going to get very lucky or I’m going to get beaten to a pulp.

In scene three two studs meet in the wood. One of these guys seems to appear in every one of these films. He tries to hide the fact by wearing sunglass and a stupid knitted hat (which he leaves on). He removes the other’s shirt and sucks on his nipple ring. Then pushes the guy down to service him. “Chupa, chupa”. The sucker soon stops and bends over to get fucked. They go though the positions.

The savage returns in the final scene to accost a handsome young guy sunbathing by a pool. The sunbather is momentarily scared but the savage indicates he only wants to fuck—which he does, using only the first two inches of his six inch dick. Only when the pretty one sits on it does it go in all the way. Again—despite the fact that both of these studs are nice eye-candy—the fucking positions are held for much too long a time. The scene and film ends with the savage cuming on the handsome youth.

I don’t know why it’s called BACKSIDE BOYS since except for scene two there ain’t no “boys” here. The film seems to be a pastiche with the first and final scenes featuring the savage hunk being new and the two central scenes left over from other films. That coupled with the fact that although the guys were great to look at, even at 2x the fucking in this film went on far too long. 4x seemed about right. A good editor could have done wonders. More imaginative direction and greater involvement on the part of the performers wouldn’t have hurt either.