Babysit My Ass Review

Reviewed by The D-Man  on  7/18/2013

The Sex:

Scene 1: Kimmy Olsen

The video opens with a shot of Kimmy’s ass, followed by Kimmy professing her admiration of her pending sex partner, Tom Byron. The scene then changes to Kimmy in skirt and stockings, and chitchatting with Tom about this and that, including anal. The two of them go from talking to getting hands-on, with Tom feeling Kimmy’s butt hole. Soon enough, Tom goes from burying his face in Kimmy’s backside to getting his sausage quaffed. After Kimmy demonstrates her cock-sucking abilities, Tom employs a popsicle looking dildo/vibrator on Kimmy’s ass before indulging is some rump pumping from behind. (meanwhile, Kimmy keeps her pussy occupied with vibrator). Our couple also do the dirty deed on their sides before Kimmy’s rides the baloney pony for both cowgirl and reverse-cowgirl anal (broken up with some A2M) Tom then slams Kimmy’s bunghole via doggie before pulling out and popping on Kimmy’s mouth and chest.

Scene 2: Zoey Monroe

The DVD’s cover girl also begins her sexual scenario with her ass pointed at the camera, and Zoey waste little time pulling down her shorts and panties to show off her special spot. Zoey mixes self stimulation and undressing, which also entails using one of those popsicle looking vibes on her backdoor. Zoey also uses a buttplug on herself, and Kurt Lockwood soon arrives and lends her a helping hand. In turn, Zoey messily swallows Kurt’s flesh rod for the next few minutes. Kurt then uses his mouth on Zoey, licking Ms. Monroe’s holes from behind, and then spears Zoey’s gash in both doggie-style and missionary. That is followed by another blowjob, which primes Kurt to enter Zoey’s ass, and our couple then work their bodies back in forth in measured motions. (Zoey also breaks out the vibrator again, if only temporarily). Zoey later gets on top and steadily rides Kurt’s cock in and out of her ass, and the camera soon captures Zoey’s ass quivering. (That’s a good sign). Zoey then continues the buttfucking on her back, breaking up the sphincter stretching with some A2M, until Kurt spooges all over Zoey’s open mouth.

Scene 3: Nikita Bellucci and Skin Diamond

Now it’s time for a threesome, which begins with Nikita standing around with Skin. Of course, Skin’s boobs are already sticking out, and she is rocking a super sexy outfit, but Skin isn’t just going to stand there. No, she is soon tasting Nikita titties and twat, and immediately thereafter, Nikita loses her clothing and sports an oiled up butt that prompts some additional attention from Ms. Diamond. Nikita returns the favor with some lusty licks to Skin’s holes, and then the women engage in a bit of sex toy play. Into such activity walks the rather lucky Christian, who immediately gets his cock sucked by Skin. Thankfully, Nikita quickly joins in the cock-sucking, but unfortunately fingers Christian’s ass as well (uh-uh-uh). The French femme then proceeds to ride Christian, getting her pussy poked for a few minutes before Skin shepherds the dude’s cock into Nikita’s bunghole. Meanwhile, Skin does some blowing here and there, but eventually ends up on her side, getting buttfucked on her side while Nikita adds in some A2M and pussy licking. Nikita’s ass gets more attention thanks to some doggie-style anal, with Skin interrupting to provide some head. Afterward, both women blow Christian, thereby setting a rousing reverse-cowgirl rectum wrecking with both starlets. (I could have done without seeing Christian getting fingered in the ass again, though). The ladies play with each other for a bit before Christian spurts onto Nikita’s boobs, which is followed by some post sex antics.

Scene 4: Luna C. Kitsuen

The next scene opens with a shot of Luna’s bared midriff and tits. A subsequent upskirt shot also shows that Luna isn’t wearing any panties..ah, she’s already prepared. She stops in someplace to hook up with James Deen, starting with some kissing and foreplay that includes the use of a buttplug on Luna. Ms. Kitsuen then blows James, keeping her hands behind her for a while…and wait, is she wearing one of those school backpacks? Anyhow, James dishes some mouth fucking that Luna handles very well, although it looks like she had to ditch the tongue ring. James the proceeds to plow Luna in missionary, with the buttplug still in place, at least until James removes the thing and inserts his cock. In time, Luna turns over to get some good old doggie-style anal, and after some additional cock-sucking, it’s time to ride hard with some reverse-cowgirl anal. A round of style sodomy also takes place, and then there’s some missionary vaginal poking. Following a repeat round of buttplug play, Luna indulges in some cowgirl style anal, and she finishes her lover off with a tit and mouth fuck.

Scene 5: Bailey Blue and Claire Robbins

Both women already have their buns bared and pointed at the camera, as if for inspection. (they’re also wearing bunny ears). Christina shows up and buries his the backsides of the two starlets, and then Bailey proceeds to blow Christian while Claire probes Bailey’s holes. Claire and Bailey then switch places, with Ms. Blue electing to use a toy on Claire’s backdoor. The time for fucking arrives, and Claire rides Christina’s pole, getting her pussy nicely poked. Bailey also does some riding, but its her ass that gets probed. After that, Bailey dishes out some additional dick sucking, Claire gets on top for some reverse-cowgirl bum boffing. Meanwhile, Bailey gets busy with a vibrator, but the stops to help administer some A2M alongside Claire until she gets her hind-hole pounded from behind. As Christina pumps Bailey’s ass, Claire vibes herself and occasionally blows the guy, and later gets drilled in her derriere from behind. Later on, Christian buttfucks both babes, courtesy of spoon-style anal, and reaches his breaking point thanks to the oral efforts of his sexy cohorts.

DVD Extras:

The other stuff on this DVD include a Behind the Scenes section, Photo Galleries, a Cumshot Recap segment, and some Trailers.

Summation:

For starters, I loved the DVD cover with Zoey Monroe on it, and speaking of which, Zoey totally rocked her scene and seemed in sync with Kurt’s endeavors. The threesome were also quite a treat, and whoever thought to team Nikita and Skin up deserves a high five (or a raise) because those two complemented each other perfectly. In similar manner, Bailey and Claire kept the energy level and heat level high during their tussle with Christian. Finally, to round out my remarks, my first impressions of both Kimmey and Luna were very positive. Oh sure, there were a few things tht rankled me a smidge (as mentioned above), but still, this DVD gets a nod from me.